The worst mistake I have ever made was to move into a mobile home community (A.K.A. TRAILER PARK!). Things were not so bad at first, but then this asshole bought the trailer across the street. His favorite activities are beating the shit out of pieces of sheet metal while listening to the same fucking country western 1970's remastered shit CD, and fighting with his low class, bingo playing bitch of a wife.
Both these pathetic excuses for humans spend their time collecting shit. She thinks she is some kind of interior decorator, repainting pieces of shit furniture she gets from the side of the road on trash day. Then she puts up these stupid ridiculously expensive price signs on the shit, just in case someone who has yearned for years to collect a genuine trailer trash artifact happens to be driving through on their way to Hollywood and has the money to pay for it. He collects anything that is free from the trash. He is the real collector since he never parts with a single piece of shit. He stuffs all this crap under his trailer, which is against the park rules. He spends most of his time shouting at his wife. After all, he would have to lower the volume on his 70's CD in order for her to hear him at a normal tone of voice. The rest of the time, he collects wood from the nearby park, even cutting branches from the trees at night (I actually saw him doing this while I was at a carnival in the park). He needs all this wood to fuel his latest acquisition - the redneck favorite outdoor accessory - the outdoor fireplace! He also burns old pieces of furniture - including shit covered with that shitty veneer which sometimes gives off toxic fumes. Why the fuck can't he burn up some of his wife's shit collection of furniture?
This trailer trash bastard also has a collection of partly working cars - ten partly working cars. The park rules say two cars only per trailer. Most of the time people are flexible about this rule and common sense prevails. But since this shit wad moved into the park, all the residents are pissed off with him taking up ten fucking parking spaces.
Well I am really raged up now because the son of a bitch just obtained disability status for his bad knee. The motherfucker now has even more time to collect shit, wood, broken furniture and junk cars. FUCK THIS REDNECK SHIT FOR BRAINS TRAILER TRASH BASTARD!!!! Fuck him and his fat disgusting bitch of a wife who can't even park her fucking car straight and needs three fucking parking spaces. Fuck their stupid, worthless dogs that shit everywhere except their own fucking yard! I hope the bastard chokes on his own toxic outdoor fireplace smoke - and his little dog too!!!!!
JustRage
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