I FUCKING HATE KIDS. Now, I know what you're thinking. "You hate children? You're such a horrible person! Fuck your mom!" Listen, if you don't want to hear me cuss about children, read someone else's fucking story. So, all of the bitches gone? Good. I FUCKING HATE KIDS. Why? They are so fucking annoying. Especially babies. Now, they are annoying sometimes, but they seem to always annoy me. They're always running around like little shits and no one else seems to get jumped, humped, kicked, bitten, sat on, puked on, shit on, pissed on or grabbed by them except for me. To make it even worse, my wonderful mother (sarcasm) is always on my back about hating them. You can't just force someone to not hate something if it's their fucking opinion. She's just trying to be a fucking bitch, as usual. I haven't done a god-damn thing to them, so why the hell do they always have to annoy me?! Let me give you an example. So, one day, I was at church, playing video games with a good friend of mine when
one of those disgusting creatures came up to me, breathing down my neck to see the game. I promptly close the game, because I don't want some bitch breathing down my neck. And then the little shit says: "I'll stay here ALL night you know." Pissed off, I move to a different seat, saying: "Why would you want to see anyway?" Then he says,"Because you're an amazing gamer." Now, most people would think that's "adorable", but I knew he was just saying that so he could see what I was playing, and I am not having some bitch breathe down my neck, so I didn't open it. Then the bitch goes fucking ballistic saying I'm a horrible gamer and about I "can't solve a simple riddle". What the FUCK does that douche bag know about gaming? He's fucking 5 years old! Unlike him, I've been playing video games for my whole life, so that asshole can't say a fucking thing. Then he starts talking about Batman Arkham City, a certain game that my wonderful mother didn't buy me because it was "too violent". Now, the problem isn't that I can't get the game, but the fact that a fucking five year old is playing a "violent game". His parents must me fools to get him that game. I hope that when I get a wife (not really when, it's kinda iffy) I hope I don't have to deal with those stupid, disgusting, sniveling wastes of life. Simply saying, I hope I never have kids.
THAT WEBSITE IS SUCH A PEICE OF SHIT. How is it not better admin'd? HOW ARETHERE NO REPORT BUTTONS? What kind of shit stain idiot would make a website like this? ARE YOU A FUCKING MORON? A report page is one of the most basic principles of making a website. FUCK YOU.