fuck neighbours who play loud music. i hate them so fucking much.

He keeps stealing my Fruity Pebbles cereal! Why can't that bastard just go buy his own!? And if he wants some of my cereal, all he has to do is ask. He doesn't have to fucking disguise himself every time! I would report him to the Bedrock police, but they stopped taking my calls a long time ago. One of these days, I'm going to scalp my motherfucking neighbor! Fuck you, Barney! Yabba-dabba-douchebag!

Every Saturday night, my friends and I throw a party at my house. But they usually drink up all the beer in seconds. When the other guests arrive, they say that they're thirsty. That's when my neighbor comes bursting through my living room wall holding a pitcher of fruit punch, screaming, "OH YEAH!" Of course, this scares all of my guests away and the rest of the party is canceled! But what pisses me off even more is that this is now the tenth time I've had to replace my wall! Eventually, I'm going to run out of money and claim bankruptcy! I've tried complaining to the cops, but they won't do a damn thing about it! I HATE MY FATASS NEIGHBOR! STOP DESTROYING MY WALL YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both of our neighbors suck, the ones on the left are a bunch of pothead, busybodies who have nothing better to do than sit around, get stoned and call the cops on us.  The ones on the right are a bunch of rednecks, who pile a bunch of junk in their yard, like boats, broken cars, equipment.  They also have these huge bonfires in the woods, where they sit out there and get stoned all night. 
I hate living here, I really do, it is like I am sandwiched in between druggies from the 70's and 00's.  I think I am going to do a little DEA drug tipping one day and then I will be free.

My neighbors house was forclosed on because the stupid wife stole money from where she worked.  Anyway, right this moment they are taking everything that isn't nailed down and also stuff that is nailed down.  They are dismantling the back deck as I write this.  They have also taken out all the fixtures in the house including 2 entire bathroom vanities.  They have a picket fence up and are also taking sections of that down and selling it on Craigslist.  Who in their right minds would do this??????  Evidently they feel since they lived there everything inside belongs to them.  I tried calling the authorities but they just tell me there is nothing they can do.  Personally I think they care stealing but then maybe this is just the ghetto way!

 

Oh and by the way, the neighbors on the other side of my property haven't mowed their lawn in almost 4 weeks.  They actually only do the back yard twice a year with a weedwacker.  They also have 4 BIG dogs and never clean up their shit.  What a wonderful summer I am having!!!  Thanks for letting me vent!

HELLO FROM THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF IMINHELL, WYOMING! SO THIS 'TOWN WORKER" WHO FEELS LIKE HE CAN OVERLORD ON ME OVER EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING HE GETS CHASTISED ABOUT, WELL NOW HE IS FUCKING WITH MY KID.

 

HERES MY DILEMMA.

 

1. I OWN A BAR IN A TOWN OF 600, SO THAT PRETTY MUCH MEANS IDIOTS DETERMINE YEARLY if I EVEN GET MY LIQUOR LICENSE.

 

2. THE TOWN WORKERS ARE RULED BY A FUCKING EX-COKE-HEAD TURNED MORMON WHO HAS NOW DECIDED TO MAKE ME HIS PET FUCKING PROJECT

 

3. HE'S A FUCKING LIAR WHO HAS DECIDED TO FUCK WITH MY 12 YEAR OLD SON. MY SON ISNT PERFECT BUT HE ISNT A VANDAL, PIECE OF SHIT THIS FUCKHEAD IS CLAIMING HIM TO BE.

 

4. HE HAS DETERMINED HIS FATE BY FUCKING WITH MY KID. I WILL FUCKING TRY LIKE HEL TO Make his life just as awesome!!!!!!

 

5. he just signed my permission slip to be a fucking cunt FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YOURE DONE BITCHBOY! PLUS, THE FUCKING COWBOYS SUCK! AND YOUR IMPRESSION OF ELVIS IS A DESECRATION TO THE KINGS MEMORY YOU CHODE COCKEATING CUNT WANNA BE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE UGLY AND YOURE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN LIFE IS GETTING REVENGE ON A WOMAN'S KID???? LOSER!!!!!! I AM POSITIVE YOU FUCK GOATS AND JERK 0FF TO TRACTOR ADS YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!!

I am surrounded on all sides by loud, obnoxious, agressive dogs.  On the east side is an untrained German Shepard who is chained outside, cold and lonely, 24/7/365, INCLUDING THE FREZZING ALASKA WINTERS!  You make the slightest sound and he barks.  Constantly.  For the next 5-10 minutes.  You try to walk your own dog and he barks the entire time.  The nieghbors don't give a damn.

 

To the west, there are two pitbulls which also seem to be untrained.  They bark at me too.  One of them is a "dominant female" (read: murderous scum) and hates my dog (also a female) just for existing.  It has come into my yard and chased me at least once.  And about a month and a half ago, it surprised and attacked my cat while said cat was taking a piss (that's all I can figure, cat is too aware of her surroundings otherwise.  That and there was pee all over her fur).  Poor thing was damn lucky to get off as good as it did.  I would kill this scum in a second if I had the slightest reason.

 

To the south (across the street) is a rottweiler.  His owners keep him caged, but he barks too. I walk my dog in the bushes across the street (our properties aren't exactly aligned) and the constant WOOF WOOF WOOF as I wait for my dog to shit so I can go back inside is more than a little unsettling.

 

North is a useless little poodle that comes out on its owner's second story deck occasionally and goes YAP YAP YAP YARF YARF. Predictably, my dog (a herding breed with very high prey and pack drives) comes off her rocker instantly upon noticing its presence.

 

I wish like hell the state, or the homeowner's association, or SOMEONE would tell these fucks to keep their dogs somewhat civil.  Is it really so hard to just keep your dog inside or somewhere where it won't bother people.  Or just get a damn bark collar or SOMETHING, I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANT THE DOG TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

So my little cousins 7 yearolds were out side just minding there own buisness then these two teen boys start calling them names likee aye fat boy come here. What would you do next? well my cousins grabed all the rocks they could and flew them at their motherfuckin faces, house, and cars but thats wasnt enough to stop them so the two teens got AXE bodyspray and sprayed ther neck and stomaches. like wtf what if they allergic or sumtin stupid asses. so yeah thats it but anyways it just comes to show that fuckin neighbors are cunts well wtf would you do?

Recently, my friend got two cats that have been really ignorant (for example, not running off the road when a car comes; causing a near-crash) and the neighbours were starting to get extremely annoyed.
One of them asked my friends mother to try and train the animals to be more aware of the situation so they don't one day get killed.

She didn't and they got killed. By that neighbour. They poisoned the cats milk with rat poison while they were gone. We know this because the (deceased) cats were taken to the vet and the doctor said they had been dosed with an extreme amount of rat poison and the cats milk gets put outside around midday just before my friends mother goes to work and no one is home. We were seriously mad with them and wanted to (I'll admit it) kill them.

Anyway, a couple days later...
They decided to poison their rabbit. Of course we know it was the neighbours (they 'fessed to it) but we can't lay charges since we don't have proof. So we were fracking pissed. Some little punks decided to fire bomb their house later that night. Luckily, my friends mum caught them out and stopped 'em.

WE STILL WANT THEM DEAD. (I know this isn't the right site but,) FM(and their)L

My neighbors are a bunch of snakes in the grass. 1/2 of them are old and already have 1 foot in the grave and the other 1/2 are jealous, spying, conniving assholes. If any of their houses were on fire, I wouldn't even spit or piss on the flames to help put them out. I would grab a pack of hot dogs and have a BBQ while they burned. The whole neighborhood can go to hell.