we work here god damn it.  yes, i know you're horny.  yes, i know you think you can fuck anyone you want to.  yes, i know that if i wanted to i could break a piece off in there, you keep hinting at that.  but, as i keep passively aggressively reminding you, i'm married, YOU'RE married, and we WORK here for fuck sakes.  the problem is, you're really, REALLY hot and every time you talk to me i get a little wood, which isn't really MY fault, but i feel guilty about it all the same.  so please just take your skirts and your fucking kneehighs and your tight shirts and your long, pretty blonde hair and your piercing blue eyes and your ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and fuck OFF.  wait come here.  NO, go away.

So today I go in to buy an item, and someone forgot to stick a code on it, so the slack jawed teen cashier who had the misfortune of getting me in line had to get someone to find it for her.

 

I stood there waiting, while she stood there, chewing her cud (gum) and rolling her eyes at the nerve of someone coming in and forcing her to wait on them. 

 

And they couldn't find the code, and apparently had no backup plan, so I was forced to exit without the item.

 

Honey, I know you hate your job, but don't take it out on me.  There's a reason it's called a job, you know.  You have a whole lifetime of dealing with jerks like me who make you go the extra mile for no reason whatsoever (that's sarcasm).  Get used to it.

Hell! I work in a stupid organization where late night parties are compulsary ..... i stay single ......of course there are other wives of my colleagues who are there at the parties but all these men .... who turn tipsy ....yuck....there is no excuse on earth which one can make to skip these fucking parties.... just the other day one of my loser shittyy boss was explaining me to on how to control my boyfriend just the way his wife controls him . imagine.....my job is really good ....but these fucking parties are driving me crazy .. these male colleagues behave properly at office ( of course slight amount of annoyance is there) but late night parties they are just bonkers trying to make a pass at me so on on . my boyfriend and i have a long distance relation so all these fucking colleagues of mine try to hit on me. my boyfriend hates these parties and will never accompany me to even one of them i dont force him either coz if he did he would insist on me quitting this job, job is my dream job but only for the se parties.....

I have the stupidest fucking co-worker in the world. She's a fat girl gone semi-skinny bitch. NO ONE fucking likes her and she knows it and still has the audacity to show up for work everyday! Go home! We hate you. Everyone fucking hates you. You're miserable so you bring your miserable shit life to work with you and make everyone else miserable in turn. You half ass do your job - no wait, you don't even do that! The little bit of shit that does get done is always assigned to someone else. You suck. Even your mother tells you so. The only one that claims to love you is that fat ass bald peanut m&m looking mother fucking husband of yours. The way he rolls over and takes it up the ass from you is also making everyone sick. The stupid posts that he makes on facebook about us make us laugh. Please please please - stay the fuck home. Find another job. Do something - just stop coming to work. Please.

those little gerbil-fucker cunts! they replaced the three musketeers with some group of anorexic, office building n!gger dick sluts. those commercials used to be entertaining and now they have degenerated in to this filthy slime! motherfuckers! DIE IN YOUR HOUSE-FIRE YOU BITS OF CROCK!!!!

FUCK walmart I hate you! But you fucking know I will be back because I got fucking notebooks for 10 cents and you fucking put pizzas on sale. I fucking hate every single store, they all suck! Theres nothing I can do about it except fucking whine then go there for the fucking doorbusters and the fucking cheaper priced shit I HATE YOU! what is up with the cashiers? DO you fuckers beat them on break? Do you hire from the GED graduates? WTF! Please tell me what the deal is, is there a fucking little walmart troll that follows me around to set me up for insanity? Everytime I go to that fucking store for something specific, they will have 20 million of backstock of everything else, EXCEPT what I went there for! And does the fucking store have to be renovated every 5 months for fucks sake? Its 10 miles wide! I cant learn a new layout every few weeks! YOU EVIL EVIL ENITITY!

Fuck these bastards. You call them up for some info and they give you the run around. While they are giving you the run around they gather as much personal information they can from you. Why these fucks do this? Because they sell that info. THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH! Anyone who takes this job has no morals, and no redeeming value! THEY FUCK YOU and they do it for minimum wage. Meanwhile their company makes millions. BUNCH OF STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS.

Flying-J has the most INSULTING job appilation i have ever seen. The question like,"Is a family member been mad at you in the last three years" and too many others that are VERY NON AMERICAN I would NEVER let anyone in my family work at your stores. No more "FLING-J"...Most are pretty dirty anyway...

come back from vacation and my pup is dead !!!!.........Because these dumb freakers didn't give it enough water , he dehydrated . do not leave your pet there .

Dont ever buy anything from these bunch of Coyboys, they employ staff with absolutly no experience or skill to do their jobs properly. So the odd's are if you order a PC it has a 75% chance of being broken.

thats http://www.scan.co.uk