http://www.justrage.com Your Source for Social News and Networking Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:47:49 PDT en http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/pffft--/ Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:47:49 PDT Susan Flame Fest -10 -2 8 http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/pffft--/ http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/to-the-foreskin-guy/ Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:26:31 PDT Susan Flame Fest -3 0 3 http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/to-the-foreskin-guy/ http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/i-fucking-hate-kids-3/ Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:13:00 PST SOFUCKINGPISSED I Hate 5 5 0 http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/i-fucking-hate-kids-3/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/fuck-you-facebook/
Last year I was an admin of this gore page called "Lurid Shadows and Evil Faces". It CLEARLY said on the page something like, "if you have a weak stomach and cant handle gore...DO NOT LIKE THIS PAGE!"....HOWEVER pussy little fagtarded nutguzzlers kept liking the damn page, frequently visiting the page, and then bitching about the shit we posted. Even some of the page's fans were bitching about my posts when i posted pics of dead babies/fetuses. "I like this page and yall have a nice taste in gore...but dead baby posts like these are too much" BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH!! I'LL FUCK YOUR BABY IN ITS EYE SOCKETS, CUM ON ITS BRAIN, AND POST THAT SHIT ON THE FUCKING PAGE YOU FUCKING CRACK ASS!! ...[sigh].. Later that page was deleted (after damn near every admin was reported/blocked [although both me and my friend Mr. Gillus told them countless of times to MAKE A FUCKING BACK UP ACCOUNT, but the fucking idiots didnt listen like the dumbshits they were]). Aaaaand now...ever since that page was deleted and i was blocked for 30 days because of it...facebook has been on my AASSSSS. Every time i turn around I'm getting reported and banned for 30 days for either no reason, or shit i posted a loooooooong time ago that i completely forgot about. Facebook literally disabled one of my back up accounts for NO FUCKING REASON WHAT SO EVER!! I reported that that was a mistake that i didn't violate any rules, but those crotch smoking assbleeds still haven't enabled my damn account.

Recently I've been reported for posting hentai pics in [wait for it...wait for it] A PRIVATE FUCKING HENTAI GROUP THAT I JOINED!!! The group was made solely for hentai posts, and was set as private to prevent anybody from being banned.. However, some sperm vomiting fagsack decided to go through reporting everybody's posts, including every single one i posted that day (and shortly afterwards, the group was removed). Now I'm banned again for a pic i shared on this hentai page that linked to that hentai group....but that was waaaaay before that jewish piece of kike sucker had his/her little flaggasm.

If i could track down everybody who has reported me...I'd kidnap every last one of them, take them to a wooded area, hold a knife to their fucking throats....and then take out my laptop, and report their accounts so many times that facebook completely disables their accounts..RIGHT...IN...THEIR...FUCKING...FACES!! Then I'd track down the fuckoids who run facebook, tie them up to a fucking rusty ass pole, chop their hands off, post porn on my page in front of them and say "WHAT NOW BITCH! I bet you want to remove me huh. WELL YOU CANT!! YOU CAN'T REMOVE ME NOW BITCH! FUCK YOU!!", and then bash their fucking skulls open with their computer screens. FUCK FACEBOOK!!!!! FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUUUUCKK IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!! ]]> Wed, 06 Mar 2013 10:42:54 PST DeceasedRabidCrotch All the Rest 8 8 0 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/fuck-you-facebook/ http://www.justrage.com/Work_Wraths/please-fool--/
Every day, i get calls from 2 types of people: Assholes and fools. Generally, the assholes think they know what's going on, but in reality they have no clue. The fools, on the other hand, have no idea what's going on, and no desire to learn.

I've noticed 2 things about these different types of people. The assholes feel entitled. They normally have the vaguest since of what an IP address is, so they think they deserve preferential treatment. By the very slight knowledge that they have, they actually believe they can deduce what the entire structure of the internet and it's inner workings are. They furthermore believe that they can deduce the inner workings of a nation wide company, and god forbid when something happens that they can't understand. These individuals are just bad, and they piss me off.

Then we have the fools. The fools openly admit a lack of knowledge about anything technical. Furthermore, they wear this lack of knowledge as a symbol of near-pride, and as a handicap sticker. They want to be treated like they are handicapped, rather than just lazy. Ask a fool which lights are on a modem and nine times out of ten, the first thing you'll hear is, "You'll have to bear with me, I'm a bit of an idiot and don't know what all this stuff is." These people can be bad, especially of they are so intimidated by their own stupidity that they continue to make simple mistakes.

Overall, I have to say that the weekend tech assholes that call up are by far the worse. You simply can not persuade these fools that everything they think they know is a misconception because they read it in a drunken stupor on some forum filled with little kids. Most of these people like to claim that someone else is using their wireless network, which is impacting their speeds, when it's normally a packet loss issue. That's just one example of their idiocy.

