So a Muslim walks into a bar.
No one survives the explosion.

Fuck me runnin if even the Camel fuckers in Cellblock D don't shit themselves over that one.

Ain't much to laugh abour behind these hard, cold walls.

In His Love,

WP Karl
c/o The Aryan Brotherhood
Louisiana State Pentitentiary/Angola
Death Row Cell # 13

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  1. Arenaria
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    Arenaria 166 days ago Permalink

    Karl ! OMG, is it really you?!

  2. ZENMaster
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    ZENMaster 166 days ago Permalink

    Well it sure as hell ain't the Minority fuckingTooth Fairy.

    Now you git your mind right and not question me again.

    In His Love,

    WP Karl

    c/o The Aryan Brotherhood

    Louisiana State Pentitentiary/Angola

    Death Row Cell # 13

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  3. ProblemSolver
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    ProblemSolver 162 days ago Permalink

    Any jobs at the prison? Something on one of the towers walking around with an shotgun? Well actually it would be an rifle right? For accuracy in case I need to break up a fight by firing bullets into the ground a few inches away from their feet?

    Regards,

    Problem Solver (my real name is revolver)

  4. KPissed
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    KPissed 161 days ago Permalink

    A man walks into an adult toy store and tells the proprietor he wants to buy an inflatable doll. The prop asks the man "Tall, short or medium height?" The man thinks a minute and replies "Medium I guess."

    Then the prop asks the man "Slim, average or plump?" The man says "Hmm, slim I think."

    Next the prop asks "White, black, asian, or latin?" The man says "White, but I didn't know you had such a selection."

    Now the prop asks the man "Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist? The man says "What the hell! What difference does that make?"

    The prop replies there is not much difference, except that the Muslim doll blows itself up."

    KPissed - Inflated with humor and glad to see White Power Karl has not rode the lightning yet.

  5. ZENMaster
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    ZENMaster 160 days ago Permalink

    Son, while it's good to see you and such, you talk too much, that there joke is too long; most Convicts got the attention of a fucking minority Goldfish only if the Goldfish is looking at them.

    Cut it down, to one or two sentences and it might be funny.

    Don't keep us waiting; they ain't much to laugh about behind these walls.

    In His Love,

    WP Karl

    c/o The Aryan Brotherhood

    Louisiana State Pentitentiary/Angola

    Death Row Cell # 13

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  6. Midas_Mercury
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    Midas_Mercury 154 days ago Permalink

    I expect another series of Allah-wars to start in JR just like last year, ruining this place all over again.

  7. KPissed
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    KPissed 153 days ago Permalink

    Allah Snackbar!!! With Halal weaksauce!

    KPissed - Who remembers.

  8. s4mi-delicate
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    s4mi-delicate 149 days ago Permalink

    YOU BELONG IN HELL

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