
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
Where else can I go to bash Blacks, Muslims and Gays?
Forget not the Juden, the Wetback, or Osama
Headon, Untitled, or that sumbitch Obama~
Where else shall I find such delightful internet trolls
Like Manny, and Alchy, or the redoubtable King Soul?
Or long winded bastards whose initials are KPissed
Or the emo teens by whose parents they've been dissed~
Or Communists, the Mafia, and Emo N~ 4 God
To an outsider it would all seem quite odd~
And an adminstrator with the edgy name of "Decay"
To paying half a Franklin he said "No fucking way"~
And Racist convicts, Fag haters, and Dads Poker Pals
And 8Balls and Cunt Lovers, and once some dude named Al~
Or the guy who has nothing, and is just trying to fit in
Kinda like now, it's suggested don't judge him
Won't be no problems~
And evil parents, children, stepkids and siblings
Loser spouses, neighbors, coworkers,and Jay Sebring*
*(One of the Manson Family murder victims in 1969)
Going back to having nothing, this is one of those times~
So I shall close this prose, with the following lines
To those left unmentioned, in our hearts you are fine
So for the comments I shall wait for them in to pour
Or find this in "Crap Bucket" in a day or so, alas, nevermore.
~Love, the guy who has nothing and is just trying to fit in by being incognito tonight in the ROYAL House of...son of a bitch...good one there, "The Shadow"...how have you manged to make it even this far in life, Jesus Christ....~