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-2 votes
OMQ OMQ OMQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My bf raped me today, and NOWZ IZ PISSED OFF. I NO WANNA GIT PREGNANTZZZZ.... yewz dontz understandz my painnn. OMG I JUST WANT TEWZ SHAREZ MY RAGE CUZ IM AN ANGSTY TEENAGER!
PLUZ FUCK DA POLICE
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5 votes
I work for a nation wide internet service provider. When you call up because your connection is down, you may end up reaching me. Here are same basic guidelines to follow before you pick up the phone.

If you're calling in to tech support:
1) Make sure you can fucking read. Hell, make sure you can see in the first place.

2) Make sure your computer is on. It's hard to troubleshoot a connection if there's no working computer on site.

3) In fact, make sure you have a computer in the first place. No, we are not going to troubleshoot your connection when all you have is an Ipad and an Xbox.

4) Make sure you have an IQ above 30. If you don't understand the basic difference between a wired and a wireless connection, you probably shouldn't call.

5) Understand that you are calling for support. I'm not here to babysit you while you do what you think should be done. I'm going to tell you what needs to be done, and I expect you to do it. You called me for help. I didn't call you.

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6) Bitching at me is pointless. I may have cared at first, but I've been doing this long enough that I've heard it all, and I've lost all compassion. Wipe those tears off your face and realize that you aren't the only person in the world having problems.

7) If you don't speak English, then listen to the phone prompts and choose the proper language. Don't get pissed off if you reach me and I have to transfer you to a Spanish speaking tech.

8) Most importantly: THERE IS NO MAGIC INTERNET BUTTON! Just calling up and saying "I have no Internet" is not enough to get it turned back on. We need to troubleshoot the connection and find out what the problem is. In most cases, as long as you aren't lazy, stupid, or both, we can actually get you back online without having to send someone out.

Understanding these things before you call in to tech support will make everyone's day much easier. Try using common sense for once.
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4 votes
I can't stand how they make robot do a human's job those lazy bastards, I can't stand all I do is hit "0" on the dialpad to skip through it I mean just skip all this bull crap I'm human put me with a human you inconsiderate prick!
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6 votes
Hey internet, you can suck my big, hairy cock. Actually, it isn't that big, but it is hairy. What do you have to do to get noticed round here. Look, man, I haven't got a fucking life, so I am posting some shit, okay? What the fuck. Maybe, you can't get it all out in 1750 characters. Maybe you need millions and millions of characters to truly explain what the fuck life is all about. But we need to get to the bottom of this shit. Because the world has always been fucked up and you always have politicians and self-help gurus promising that they can make it better for you, but that shit never materialises and the game continues and carries on and everyone is like, woah, yeah, isn't this game fucking amazing, yeah, we should really just let things continue as they are cos they are working so fucking well. Not. Seriously, man, it needs co-ordinated efforts from billions of us to say, no, no, this shit isn't okay, man. It's not okay that things are the way they are and that pussy is not readi
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ly available without you having to do shit to get it. Seriously. Pussy should always be readily available, and, man, that would solve so many fucking problems if pussy was readily available and you didn't have to drug them with rohypnol to get any shit. I mean, that's this fucked up shit right there. It's all this effort and all this struggle and you get fucking nowhere cos you have to talk with them first and they get all arsey, because you don't come up to their expectations, like they are somehow God's gift to men, and some of them expect you to buy them a fucking drink just so you can talk to them. Fucking hell, are you for real? Make pussy readily available and all these frustration would magically disappear and there would be penguins
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6 votes
Knut, that big lovable polar bear who dies too young has now been stuffed and put on display! WTF? Why couldn't they just bury him and let him rest? Why tear the skin off his carcass and have it stretched over a plastic form? Aren't there like a million fucking pictures and videos of Knut, enough so anyone can see what he looked like?
So what's next? Are they planning to stuff Barak Obama when he dies? I mean, he's the first black US President, so maybe someone would like to see him on display. Or maybe they should stuff Queen Elizabeth. After all, most Brittish royals are already stuffed shirts so why not go all the way and finish the process?

I think it sucks that they disrespected Knut's remains by having him stuffed. When someone, animal or human, dies, they should be allowed to rest in peace, not in pieces!

