Do not toy with toughts that you will escape my wrath! I'm here and always will be here, for I am the Alpha, Omega, and the Delta of all mankind! Your choice to ingore all living on earth except yourselves is your own undoing. Blessed are the innocents for they will survive to witness the second coming. For all that is wicked will burn in my hell of brimstone and fire. Life is eternal and so will be your punishment for all the hate you have broth forward upon this earth. Your time is near; Dec. 21, 2012. I can't detect any radiation from our sequencers. Can you isolate the problem? Move the tenth sensor back into the array and power secondary systems. Our generators are working at half capacity. I don't see a solution here? Operate life support at minimum and power the primary engines at half throughput. We've done it! The brimstone is now on fire, sir. Excellent, now set time of activation of soul cather to Dec. 21, 2012, 12:00pm EST. That should give enough time for the brimstone to heat up, we have alot of hate souls to catch. All systems ready sir! Everyone fall back to phase "B" and wait!

They come out in the third week of July. It's taking to long what the fuck. I worked my ass off 24-7 for nine months for these damn tests. What the fuck do i get as a result: 3 bullshit months of waiting for a damn 1,2,3,4 or 5! Why wont these collegeboard faggots release the results alread?!?!? It makes me want to scream "motherfuck" at the top of my lungs!

The drug cartels use the babies taken from mexican prostitutes to ship drugs over the border , they have the drugs surgically implanted into the infants and cross the u.s. border........the drugs are removed but not surgically. ........strengthen the border

Am I the only college student I know who is not going for some lame-ass fucking art degree? They're fucking useless in real life and 99% of art students are either pretentious hipster fucks or too goddamn lazy to get a real education. If the terrorists win and come here and start bombing, I hope they take out the coffee shops first. And these stupid-ass art students and their bullshit art degrees.

Enzymes are retarded fucking proteins that catalyze (i.e., increase the rates of) chemical reactions.  In enzymatic reactions, the fuking molecules at the beginning of the process are called cocksucing substrates, and the enzyme converts them into different molecules, called the dumbass products. Almost all processes in abiological cell need enzymes to occur at significant rates. Since enzymes are selective for their substrates and speed up only a few reactions from among many possibilities, the set of enzymes made in a cell determines which metabolic parthways occur in that cell.
REALLY. REALLY. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? ITS SUCH BULLSHITTTTTTTttttttt

What the fuck is wrong with people these days? I'm in a work group in psychology class with five other people. Excuse me. Two other people and three retarded monkeys. There's this dumbass who just keeps making gay jokes when he KNOWS it offends me. Some vapid-ass cheerleader girl, A spoiled brat who does nothing but texting all through class, and this old bitch who won't quit trash talking me when I'm standing a few feet away. I'm the only one doing any work other than the big jock dude. I did not choose to work with these fucktards. Furthermore, my professor is an absolute fucking bitch about it. She rails my ass for being five minutes late but never, NEVER says anything to the rest of the group. In fact she bitched ME out for being offended by the homophobe's gay jokes. Ms. G needs to die in a fucking fire.

So I'm a part of a pretty amazing group of people, we don't have much money, but we have heart, brains and talent. We put on a small fundraiser for a friends sister who has had serious medical issues since birth. My band played free for entertainment, friends I had invited (from outside the group) came and donated items for a silent auction, 4 of my friends SHAVED THEIR HEADS as a fundraiser (the hair was donated to a local cancer wig-making charity) and raised $250 by raffling off chances to hold the clippers...I promoted the event on all of my personal networks and ended up practically running the whole thing...
We raised over $1000.00 to donate to the family to help with incidentals and trips to and from physical therapy, etc...not a lot, but when you don't have anything,and are crushed under insurmountable medical debt, it means the world.....and I just got a call telling me that the family has gotten nothing...the "friend" took it....- and claimed that she put it in a "trust fund" that her little sister could access when she turns 18.....in SIX FUCKING YEARS...for which she has no paper trail- no bank account, no deposit info, nothing...she fucking took it and put it in her pocket and has been spending it on herself for weeks.
I am beyond livid...what kind of cretinous excuse for a human being uses her sick kid sister to make a quick buck off of people?
Now I am at a loss, do I report her for fraud? If so- HOW?
Do I tell all the goodhearted people who donated time and money and their HAIR that it was all a scam?
I am heartsick and furious and at a total loss-
Okay- I was scammed, I can get over it, but all the people who came and all my bandmates and my friends who shaved their heads thinking they were doing something good for someone...all the people who gave more than they could in this shitty economy, because they are good decent people...it's my fault that they got scammed too...I truly do not understand how horrid some people are...it makes me want to puke.

Why the fuck to a certain percent of college students think that it is there duty and responsiblily to take charge of those most UNIMPORTANT and erronius freaking "causes" and join all these "commitees"?? Like honestly, NO ONE CARES about whether there is a coffee cart in the quad, the details of the campus smoking policy, fucking.. the city recycling program bullshit. These people act like the future of America is riding on this shit and that they're curing cancer for all mankind! WHY do these "concerned" citizens of the campus recognize that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT???
It is ridiculous that these people spend like 1 hour per week at habitat for humanity or whatver bullshit, and call it "community service", when in fact they spend more time flaunting that they are so generous than actually DOING the community service. Like holy shit, why don't you do something worthwhile, like talk with someone about their problems and really listen? Instead of spending an hour serving soup to some homeless dude you really couldn't give a smaller shit about?????

I hate self-important over achieving DOUCHBAGS!!!!!!!

1. If you are listing a computer, LIST THE FUCKING SPECS! No one knows how powerful or how good of a deal your computer is until you do. Don't say "Dell laptop $250" and expect us to know what the fuck it is, or if it even works.

2. Stop selling your 2003 Pentium 4 computers for $300. You are not fooling anyone. They are worth a fraction of that, at best.

3. Don't sell something used at 90% retail value. No one is going to buy it because they would rather have a new item that has a warranty and they can return it if it's broken. (Which it often is by sneaky Craigslisters)

4. Don't say new unless you haven't opened the fucking box. If you opened the box, it's not new. It's called "open box". It means that someone touched it and if you don't like the fact that it deteriorates the value of the product then you aren't mature enough to sell anything. And more importantly, don't say it's new and then say "it was only used once" or worse yet post pictures of the item in the opened box.

5. For the assholes selling inkjet printers: If it doesn't come with ink, it's worthless. In fact, it may have negative worth and it's best you pay someone to take it off your hands. Ink costs for inkjet printers are more than a new one a good 4 out of 5 times.

-Headon Alpha Co.

Why are there so many fcking emo and goth people walking in the streets now!? FRICK. What are they trying to prove? that evil witches and all those fricking weird magic spell/ sorceress shit exist!? SAVE THAT FOR FCKING DIABLO OR SOMETHING. REALITY CHECK PLEASE!?!?!?!?! I thought the emo population would decrease because of suicide, but WAS I EVER WRONG. there are more fcking emo kids walking around everyday, whatever happened to being emo!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Fucking hell, if my kid ever turned emo/goth I would wonder what the fucking shit I did wrong and I would do whatever it takes to make them stay away from that ridiculous crap.
AND GUYS WEARING BRIGHT COLOURED SKINNY JEANS THAT BARELY COVER THEIR ASS? SHITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!