I am tired of these fucking marketing people who come up to you on the street and try to sell you shit or beg for money or try to waste your time.
I was walking to class and some guy comes up to me and wants me to fill out a survey. 30 seconds later another person comes up to me and asks for a donation to charity. Another 30 seconds and another person comes up to me and tries to get me to donate for black history month. Then I get home and another charity knocks on my door wanting money. Then I get a call from some dickhead wanting me to do another survey. Then I check my answering machine and I have 53 messages from some company wanting me to sign up for a credit card.
FUCK THESE PEOPLE! All I am doing is walking down the street. I don't want to buy your fucking garbage. If I wanted to buy something, I would go to the store. I don't need some dickhead to walk up to me and try to sell me some shit that I obviously don't need.
FUCK charities! 3 times now some fucker from Sick Kids has asked me for money. Why the fuck do sick kids need money? I wish I was a sick kid, if I had cancer I wouldn't have to work hard at school. I could sit in bed all day watching tv. And we are supposed to give these people our money? If you want to help these kids so much, why don't you get a real job and donate your own fucking money. Worst of all these charities target university campuses - because university students have SO much money after paying tuition.
Fuck surveys! Does it look like I have time to waste? I am fucking walking to class. It is not like I am sitting on a bench doing fuck all.
Fuck Jehovahs witnesses! Why do people like to force religion onto others?
Fuck promoters! Putting up a sign is one thing, but walking up to random people on the street and wasting their time is another.
Fuck telemarketers! I get 35 telemarketing calls everyday. Its just the same fucking computer playing the same fucking recorded message over and over!
Fuck flyers! People put flyers on my front door everyday! Fuck off already!
If you see me walking down the street, don't fucking walk up to me and try to sell me shit or beg for money or otherwise waste my time. Just fuck off!
Get a real job you assholes!
JustRage
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