Both types of people typically want a tech out RIGHT NOW without having to do any troubleshooting over the phone. Then they get pissed off when you tell them it's going to be 2 days before a tech gets out. "You expect me to go TWO WHOLE DAYS without internet?!!?!?!" "Yes, motherfucker. Go camping, ride a bike, read a fucking book for god's sake. Facebook will not explode while you're gone. Your emails will still be there. Your porn site will still be there. Speaking of which, consider this two whole days that you won't be downloading 100 viruses at a time onto your shitty fucking 10 year old Windows XP computer with only 256 Mbs of Ram and a 788mhz processer! ]]> Wed, 06 Mar 2013 01:38:29 PST Pizzaroll Work Wraths 4 4 0 http://www.justrage.com/Work_Wraths/please-fool--/ http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/anonymous-6/ Tue, 05 Mar 2013 03:14:32 PST Assassin I Hate 5 6 1 http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/anonymous-6/ http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/i-hate-muslims/ Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:27:51 PST Assassin I Hate 6 6 0 http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/i-hate-muslims/ http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/die-die-one-die-all/ Mon, 04 Mar 2013 02:16:56 PST Assassin I Hate 1 1 0 http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/die-die-one-die-all/ http://www.justrage.com/Mashed_Marriages/major-fucking-dickhead/ ]]> Fri, 01 Mar 2013 08:27:32 PST sweetbeet Mashed Marriages 2 2 0 http://www.justrage.com/Mashed_Marriages/major-fucking-dickhead/ http://www.justrage.com/Teen_Angst/i-always-feel-shitty-/ But say I was to go to a party... Well, unless I knew a few people, it would be really awkward for me. If there were a mixed group of different ages, you'd probably find me hanging around with people at least 10 years older than me. I also get kinda depressed when I'm hanging out with women and a guy who is better looking, funnier, and just generally better than me comes along. I usually find a friend to stick with or go somewhere else and play games on my phone at that point. I also feel like what I do amounts to nothing. I could build a bike from a pile of parts... Hooray for me! Have I REALLY accomplished much? No. I got a job! Washing dishes. I got a car (it's a '92, but it's nice)! Then my neighbor's son gets a brand new car (but he's a spoiled tool anyway). I make $130 a week washing dishes, but that's child's money. Am I wrong to believe that an hour of my life is worth more than eight dollars? I have a friend who is a year younger than me and gets paid $30 an hour as manager of a bowling alley. What the fuck!? And finally, I just hate my generation. Maybe it's just in my high school, but it feels like every girl is a bitchy, yoga-pants wearing slut who would rather text on their phone than actually talk to people, and every guy is a swagfag who wears their hat in the most idiotic way possible, acts like a royal douchebag to everybody and has their pants halfway down their ass at all times. And despite all that, they have lots of friends and are always with a hot girl. What the fuck!? Have people completely lost all self respect? I wish the recession never happened and I could get a better job. I wish people my age
weren't shit. And I wish that you didn't need college to succeed. ]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:05:42 PST Nigletsneedtodie Teen Angst 1 1 0 http://www.justrage.com/Teen_Angst/i-always-feel-shitty-/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/so-fucking-horny/ Sun, 24 Feb 2013 09:17:25 PST Lalia All the Rest 2 2 0 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/so-fucking-horny/ http://www.justrage.com/Work_Wraths/if-youre-calling-in-to-tech-support--/
If you're calling in to tech support:
1) Make sure you can fucking read. Hell, make sure you can see in the first place.

2) Make sure your computer is on. It's hard to troubleshoot a connection if there's no working computer on site.

3) In fact, make sure you have a computer in the first place. No, we are not going to troubleshoot your connection when all you have is an Ipad and an Xbox.

4) Make sure you have an IQ above 30. If you don't understand the basic difference between a wired and a wireless connection, you probably shouldn't call.

5) Understand that you are calling for support. I'm not here to babysit you while you do what you think should be done. I'm going to tell you what needs to be done, and I expect you to do it. You called me for help. I didn't call you.

6) Bitching at me is pointless. I may have cared at first, but I've been doing this long enough that I've heard it all, and I've lost all compassion. Wipe those tears off your face and realize that you aren't the only person in the world having problems.

7) If you don't speak English, then listen to the phone prompts and choose the proper language. Don't get pissed off if you reach me and I have to transfer you to a Spanish speaking tech.

8) Most importantly: THERE IS NO MAGIC INTERNET BUTTON! Just calling up and saying "I have no Internet" is not enough to get it turned back on. We need to troubleshoot the connection and find out what the problem is. In most cases, as long as you aren't lazy, stupid, or both, we can actually get you back online without having to send someone out.

