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Arenaria 86 days ago Crap Bucket
Really??? ...wow......profoundly disappointing.......wow.
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I'm writing about this stupidfuck that calls himself "empeorer55. This thunderfuck is always fucking with me when I get onto Rise of Nations online. The bastard sticks his bottlenose into places it doesn't belong-- like MY fucking buisness. It all started three days ago when I joked at some dumbass little 12 yr-old who's screenname was OFFMYNADDS (yes, you heard rite). I told OFFMYNADDS do he wanna play a ONmynadds game (i know, not funny, don't really gaf). And he started bitching about me, and evenually the jizzlizz fuck empoerer and one of his fucktart fuckhead "friends" decided to "get in on it" and start fucking with me too. I was fighting them 3 on 1 (what damn PUSSIES!!!).
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Dear brother and friends,


Do you remember that time you got home at 2:00 in the morning and saw me having a threeway with my toy panda and my toy bear? You came home and I was being fucked by the bear and you saw me sucking on the panda? So embarrassing. You could have told me you were gonna be there. Thanks a lot assholes.


 


 


 


Sincerely,


 


 


 


A. Nonymous.
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I'm crushed in the back of a packed elevator. It's progress is agonizingly slow, stopping at every floor.

I have a monster bugger in my nose. What do I do?
A) Wait till I get to my floor, exist, and then blow my nose?
B) Pick it, roll it between my fingers and fling it to the floor?
C) Pick it and wipe it off on the back of the person in front of me?
D) Pick it and discreetly eat it?

I could really use your help because I get so angry, it just ends up solidifying and everyone can see it nesting in my nostril.
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Two things happened to me within one week:


 


1) Went to the store, picked up some tea tree balm (boxed).  Came home opened it up, and it looked like some asshole already opened it up and used it as a tester.


 


2) Went to a grocery store, picked up some ice cream, came home and saw that someone took what appears to be a tester bite.


 


Fucking hell, have some fucking consideration.  I don't have time to check that my toiletries and ice cream haven't been previously opened and tested before I buy it.  God fucking damnit. 

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And unfortunately, if you look the part, you can get a management position.



I'm a webmaster. I mean programmer. Wait, no, I think it was system administrator last week. Fuck. It really doesn't matter - what matters is that I was hired by a college and I get paid much less than I'm worth.


When my immediate boss, let's call him Lester the Molester, has a problem, it's not because he wants a solution for it. It's so that he can show off how fucking uninformed he is - in the guise of I-know-better-than-you-because-I-get-paid-more.




	Molester: "We've got a lot of spam [in my ass, and it smells funny.] What should we do?"



	Me: "Let's ask people who already know what works best [you retarded cleaveland steamer]"



	Molester: "I think we should just use dspam. I heard it works well [, and by heard, I mean 

	I searched for 2 minutes and picked randomly. Now you have to deal with the consequences]"


Well let me tell you something you piece of shit honda hybr

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id driving fake fucking internet mogul with no sense of shame or when to shut the fuck up: You hire the worst people to do the job, and I'm certain you're still there is because the people above you are dumber than you are.


But somehow, you had the dumbest fucking stroke of luck in hiring me, and I'm fed up. You have thirty apple fucking xserves doing the job that four linux boxes can do and not fucking crash when you run grep. You have the worst cross-network cross-programming cross-protocol dependency I've ever even heard of, and I'm supposed to be completing a project your previous programmer abandoned? To replace something that already works?


Go rape your daughter.
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FUCK CANADA!  canadians are the dirtiest white trash you will ever see. motherfucking hillbilly, inbred, foul mouthed, uneducated, yokel, hick, ignorant, disrespectful, hateful, racist white trash.  dirty little white trash kids roam the streets, these are the most racist little dog shits you will ever see.  little 5 year old little shits and they already sound like white power karl.

 


damn these fucking albino pigs they just fuck with you for no reason.  they got no job, no life, nothing to do so they just wander around looking for people to fuck with.  what a fucking pathetic white trash existence.


 


canada doesnt even have its own national identity.  its just the shit that came out of britains ass.  canada still puts the british queen on its money and its shitty military is still called the queens donkey fuckers.  canada didnt even get independence until 1982 and even then canada is still to

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o pussy to stand up to the british dog rapists.


 


and the profs are dog shit too. they just spend class time ranting their racist shit or just blabbing about some random shit that has got nothing to do with the course. im not paying tuition to hear your racist ramblings motherfucker.  canada is the WORST country.


 


canadians are the dirtiest shit in the world.
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My mother runs my confidence down more and more each day,everything i do or say she fucking critisizes me for it in every fucking possible way!
she rips off my appearance, calls me ugly and fat, im quiet the fucking opposite if the dumb shit would open her eyes, she would know that for a fact!!!!
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A Minority walks into a bar full of Aryan Brothers, etc, on a Saturday night, seeking help.

With him is his minority wife who is bloated with his seed and is just minutes away from birthing they minority spawn, and she is dripping from her broke water and tearing and bleeding  minority whelping vagina, getting it all over the goddamn floor.

As the brothers move in as one on the aforeskinnned minorities, the janitor (also a member of the Brotherhood) steps up and hustles them types back out to the parking lot, where he helps the fe-male whelp her pup and they is sent on they way.

When the janitor goes back inside he is drug out back and placed in a Noose by the Brothers for being a minority loving traitor.

The Janitor says he just done it because he ain't have the necessary chemicals to clean up minority drippings off the floor and was just tending to his job, and swears his mind is right.

The Brothers think he should have stayed aside, le
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t them take care of the minorities like they meant to, and fuck him and his chemicals, it's they goddamn bar and they don't kindly to minorities ruining its purity with they welfare generation baby having presence, and that they minds is also right.

The Minorities in question have made it to a Hospital that takes them welfare types and is now telling the police about they ordeal.

But fuck them minority types, this ain't about them,  get your minds right and stay focused.

Question: Did the Janitor violate his oath to the BrotherHood by interfering, or was his mind right and he was just looking after his work related interests?

You mind your step when you answer.

We don't take kindly to them what don't think before they speak.
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I am fed up to the back teeth of recieving visits from my wifes 16 year old, 6ft 2inch, guallible dumb ass son. Hes been here since xmas eve,all he has done is paly nintendo and watch fucking cartoons and those gay tv shows like"come dancing", everytime he talks the volume gets louder, he laughs at stuff thats not funny, he cant speak english, like vicky pollard. And to top it all hes been brain washed by his father, who is nothing but a piece of shite, who should be wipped off lifes shoe. I sooooooo want to say something, but am way to pissed off to make sense - even. Fucking ass hole teenager, PS he still fucking cuddles his father at 16, tells him " love you", what a fag, fucking moron
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my dick is average, not small, not like a tree trunk and it pleases (apparently) so FUCK YOU to all the women trying to make all men feel insecure about their shit. and fuck the media for helping. you fucking animal cunts.
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Robert *ugabe can suck my cock. That bastard took my farm. I hope he rots in hell the son of a bitch. Being white there meant that you had no rights and. He denied me of me and my families future. This money was my dads who passed away years ago. I dont want to let him down. Zanu PF and those twats and the gondi who is on my farm Major Mukona can drop dead. One day - maybe not in my lifetime but maybe my sons or grandsons ,they will have their farm back. It was theft. Why do we help these people. I know there are people reading this who know what I mean and all the "fun" that went with it. One consolation is that the twat who threatened my wife and young boys died.
Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord - John 31
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