http://www.justrage.com Your Source for Anger and Rage. Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:19:12 CDT en http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/i39m-high--/ Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:19:12 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 4 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/i39m-high--/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/i39m-on-a-boat-motherfucker-don39t-you-ever-forget/ It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat ]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2012 04:39:21 CST Anonymous All the Rest 3 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/i39m-on-a-boat-motherfucker-don39t-you-ever-forget/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/using-art-as-a-scapegoat/

ps> sorry if I'm incoherent, I have been drinking ]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2012 03:50:54 CST Anonymous All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/using-art-as-a-scapegoat/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/cereal-moths/

These insidious little fuck-bugs get into any kind of cereal. They also like crackers, breadcrumbs, pasta, chips, noodles, rice, bird seed, dry cat food - anything made of grain. And they somehow cunningly manage to get into closed Tupperware, Rubbermaid and Zip Lock bags too, and even eat holes in unopened stuff in cardboard boxes.


But that is not the worst of the damage these tiny terrors leave in their wake of destruction.


Recently, the stereo went on the fritz. When I opened the back panel - you know, the one that says "No User Servicable Parts Inside" - I discovered the mini monsters need a place to live too. And a place to breed.


I have also discovered that they probably got into the house in some bird seed I got when someone gave us a parakeet they could not keep any longer. However they got in, I am finding it next to impossible to get them out.


If anyone out there knows how to make these bugs begone, I'd like to know. Before I end up either in the poor house from throwing food out, or at the gym for eight hours straight from trying to eat the food before they get to it.


KPissed - Who still can't find a way to get rid of these flying fuckwads, even after singing the song the tiny Japanese twins sang in Mothra over a dozen times. ]]> Thu, 12 Jan 2012 02:29:25 CST KPissed All the Rest 3 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/cereal-moths/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/all-black-people-should-be-killed/ Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:28:12 CST Anonymous All the Rest 6 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/all-black-people-should-be-killed/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/me-again/
does anyone else wish they were happy??? to be honest, i wish i was happy. i've seen all these people that are just sooo fucking happy, without a care in the world. i wanna be like that, and if i want to, then i'll have to diss everyone. so i will. everyone shut the fuck up, and listen to what i have to say. and to all who will listen and understand, thank you, my fellow miserable-lifed freind!!! and who all who don't listen, and want to be haters...
Fuck You And Shove Your Stuid Po Music Up Your Tight Little Anus ]]> Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:33:47 CST Anonymous All the Rest 4 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/me-again/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/western-society-suxs/
We also treat each other like shit too. How often do your hear of a homicide in eastern cultures? We read about one almost every day in the western world! We are stereotyping, nasty horrible pieces of shit with zero integrity, few morals and no respect.

Be honest enough with yourself to agree with this statement! ]]> Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:27:55 CST Anonymous All the Rest 8 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/western-society-suxs/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/pain-in-the-arse/ why do they phone up at the weekends when your just about to do something and if i hear 1 more story about them being in the fucking army or in the second world war im going to stick my tool box up there Fucking Arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love my job just hate the arseholes i need to deal with

ps girls with tattoos whats that all about!!!!!!! ]]> Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:02:35 CST aaaarrrrgggghhhh All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/pain-in-the-arse/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/donating/ Sun, 16 Oct 2011 16:28:36 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 3 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/donating/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/fuck-this-26/ and fuck it's like a fuck joke to these ppl. makes me think robbing might be the way to go. I've tried goodwill and all the rest of these bullshit "programs" even email the fuckin city counsel (they had a job fair for felons) but no answer. the job fair was way off the bus line, on Easter weekend in a city park. more schools looking to send me further in debt, fuck that shit owe $$$$ and still no job. what then? fuck this I need a Job!
a word to the people out there, one mistake can take your life places you never knew existed nor do you want to go. be careful out there, find a place like this one to vent. here in tn youo can be arrested for yelling at someone (assault) law is solely based on another persons statement...if they say they are in fear you will go to jail. ]]> Thu, 18 Aug 2011 08:54:35 CDT pissedoldman All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/fuck-this-26/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/oh-i39m-sorry-did-things-get-a-little-too-real/
All I said is that Christians love to convert. They think they ate the shiny clean right ones and everyone else is wrong or dirty. Fucking delluded if you ask me. The whole Christian religion is fucked up. One- Jesus was black, not White and "special" 2nd of all- they don't accept people for who they are, they want to convert other faiths to the "right" religion.

Ooohhhhhhh you know it's fucking true.

Could it be... That if the Muslim race is so wrong and all of them are "terrorists"... That the Christian faith could be wrong ??

No. That not possible, you brainwashed fucks?

Anyone who thinks they are above anyone else and thinks that they are here to help people, are dangerous if you ask me. And half of you are.

You say god helps junkies n shit. It's not really... It's the group of people that give the junkies strength. Wouldn't matter if they said "Santa wants you to do well" if they want to change, they will.

Don't get me wrong, I believe in a creator. As does other religions. They all Pray to a higher power. Could this not mean then... That we all pray to the same god? Just give it another name?

