This sob is always talking about how he's completely independent and needs no one and asks nothing from anyone. Except whey he has a problem, and expects me to fix it for him.
This bastard used to live with us - a nightmare situation I finally put an end to a few months ago. He destroyed so much shit in our home - even cracked the front walk pavement - that I'm still paying for the damages. So his tire blew up the other day. It was only like nearly transparent for months and finally blew on a bank holiday. So of course he has to call me and expects me to get everything all done for him. So I gave him a ride to and from work, as he would have lost four days pay being docked for the holidays and day before and after (another great rip off policy of the USA labor system). Then he says "Oh I need to go to the bank and take some money out to pay for the new tire (as in one - the sonofabitch would never get two even though he needs two). So anyway, I get ready to take him to his bank (only another ten miles away - an he never offers any money for gas). And the asshole tells me "Oh I let my bank book at my apart m e n t." , which means a second fucking trip back and forth!!!!
Jesus H. Christ!!!! So there goes my whole day off driving this jackass all over the place. But he's finally grown up enough to say "Thanks for the ride."
As I dropped him off he says "Do you guys ever think of me now that I moved out?" I said "Sure. Every time we step on our bathroom floor you ruined, I think of you. Every time I see the space left where you broke a piece of art work, I think of you. Every time I find another scratch, mark or cut in the furniture, or a missing fork or a missing dish you broke, I think of you." He just says "Oh. That's not very nice of you to say these things to me."
Nice? NICE!!!!! I'll tell you what's nice. It's nice I still even speak to the bastard, and give him a fucking ride and save his ass from being fired. That's what's nice!
KPissed - Who now knows the theory of relativity. If you have relatives - get an unlisted number!!!
And Happy Fucking New Year!!!!!