1. Fuck Yahoo Email
I've had a fuckin Yahoo email account ever since they first came out. Last week, I just couldn't get into my account. Checked everything, tried for a new password and found out that the account is deactivated. Tried all in my power to reach a real person to find out ...
by mj on Thursday, September 15 ,2005 @ 04:40 AM - Story - 11,522 Hits

2. Cratylus / Dead Souls Mudlib
This wanna-be developer has released so many versions of his bug-ridden garbage (hereafter Dead Souls) that it makes any decent person want to puke. I mean seriously. We are on, what now, Dead Souls version 2.0 r 17 or something. This idiot bumps up one revision per week, on average, ...
by Anonymous on Saturday, March 25 ,2006 @ 11:18 AM - Story - 9,716 Hits

3. Message Board Pricks
What the hell is it that makes some people complete pricks on message boards these days? Do they do it simply for the sake of it, or do they get some kind of a perverse thrill out of hurting people's feelings and putting them down over trivial shit like spelling ...
by Anonymous on Monday, September 20 ,2004 @ 10:26 PM - Story - 6,881 Hits

4. Mudmagic.com
For anyone in the MUD community that's spent any time at all at Mudmagic, you probably consider it to be a fine resource and ripe with code, forums and generally a lot of useful information. What you probably don't appreciate is the fact that it is run by an administrator ...
by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 12 ,2006 @ 08:56 PM - Story - 6,459 Hits

5. Fuck Microsoft and their garbage
I am so fucking sick of Bill and his fucked up shit. Ding ding news flash, Bill you suck! And your operating system sucks shit. Believe me motherfucker you're not getting another fuckin dime from me. Take you and your fucking junk and just go fuck yourself somewhere you stupid ...
by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 12 ,2006 @ 09:26 AM - Story - 6,241 Hits

6. FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING INTERNET
I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STUPID INTERNET, IT TOOK HALF A SECOND TO LOAD THIS PAGE BUT IT TAKES AN HOUR AND A HALF TO WATCH A 14 MINUTE VIDEO THATS SUPPOSED TO "STREAM" OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET?!?!? AFTER I AM DONE WRITING THINS IM AM ...
by Anonymous on Monday, June 05 ,2006 @ 02:59 AM - Story - 5,686 Hits

7. FUCK MUDBUYTES.NET!
http://www.iguanadons.net/MudBytes-Backstabbers-298.html Hope Samson don't mind me doing this..... Those of you who don't give a rat's rip about MUDs or MUD forums, you can stop reading now. You'll likely be better off for it. Ok? I warned you. Here we go. Many of you may know that I founded a ...
by Anonymous on Thursday, October 15 ,2009 @ 02:30 PM - Story - 5,492 Hits

8. Fucking Useless Software Developers
Stupid fucking software developers, they don't know shit about designing a user interface. I'm fucking tired of running into your fucking shitty work and having to explain to the business what a fucked up job there software development team is doing. Never in my life have I seen so much ...
by Anonymous on Monday, December 10 ,2007 @ 11:19 AM - Story - 3,909 Hits

9. Fuck Windows Vista
What in the fucking hell was Microsoft smoking when they invented this sacred product. This damn piece of shitware crashes at least 10x daily when I'm doing something important. Jesus, what a fucking piece of shit it is. OK, for a start, Windows XP required at LEAST 256MB of RAM ...
by untitled on Monday, January 28 ,2008 @ 02:51 AM - Story - 3,630 Hits

10. FUCK YOU YAHOO!!!
I fucking hate Yahoo!!!! I can't access my account for some reason and I don't know why. I can't get any help with it and now I have lost all my contacts. Thankfully I was able to get some of them back through the help of MSN and the fact ...
by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 04 ,2006 @ 04:48 PM - Story - 2,651 Hits

11. YAHOO admin GOES POSTAL!!
Ok, I've found myself on this fucking site so here goes... Somebody from YAHOO chatrooms/yahoo pool, possibly an admin hiding behind his computer somewhere, is being a total dick head and abusing his powers and fucking with me and my system because I voiced my opinion on a matter and ...
by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14 ,2005 @ 06:05 PM - Story - 2,497 Hits

12. Fuck you, Anger Central!
4 years of using the internet, and I have never, EVER seen a more crappier, slower site than Angry.net. I was reading some of the posts at the "Site News" section, one had a link to Anger Central, I clicked, and my computer slowed down. Closed the tab in Firefox, ...
by untitled on Monday, March 03 ,2008 @ 11:12 PM - Story - 2,025 Hits

13. Anger Central (www.angry.net) Webmaster
Yeah this fucker is at it again. He rants on his news page now about how someone was sending in negative comments about him and his wife and threatening them both. He was apparently surprised that they were referencing him and his wife by name, despite the fact that his ...
by Anonymous on Sunday, February 06 ,2005 @ 11:06 PM - Story - 1,849 Hits

14. LowBrow.Com
If anyone here happens to be a fan of the 'brow, as it were, I'm sure you've noticed this lovely tripe that comes up in place of their usual homepage: "FUNDRAISER 2006 [Has the proverbial plug been pulled?] [Have you spoken?] [Unfortunately, we were only able to hit the $2.1k ...
by Anonymous on Friday, March 03 ,2006 @ 11:50 PM - Story - 1,633 Hits

15. hp sucks
i know this isn't new news but hp sucks balls. if you have an hp printer that doesn't work, here is my solution. take a hammer, declare hamma time and smash it into pieces! hp printers are the biggest pieces of shit you can possibly buy. get a brother, canon, ...
by headon on Monday, March 17 ,2008 @ 05:51 PM - Story - 1,522 Hits