*gasp.. No that can't be... They are all evil, we would never do what they do, if we were in the same position...
Bull.

All I wanted to say, have a nice day, now. ]]> Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:08:11 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 3 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/oh-i39m-sorry-did-things-get-a-little-too-real/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/my-husband-is-a-fucking-asshole-2/
A woman on her cell phone nearly plowed into me yesterday causing me to swerve and hit the curb. She took off before I could get her plate number. Now my back up car is fucked up. The brakes are sticking. Nothing to do with hitting the curb. But I get yelled at on how stupid I am. At Least I Have A Drivers License Asshole! You Don'T Because Of Your Drunk Driving Charges! Fuck You And Find A Ride To Work And Back! ]]> Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:25:46 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/my-husband-is-a-fucking-asshole-2/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/to-hell-with-preteen-lolita-jonny/
Fix The Goddamn Site!!!! ]]> Sat, 18 Jun 2011 10:33:27 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/to-hell-with-preteen-lolita-jonny/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/i-hate-when-they-say-he39s-a-hero/ Tue, 14 Jun 2011 10:43:57 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/i-hate-when-they-say-he39s-a-hero/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/d-day-let-us-never-forget/
Just a shout out to those who were at Normandy in 1944, and to the memory of all those who stayed in spirit.

Wish I could have been there, Bros, but will have to content myself with watching Saving Private Ryan and touching myself during pivotal scenes.

Semper Hi. ]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:46:42 CDT The SNADLE All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/d-day-let-us-never-forget/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/the-pocket-just-rage/ The Pocket Just Rage
A handy reference book designed for ease of use for all Ragers, both old and new.

(Dedicated to Miss Lois Lane, whose brilliant idea for a Just Rage Reference Guide went to the lowest bidder, it's a tough market, sorry Toots)

Explore Historical Figures From The Past:
Fucktard: Former King of Just Rage, was overthrown in 2009 by SoulTaker 666 during the War of the Rages. Application for Sainthood submitted by die hard loyalist Headon currently under review by Admin.

Learn About Nature:
Barrel Cactus, (Also see Cactus, Barrel for exact same info): Official Cactus of Jr, was secret meeting place of Samson and Delilah during the Soft Porn days of Jr. Is now required to be shoved up ass sideways by new members to gain full acceptance of current Regs.

Relive The Dark Ages Of Jr With The Ones Who Survived:
Update The Fucking Site!!! Battle cry to Admin during the Great Rage Famine of 2008-2010, in which many former Regs left the site. Was turning point in Early days of King Soul's reign to prove himself.

Find Out Who'S Who On Just Rage Now:
Alchy Scot Chick: Jr Reg and drop dead gorgeous partier from Glasgow with a body to die for. Is Female also. Has not met a Jr Reg yet whom she couldn't put in their place if need be. Has a soft side that guarantees you a severe ass kicking if you ever mention it except in a professional context, Ok, Alchy ? :)

All Topics From A-Z Covered, Updated By The Jr Regs Themselves!!!

Available Now!!!!!!!! ]]> Wed, 01 Jun 2011 15:06:16 CDT Rosebud/Kane Press All the Rest 3 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/the-pocket-just-rage/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/1st-amendment-let-freedom-squeal/
Read these and other bitchin' Titles coming soon:

Fuck Me Runnin by White Power Karl, (copyright 2011 Goldberg/Perlman Press, Inc, Ny)
Harrowing true story of a hate filled youth who grows into a hate filled adult and winds up on Death Row because society finally got their fuckin' minds right after both the Juvenile and Adult correctional system had failed to help him 7 previous times over his 40 year career, beginning at age 9.

Rager Obscura, A collaboration, Rosebud/Kane Press, copyright 2011
The gripping tale of a motley crue(tm) of doomed souls cursed to travel the never ending twilight of the afterlife, who learn too late along the way the meaning of living, loving, laughing, and incurring the evergrowing wrath of beloved Jr Reg Headon (Remember Headon? This started out as a story about him. Hi, Head!!!) while tooling along in a shitty van with a broken antenna and only Am radio.

Old Times Of Jr, Achy Scot Chick, (B still my heart press ,2011)
A beautiful young lady who was ripped off by her bitch room mate risks peril by ripping off The Royal House Of Blues for valuables to pawn n shit, and ruins King Soul's rent w/option to buy Table, for which she has currently ignored all demands for payment, godammit...

From Here To Eternity: My Life In Words, KPissed ( Windsock Press, 2011)
A kind and gentle man both ponders and reminices about life in a convienent 50 Volume set of books that comes with its own 3x5 bookshelf (some assembly required) to proudly display in your home or office. Makes a great gift for any occasion!
Available for pickup or home delivery only, please call during business hours for shipping rates.
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These and other Titles Available Now At A Pharmacy Near You, Left hand, Aisle 3 just past the neglected Headon display (Hi, Head!)

