Did she go see Star Trek without you? Is that what this is about?

I'm confused. 

Did she not need 300 pounds or does she weight 300 pounds or was it two guys who each fucked her for 300 pounds or was it 150 pounds per guy or was it that she weighs 300 pounds and they never fucked a fat chick or was it that you can only fuck two guys for money and jewelry in London if you weigh 300 pounds or was it 300 pounds British funds or was it the guys pounded her 300 times or........WTF?

Please clarify.

Also, don't let her talk you into taking her to see Star Trek either.  They don't seat people who weigh 300 pounds.  With or without two male escorts.

 

pounds = money

I worked quite closely with Howard and can safely say he is one of the most repugnant men I have ever met and worked for.

He sacked his own sister, Cynthia Schlegel, after years of power struggling. As it happens she is a disgusting human being as well and used to attend a shrink twice a week for her neurosis. HZ got rid of her husband Mike then got rid of her. What a wonderful day when the Schlegels appeared with boxes to clear out her office!!!

Their parents have a lot to answer for but then Marilyn Ziment (their mother) was treated like dirt by the two of them as well. She'd come in for an appointment and they'd end up cancelling on her or keep her waiting for over an hour.

A classic Cynthia story was sending HZ's assistant uptown to pick up her Saab from the garage. He told her on his return she owed him $1.50 for the subway up there. CS flew into a rage and said if she'd known he wasn't going to walk the 70 blocks she'd have given him her metrocard. Not bad for a millionaire squabbling over a quarter!

Cynthia also got in a fight with Judy Ziment (HZ's wife) and ended up biting her, no joke. HZ humiliated CS by making her apologise in front of the whole company and over the tele-conference.

Anyway, fat boy HZ. He was constantly on a diet as he weighed over 300 pounds and is only about 5'10 tall. He consulted with a dietician who came into the office a few times and made him up a diet plan and suggested exercise (yeah right!) to fatboy. Her fee was a modest few hundred bucks and he wouldn't pay her and she spent months chasing.

HZ's life is a tale of penny pinching, bullying and trying to squeeze the little man. If you ever read his emails he drifts into fantasy language pretending he's Don Corleone in charge of a vast and powerful empire. It's amazing that such a disgusting human being cannot see himself for what he is.

Little does HZ know but Lynnette Cooke has been conspiring against him for years and is waiting to strike when the chance arrives. Clever little girl is Lynnette, everyone thinks she's nice and upfront but behind that exterior is a conniving woman with big ambitions and a heart of stone. She definitely has the beating of HZ, it's just a matter of time...

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I get it. Its complete ironic that your signature says 'keeping the earth green one comment at a time' by recycling comments. way to be clever you hipster fuck.

It's completely ironic you come on this site and not notice all the mucking about. way to be clever you hipster fuck.

"mucking about" - Is there an english accent at the other end of that dick in your ass.

No, you noob fuck.   He's Australian, and we love him anyway.

Get the dick out of YOUR mouth, and get with the JR motions, fuckhole.

noob fuck - good one nerdlinger. wash your face and get a gf or bf. then rage about it, then kill your self. ya hipster fuck.

Yes, he's a roo fucker. We keep him around just to laugh at him though. He gets really worked up over the stupidest shit. Then he goes out and beats his platypus.

A roo fucker. lol, nice.

'Wut does  " yo hippster fuck   ' meen?

 

What does, 'wut' mean?

Dumbfuck.

I can't believe you "ACCIDENTALLY" read a page in her diary to find out what she was doing either.  It was prbably the crust in her panties probably gave everything away.  

Either way, I'm glad I'll never know too.