I don't know why, but I really hate my friend's girlfriend. Let's call him Bob, and his girlfriend 'Susan.' Bob has been dating Susan on and off for several months. I have several theories for why I can't stand her

a) Bob is a very good friend of mine, and this girl has done a lot of crap to him. I mean he and I are very close, so he has told me practically everything that has happened with her and it isn't pretty. She cheated on her boyfriend to be with Bob, and then strung along both of them for like 2-3 months, telling my friend that she was leaving her bf for him, but also telling her bf that she wanted to be with him. Then she played multiple mind games with her (now ex) boyfriend because she didn't like him, making him cry on purpose, pretending she still liked him etc. She told me all about it so I'm not making this up...sorry, but mindgames and cruelty to anyone, even someone you don't like, is not a character trait that I admire in anyone. She is dating Bob now which is why I talk to her...I attempt to talk to her and try to like her but my verdict on her so far is that she is a bitch.

b) Even if she hadn't done all that crap, I still don't think much of her because she is one of those girls who always pretends. She always has a fake cheerful smile and a fake cheerful voice. I never know if she is sincerely enjoying talking to me or if she is pretending. Even Bob admitted to me that she's great at acting and pretending and lying. Again, I am not impressed with this personality trait in anyone. The way she acts, it is like he's dating Malibu Barbie or something.

c) Which brings me to my next point: Airhead. Seriously, the girl seems nice enough (but of course, she is great at pretending, remember?) but she is the biggest airhead I have ever met in my life. Half the things she says aren't even coherant: "omigod, like, I am totally confused! haha I don't get it, omigod like wow I don't know!" argh!!

d) Everyone but me thinks she is hot, and my friend won't shut up about how "hot" she is. In fact I have never heard him compliment her on anything except her looks and her cooking. If I say "she seems nice enough so far" he'll say something like "yeah she is sometimes." What the fuck! The girl is pretty but I'm sorry, she's not model material. She just has really, really big boobs. She can walk into Hooters, and men just give her money thinking she works there. There is nothing wrong with being blond with big boobs like she is but I just don't understand why men are so obsessed with her. She's a liar, an airhead, a fake bitch and I have yet to hear her say one intelligent sentence. Oh by the way she is only 17 (Bob is 21 and I am 22) so I don't understand why men are enamoured with an underaged girl. That's just sort of creepy to me. And btw, I'm not jealous, considering how the girl is bisexual and thinks I am hotter than her. I intimidate the hell out of her apparantly. Ha ha!

e) Perhaps the most important reason why she pisses me off. Before she came along, I was developing romantic feelings for Bob. On several occasions, both before and after he met her/started seeing her, I almost kissed him. Not on purpose, but just out of habit the way that you would kiss a long-term boyfriend. I didnt' even think about kissing him, I had to think about NOT kissing him: "whoa! what am I doing!" Anyway, she has basically ruined that because he is obsessed with her and is moving in with her probably, evne though they fight all the time and I am so much better than her. I don't say that very often about myself because I don't like to sound like a snob but I'm sorry, at least I have brains and am not some underaged airhead who cries all the time to get what i want. Yeah that's another thing, she always cries, cries cries. She has had a hard life I admit, but she would do things like start crying as he started to leave her apartment, so that he would feel obliged to stay with her and stuff. The only reason he sees anything in her is because he sees himself as Superman saving the damsel in distress. The fact that he never compliments her for her personality traits makes me think that he's just obsessed with having someone so many other guys wants. He also rubs it in her ex-boyfriends face (his roommate, btw) that he "stole" her from him. Now that I think of it, he's probably not the best guy to date anyway, but I still can't stand his girlfriend!!

Anyway that is all I have to say for now. Oh right also she annoys me as she sits there fully clothed in Le Chateau clothes. She goes there and spends thousands of dollars on clothes and struts around in them. She also has like a huge box full of makeup. The very first time I met her, she looked like a circus clown she had sooo much makeup on. I almost feel sorry for her cuz she obviously covers herself with makeup and nice clothes to make herself feel good. Man if I had that kinda money I would look smokin' too! Well I'll probably come back and bitch more later but this is all for now, thanks for listening, whoever reads this!