Dear brother and friends,
Do you remember that time you got home at 2:00 in the morning and saw me having a threeway with my toy panda and my toy bear? You came home and I was being fucked by the bear and you saw me sucking on the panda? So embarrassing. You could have told me you were gonna be there. Thanks a lot assholes.
I have a monster bugger in my nose. What do I do?
A) Wait till I get to my floor, exist, and then blow my nose?
B) Pick it, roll it between my fingers and fling it to the floor?
C) Pick it and wipe it off on the back of the person in front of me?
D) Pick it and discreetly eat it?
I could really use your help because I get so angry, it just ends up solidifying and everyone can see it nesting in my nostril.
Two things happened to me within one week:
1) Went to the store, picked up some tea tree balm (boxed). Came home opened it up, and it looked like some asshole already opened it up and used it as a tester.
2) Went to a grocery store, picked up some ice cream, came home and saw that someone took what appears to be a tester bite.
Fucking hell, have some fucking consideration. I don't have time to check that my toiletries and ice cream haven't been previously opened and tested before I buy it. God fucking damnit.
And unfortunately, if you look the part, you can get a management position.
I'm a webmaster. I mean programmer. Wait, no, I think it was system administrator last week. Fuck. It really doesn't matter - what matters is that I was hired by a college and I get paid much less than I'm worth.
When my immediate boss, let's call him Lester the Molester, has a problem, it's not because he wants a solution for it. It's so that he can show off how fucking uninformed he is - in the guise of I-know-better-than-you-because-I-get-paid-more.
Molester: "We've got a lot of spam [in my ass, and it smells funny.] What should we do?"
Me: "Let's ask people who already know what works best [you retarded cleaveland steamer]"
Molester: "I think we should just use dspam. I heard it works well [, and by heard, I mean
I searched for 2 minutes and picked randomly. Now you have to deal with the consequences]"
Well let me tell you something you piece of shit honda hybr
But somehow, you had the dumbest fucking stroke of luck in hiring me, and I'm fed up. You have thirty apple fucking xserves doing the job that four linux boxes can do and not fucking crash when you run grep. You have the worst cross-network cross-programming cross-protocol dependency I've ever even heard of, and I'm supposed to be completing a project your previous programmer abandoned? To replace something that already works?
Go rape your daughter.
FUCK CANADA! canadians are the dirtiest white trash you will ever see. motherfucking hillbilly, inbred, foul mouthed, uneducated, yokel, hick, ignorant, disrespectful, hateful, racist white trash. dirty little white trash kids roam the streets, these are the most racist little dog shits you will ever see. little 5 year old little shits and they already sound like white power karl.
damn these fucking albino pigs they just fuck with you for no reason. they got no job, no life, nothing to do so they just wander around looking for people to fuck with. what a fucking pathetic white trash existence.
canada doesnt even have its own national identity. its just the shit that came out of britains ass. canada still puts the british queen on its money and its shitty military is still called the queens donkey fuckers. canada didnt even get independence until 1982 and even then canada is still to
and the profs are dog shit too. they just spend class time ranting their racist shit or just blabbing about some random shit that has got nothing to do with the course. im not paying tuition to hear your racist ramblings motherfucker. canada is the WORST country.
canadians are the dirtiest shit in the world.
she rips off my appearance, calls me ugly and fat, im quiet the fucking opposite if the dumb shit would open her eyes, she would know that for a fact!!!!
A Minority walks into a bar full of Aryan Brothers, etc, on a Saturday night, seeking help.
With him is his minority wife who is bloated with his seed and is just minutes away from birthing they minority spawn, and she is dripping from her broke water and tearing and bleeding minority whelping vagina, getting it all over the goddamn floor.
As the brothers move in as one on the aforeskinnned minorities, the janitor (also a member of the Brotherhood) steps up and hustles them types back out to the parking lot, where he helps the fe-male whelp her pup and they is sent on they way.
When the janitor goes back inside he is drug out back and placed in a Noose by the Brothers for being a minority loving traitor.
The Janitor says he just done it because he ain't have the necessary chemicals to clean up minority drippings off the floor and was just tending to his job, and swears his mind is right.
The Brothers think he should have stayed aside, le
The Minorities in question have made it to a Hospital that takes them welfare types and is now telling the police about they ordeal.
But fuck them minority types, this ain't about them, get your minds right and stay focused.
Question: Did the Janitor violate his oath to the BrotherHood by interfering, or was his mind right and he was just looking after his work related interests?
You mind your step when you answer.
We don't take kindly to them what don't think before they speak.
Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord - John 31