my wife just doesn't get it!

Thursday, June 26 2008 @ 05:38 PM UTC

Contributed by: Anonymous

just need a moment to vent so here it goes. my wife of 3 years insists on taking me shopping with her . my tolerance for shopping is about 25 minutes , my wife spends that much time on trying to pick out butter forget a big item or clothes. how do i look in this , what the fuck do i care i am married.
i tell her don't take me with her because we will end up fighting but still insists " what kind of husband are you , don't you like doing things with me all u want to do is screw me!"
so i go and after 25 minutes i am all psycho and i let my feelings be known to all around which really pisses her off. also i tell her on sundays during football leave me the fuck alone .so of course i say ok i will go to mall early on sunday just must be home by 1 pm of course at 1:30 i am running through the mall looking for a place to find out the scores being an advid gambler.
i get myself all worked up and she continues to ask me to shop with her so why dont i just say no no no. maybe because she is a hot brazilian and i love the sex oh me and my penis what have i done.

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