16. Fucking TW2002 Scripters
Oh yeah, back again. This time I want to vent about the fucking script kiddies that are slowly but surely ruining what used to be a great real time strategy game back in the BBS'ing days.
by Anonymous on Monday, April 19 ,2004 @ 10:59 PM - Story - 1,485 Hits

17. amazon.com sucks
i hate amazon.com. whenever you buy something, they always lower the price when your order is done. and when you leave it in your cart, the price skyrockets up. what the fuck? and who the hell is going to buy 100 packs of chewing gum or 50 bottles of lubricant ...
by headon on Thursday, March 06 ,2008 @ 09:14 PM - Story - 1,276 Hits

18. Acadia MUD
For those who may care, particularly members of the MUD community that operate/own/admin. and / or (especially) code their own server, there's a few people you should be aware of that have absolutely no respect for licensing rules and showing proper respect to the code off which their MUD is ...
by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 03 ,2005 @ 09:51 PM - Story - 1,223 Hits

19. crt monitors suck
okay so here's the deal, although i have some super fast phenom 3 gb ridiculous desktop, i'm still very pissed about my computer setup. i still have an old (manufactured jan 05) crt monitor. now before you label me as a crt hater i do like it for one reason: ...
by headon on Monday, May 26 ,2008 @ 08:05 PM - Story - 1,217 Hits

20. Hewlett Packard
FUCK YOU HEWLETT PACKARD!!! I bought a new HP Pavilion DV6 series notebook, set it up and installed all the software I had on my previous computer onto it. Now every time I shut down that mother fucker it buzzes from the fucking AC adapter!!! Now I don't dare go ...
by untitled on Saturday, May 30 ,2009 @ 12:34 PM - Story - 1,200 Hits

21. Black Bayou RPG
Black Bayou is and was a chat-based RPG available to AOL users ever since the early 90s. Once a part of Antagonists Online and later the property of Heckler's Online, it has since fallen somewhere between but still exists in one form or another, but is hopelessly mangled from it's ...
by Vampyre on Sunday, January 23 ,2005 @ 12:12 PM - Story - 1,164 Hits

22. Angry.Net
Yeah, that's right, I'm pissed at Angry.Net this time. Why, you ask? Probably because the jerk off webmaster decided, in his infinite wisdom, to suspend new postings (again) for the umpteenth time. That and the asshole has ignored several well written rants that I submitted, while at the same time ...
by Anonymous on Monday, June 28 ,2004 @ 03:30 AM - Story - 1,163 Hits

23. Fucking Insyde BIOS!
I'm trying to update my HP notebook to Windows Vista Service Pack 2, as it contains some fixes that I need. (e.g Wireless after standby). Supposedly I just go to Windows Update, download and install all patches, get SP2 and install it, and that's it, bob's your uncle! Wrong! You ...
by Down Under on Thursday, October 08 ,2009 @ 04:20 PM - Story - 1,142 Hits

24. FUCKING BULLSHIT MACS
I fucking hate Apple. All their computers suck ass. Why the fuck can't the Mac users shut up about how great their computers are? Fuck Apple! FUCK MACS!!! Mac users think that they are so "suave, and cool" because they have a bullshit computer that is for "creative people." Tell ...
by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13 ,2007 @ 04:12 PM - Story - 1,116 Hits

25. Fastmail.fm
For those who don't know, Fastmail (www.fastmail.fm) is a provider of tiered email services, going from free to full blown accounts with gigs of storage. For anyone that isn't a retard, you only pay for email service when you need something beyond the basics. Being that I've only ever needed ...
by Anonymous on Saturday, May 20 ,2006 @ 11:37 AM - Story - 1,099 Hits

26. Wikipedia
I fucking HATE wikipedia. It is the downfall of our culture. I mean, I like the idea of 'knowledge for all' but that is what fucking official encyclopedias are for. You don't need a source to be BY the people for it to be FOR the people. Because basically all ...
by llewellyn on Thursday, July 06 ,2006 @ 01:27 PM - Story - 1,056 Hits

27. Mydomain.com
Note: I had previously posted this at Anger Central (www.angry.net) but nobody can view it there because the webmaster fucked up and the link is and always has been broken. I've told the asshole upwards of half a dozen times by email and he continues to ignore me, so I ...
by Anonymous on Friday, December 31 ,2004 @ 09:51 AM - Story - 1,027 Hits

28. Dear Bill...
Hey you fat multimillionare fuck, I'm just writing this to say that the trust between me and Microsoft, is no longer to be! Bluescreens, redscreens, 16-bit subsystem errors, buggy patches, service packs that take hours to install. ENOUGH! I'm SICK OF IT! Sick of YOU, your COMPANY, ALL YOUR FUCKING ...
by untitled on Thursday, October 22 ,2009 @ 02:47 AM - Story - 1,018 Hits

29. HACKERS!!
First let me start of by saying FUCK YOU HACKERS!! Why not instead of doing something destructive, do something fucking USEFUL for once? Just before writing this post I had discovered that "I" had downloaded 730.8MB in JUST ONE DAY. So tell me, how the FUCK does ONE PERSON download ...
by untitled on Thursday, July 30 ,2009 @ 09:17 AM - Story - 1,010 Hits

30. Microfuck Sucks!
Fuck microsoft. First thing I see when coming here to rant against Microbitch is two other people bitching about micro bitch! Fuck this stupid ass browser of yours! I'm coding my ass off and spending hours of beautiful sunny days trying to code against your buggy ass piece of shit ...
by Anonymous on Friday, November 20 ,2009 @ 02:45 PM - Story - 967 Hits