Understanding these things before you call in to tech support will make everyone's day much easier. Try using common sense for once.
]]> Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:07:12 PST Pizzaroll Work Wraths 5 5 0 http://www.justrage.com/Work_Wraths/if-youre-calling-in-to-tech-support--/ http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/fuck-this-life/ Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:11:24 PST me12345 Flame Fest 6 6 0 http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/fuck-this-life/ http://www.justrage.com/News/knut-the-polar-bear/ So what's next? Are they planning to stuff Barak Obama when he dies? I mean, he's the first black US President, so maybe someone would like to see him on display. Or maybe they should stuff Queen Elizabeth. After all, most Brittish royals are already stuffed shirts so why not go all the way and finish the process?

I think it sucks that they disrespected Knut's remains by having him stuffed. When someone, animal or human, dies, they should be allowed to rest in peace, not in pieces!

KPissed - Who is now making a list of people who should be stuffed - after death or before, depending ]]> Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:52:44 PST KPissed News 5 6 1 http://www.justrage.com/News/knut-the-polar-bear/ http://www.justrage.com/Family_Feuds/my-brothers-cunt-of-a-wife/ Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:49:34 PST TheDisposable Family Feuds 6 6 0 http://www.justrage.com/Family_Feuds/my-brothers-cunt-of-a-wife/ http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/stefan-is-a-coward/ Tue, 19 Feb 2013 05:05:51 PST Susan Flame Fest -7 -3 4 http://www.justrage.com/Flame_Fest/stefan-is-a-coward/ http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/fucking-cunt-of-a-mother-who-deserves-to-get-burned-alive-/ Sat, 16 Feb 2013 04:43:58 PST umaliniissatansbitch I Hate 4 4 0 http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/fucking-cunt-of-a-mother-who-deserves-to-get-burned-alive-/ http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/kevin-bitchass-valdez/ Sat, 16 Feb 2013 02:03:40 PST jnl0 I Hate -5 -2 3 http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/kevin-bitchass-valdez/ http://www.justrage.com/Pissed_Poems/my-ex-bf/ I thought you fell from heaven.
I thought you were so perfect.
I thought you were so sweet.
I thought you only loved the girl that I call "me".
I loved and loved and loved.
Instead you fell from hell.
You like to smoke and fuck and skate.
Smoke and fuck and skate.
Three things that are fucking retarded.
You talk to girls like they're so pretty;
you talk to me because you're not getting any.
You've got me on a string.
You are the puppeteer.
Move me in and move me out. Take me for your own.
Buy me a ring, call me your wife.
Lie to me straight in my eyes.
"I Love You" "Never Leave Me" .
Fucking Hypocrit.
You did what you told me not to do.
You left me in the dark when I NEEDED YOU.
You fucking left all of the time.
You gave me ignorance, you gave me signs.
You left me- leaving. Fallingbehind.
Now you like to smoke.
You are now a joke.
I'm WAY to good for YOU.
Why don't you have a smoke?
When things get tough and ornery, and baby feels so horney, take out your little prick and call up one of your chicks.
I'm gone. I'm done. My life is so good.
THEN, you miss me like HELL- yeah, just like you should.
I was there for you. I have cared for you. I am here for you. I still tear for you.
I love you like crazy, just don't make me beg for you. Love me like crazy...beg for me because you deserve it. ]]> Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:18:47 PST jnl0 Pissed Poems -7 -3 4 http://www.justrage.com/Pissed_Poems/my-ex-bf/ http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/so-evil/ My entire life revolves around hurting some one i admit every day i think of killing some one, Now I know that i deserve to die for being like this but i don't care any more.
I hate women I'm very psychotic! i hate when they say they're in love with some one And its not me!, I hate when they're taken it pisses me off too i want to slit there throats!

You would never have asked me out so i despise you in every way!

If you have a child i will be pissed.
I will take it away from you and slip its throught cunt!

I'm sick of you not paying me any attention
Its always those useless, cunt, white,preppy fagot ghetto boys that you want to be with, and it is getting on my nerves.
You don't care about my life so you don't need to live, I'm all alone because you dont give a fuck about a guy who as nothing in his life to please him so i will do my part. I will cut you slice you fuck you up cunt !@ I dont need you im killing your babies in this boiling pot of water you cant save them you worthless Bitch.
Feel every drop of my pain as i stab at thee!
Feel my fucking pain.
This is only a fantasy though.
I have much more control over me! ]]> Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:50:46 PST killmurderfuck I Hate 2 3 1 http://www.justrage.com/I_Hate/so-evil/