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I love the July 4th fireworks displays. Also, all the summer fireworks that some towns have. And I don't mind my kids lighting a few sparklers in the yard - after I water the grass and not when its dry as dust after a dry spell.
So what's not to like about fireworks? Fireworks jerks!
These assholes are usually teens or other stupid assholes who don't understand that there are some things you should never do with fireworks as follows
DON'T SET THEM OFF IN A DRY AREA AFTER TEN FUCKING DAYS WITH NO RAIN AND TEMPS OVER 90 DEGREES!!!
DON'T SET THEM OFF AFTER 1:00 AM!!!
DON'T SET THEM OFF IN PARKING LOTS AND OTHER PLACES WITH A LOT OF GASOLINE FILLED VEHICLES - ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS FUCKING HOT OUT!!!
DON'T AIM ANYFUCKING M80'S ASHCANS OR OTHER EXPLODING SHIT AT ANYONE - EVER - PERIOD!!!!!
Now all you dumb fuckers listen up! The next time you do this shit, I am calling the cops!
And remember what Smoky the Bear said "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"