You're dozing off in your History class. The professor is droning on and on about the fall of Carthage. You don't care about anything that's been dust for thousands of years. A large textbook slams on your desk, snapping you out of your daydream so fast that it hurt. The class laughs. The professor beams down at you, obscenely proud that he's caught a student goofing off. He then announces that if there's one goof in his class, there may be others, so there will be a test tomorrow morning to make sure everybody knows what really happened to Carthage.

Your fellow students stare muderously at you...

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