KPissed - Who is now making a list of people who should be stuffed - after death or before, depending
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6 votes
My ex and I were in a relationship for 3+ years. We were loving, happy and faithful. We were intending to fight through the difficulties of a long distance relationship when we went off to college, because we werent going to school near each other. She breaks up with me half way through the first semester saying its just to hard. I told her that she was the only one i wanted and that i was willing to work on things and that i knew it was difficult but that i thought we could manage because of how much i loved her. She just cries. She is now fucking simon, who told her he loved her from the first night they met. She fucks him and still talks to me as much as we did in our relatioship, but i know she is fucking him. She never wants to talk about it. I hate her, him and myself for allowing the situation to continue. Tonight she is going to a concert where she will undoubtedly getting hammered and end the night fucking him. I truly wish we had never happened so i wouldnt know this hurt and
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feeling of being used. i wish i didnt love her anymore, but i cant seem to get over it. i have had sex with other girls but they just get on my nerves and i disrespect them intensionally because i dont care about them at all. i just hate this and whenever i think about her and him. I cant control how angry i get. i just rage and rage until i just fall asleep. ill wake up and be alright until i think about it again and then the cycle completes itself. i cant handle this bullshit. she says she loves me but that she also likes him and that she is sorry for everything. shes makes no action to change anything. she is a liar and cunt(cant understand logical thinking) i just wish it never happened.
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-3 votes
I love the world so much. All is well for me. Oh such wonder and bliss I live in. Mmmmm.... I can hear the local news paper boy delivering the news... oh and seeing Ms Harrell letting her pie cool off on the windowsill. Looks like the boys want to play baseball... oh and Jiminy Crickets! Looks like were gonna have a dance off with the greasers!
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6 votes
My brother has a great heart and he does EVERYTHING for his child. His fat, piece of shit wife doesn't lift a fucking finger. He pays for this bitch's school, iPad, clothes, hair stylings, and tatoo's. Whenever I am there she doesn't do a fucking thing, so I doubt it is any different when I am not there. Now she is bitching all over facebook that she feels 'replaceable' because he looked at some other girls facebook page. HE JUST FUCKING LOOKED AT THE PAGE YOU FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN PIECE OF SHIT! She is constantly posting things about other guys and talking to other guys and he doesn't say shit. The truth is you fucking cunt is you ARE replaceable. My brother is a hard-working good hearted person and doesn't deserve some life-sucking cunt rag like you. I hope and pray to whatever god there is that he ditches you and puts you out on the street where you belong!
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-3 votes
Stefan, WTF is wrong with you?! Call it a long time ago all you want, but I've just read your sick posts and all of your posts are fucking shameful; I heard that you beat your wife...WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU?!? I bet you're gay; I can see why so many girls beat you up; they did it because they saw that you're nothing but a weak, wimpy little wuss faggot! I'm pretty sure that you must've had a tiny little small penis, so you're not even a real man; you're just a coward because, to be honest, only a coward will abuse women, including wives; if you really want to be able to abuse (and maybe even rape) women, or simply live somewhere where women and girls are considered nothing, I highly suggest you move to Afghanistan.
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4 votes
I FUCKING HATE HER. She is this useless whiny bitch who fucking hates me. Just because I get average grades she thinks she has every right to hit me. She calls me ugly, fat when she KNOWS it makes me super uncomfortable. I tell her nicely to stop it SHE WON'T FUCKING LISTEN. TELLS ME FUCKING BULLSHIT LIKE I'M THE FUCKING MOTHER LIKE SOME FUCKING DICTATOR. I FUCKING HATE YOU. YOU NEVER SAID YOU LOVED ME YOU NEVER FUCKING LET ME DO WHAT I WANT AND JUST LET ME FUCKING LIVE MY LIFE. IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE I HAD A FUCKING COLD AND YOU REFUSE TO BRING ME TO THE FUCKING CLINIC BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING CHEAP. WE'RE NOT EVEN POOR AND YOU'RE JUST LEACHING OFF MY DAD'S MONEY YOU SKANK. I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH GO GET FUCKING BURNED IN HELL. I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU IN THE ATFTER LIFE.
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Kevin, I though I loved you. I DID LOVE YOU, I STILL FUCKING LOVE YOU- ITS STILL THERE. You are a fucking retard and all you do is SMOKE WEED and FUCKING FLIRT WITH RANDOM ASS NASTY BITCHES. You fall for the most retarded girls that are WAY taller than you. Kevin, you think you're such a BAD ASS BUT YOU'RE NOT. You are a HUGE poser. YOU CAN'T SKATEBOARD- STOP FUCKING TRYING. YOU FAIL EVERYTIME. YOU FAIL AT EVERYTHING!!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!! YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH WITH A 3 INCH PENIS AND YOU ARE A SHORT MOTHER FUCKER COCK SUCKER. I HATE THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU WHAT THE FUCK??!? YOU ARE A LOW LIFE AND A SUCKER. GO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST- GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCHHHH.
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-3 votes
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
I thought you fell from heaven.
I thought you were so perfect.
I thought you were so sweet.
I thought you only loved the girl that I call "me".
I loved and loved and loved.
Instead you fell from hell.
You like to smoke and fuck and skate.
Smoke and fuck and skate.
Three things that are fucking retarded.
You talk to girls like they're so pretty;
you talk to me because you're not getting any.
You've got me on a string.
You are the puppeteer.
Move me in and move me out. Take me for your own.
Buy me a ring, call me your wife.
Lie to me straight in my eyes.
"I Love You" "Never Leave Me" .
Fucking Hypocrit.
You did what you told me not to do.
You left me in the dark when I NEEDED YOU.
You fucking left all of the time.
You gave me ignorance, you gave me signs.
You left me- leaving. Fallingbehind.
Now you like to smoke.
You are now a joke.
I'm WAY to good for YOU.
Why don't you have a smoke?
When things get tough and ornery, and baby fee
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ls so horney, take out your little prick and call up one of your chicks.
I'm gone. I'm done. My life is so good.
THEN, you miss me like HELL- yeah, just like you should.
I was there for you. I have cared for you. I am here for you. I still tear for you.
I love you like crazy, just don't make me beg for you. Love me like crazy...beg for me because you deserve it.
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