My goddam mother wont let me sleep over at a friends house because she is such a fucking bitch. I know this sounds like any pubescent kid ranting with hate and I know I'll feel really guilty soon but for now I am pissed off like fuck! Her argument: No you can't sleep at Pat's you were sick this tuesday (it is now Saturday and I feel fine) Last time you slept there you stayed up until 4:30 and came back all shelled (It was only 3:30 and I took a nap afterwards and was just fine) And tomorrow is mothers day! (True, which reminds me that a perfect son should be getting her flowers or something) I am so tempted to toss my ten bucks at her and scream "happy fucking mothers day bitch!!!!!" and tell her to buy some sanity with it. But her previous argument isnt what pushed me over the top, thart was that she then lied stright to my face, she told me that she had nothing personal against pat and his family which is bullshit she thinks his mother is "snooty" and she never remembers her name and now that I enjoyed myself at the last sleepover she atomaticly aassumes that we were passing around dubees in some smoke filled basement when having a huge orgy. She just loves to over exxagerate so now I'm in my room venting all of this rage. Fuck! I have no idea if I'll recover soon enough to get her something... God, nice timing Pat.
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