Check back soon for New and Exciting Titles and adventures

Contributions welcome ]]> Tue, 31 May 2011 16:53:01 CDT Rosebud/Kane Press All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/1st-amendment-let-freedom-squeal/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/fuck-peta-and-greenpeace-i-wanna-invent-the-super-slaughter-machine-to-efficiently-kill-cows-and-buffaloes-and-pigs/
Fuck you all animal welfare campaigners who bring out these crazy legislations that prevent me from abusing animals. If I want to slit my dog's throat coz I was feeling bored or turn my cat into a washing machine cycle so that the skin smoothens enough for me to fashion a belt, I don't want these animal welfare campaigners to rub their noses in my business. You get it, stupid no-gooders I own these goddamned animals, they're my slaves. I can do whatever I please with them. Keep off my turf.

I love meat - it's the most delicious invention by God. Fuck the veggie brigade, I enjoy having my meat everyday -beef, pork, pouktry, lamb. I like to procure my meat from rural farms, I travel there all the way. Nothing gives me more thrill than to watch some dumb, stupid animal or bird killed in front of my own eyes before being served for dinner. I like to watch every drop of blood drain from its miserable slave existence. I also prefer seeing it conscious the whole time its being killed cruelly. I like the lingering smell of warm blood on my meat when it's cooked for dinner, yum.

Why don't they make a slaughter machine that makes it much more efficient and cruel to kill animals for food. I might want to make one. Just imagine what I would call it - The Magnificent Super-Butcher. It's gotta be one mammoth assembly factory completely equipped with all the latest butchery equipment housed under one encased unit - de-rinders, vacuum tumblers, grinding machines, ice making machines, clipping machines, needle brine injectors, meat shredders and cleavers, cooking and roasting equipment, slicers and packing equipment - it should all be one unit encased in a single housing.

Imagine what it would be like to put a dumb cow in through the doorway and the slaughter machine turning it into hamburger with no human intervention at all! All along you can hear that worthless slave of an animal scream its lungs out, it being hung upside down from 6 inch thick metal clips, its feet and genitalia massacred with bleeding knives; suddenly a sharp knife slitting its nose, eyes and throat while the animal cries in an agonizing fury. Slowly, you rotate its large behind through a vacuum blood draining counter which evaporates every single mililiter of blood into a reservoir, ingredients which may be used for making human cow protein hair shampoos. Once the animal has spent something like 25-30 minutes in maximum pain, here comes the coup de grace. A final deathblow from a sharp knife driven through the heart. Then, chop its bloody head off.

There should be also a viewing counter from where you can watch the whole proceedings and jerk off to the animal's pain.

The assembly line continues from here with the cow see its skinfold shredded apart in an industrial manner, every part of its carcass being penetrated with sharp foreign objects to turn the whole thing into delicious meat, piece by piece- ribs, chops, loin, shank, filet mignon whatever you want. Add some salt and juniper berries and pre-cook the whole damn thing - make it ready to eat. Freeze it in a chiller and package it, sell it. ]]> Sat, 28 May 2011 11:47:41 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 1 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/fuck-peta-and-greenpeace-i-wanna-invent-the-super-slaughter-machine-to-efficiently-kill-cows-and-buffaloes-and-pigs/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/old-times-of-jr/ She stepped a single foot in the doorway of the loungue, when she realised it was full of people and gasped. She pressed herself up against the wall next to the door, her heart pounding. "I swear to God, then I met that old dickhead!" from the lounge she could hear laughter and deep conversation.
shhiiiiitttt what the fuck was she going to do now?
Alchy paniking, quickly rushed over to closest window and tried to pull it open. Fuck! Locked..
It is then that she heard a familiar voice from the lounge getting closer. "I'll go grab some more beers"
Alchy held her breath and started thinking up useful lies. "Oh hey, Alchy, never knew you were here, come to remember the good old times of justrage?"
Alchy carefully and slowly lowered her loot bag from her shoulders and held it behind her back out of sight. She considered punching the long winded bastard that was Kpissed, but her consious wouldn't allow it.
Instead she replied "Yes!..I mean no...I..uh..Fuck you!"
Kpissed laughed "I'll grab you a beer, Alchy"
Alchy cursed Kpissed for leaving to get beers. I mean Now? And slowly slid like a snake to the doorway of the lounge to take a peek. There the Justrage regulars sat. And Fuck. There was Soul rolling a spliff and drooling a little, whilst communist, Decay, Bryce, the emo nigger, Karl, Coco-B and Fubar spoke to one another. Headon was there too, he was sitting on the sofa talking to nobody whilst playing his nintendo. But wait a minute, who the fuck were they? what the....? Is that fucking ghosts?
"Alchy!" a cold hand gripped Alchy's shoulder, spun her around and slammed her against the wall. The ghost of fucktard was staring coldly through Alchy's eyes with red hot rage.
Alchy's brain quickly pounced into survival mode "oh hey man! where the...where the fuck have you been?"
"I've been dead, you stupid bitch."
"...you've been..what? Come on man..I had no idea, I thought..."
"Shut up" snapped fucktard, "You betraying little bitch, you know fine well I am dead, yet you carry on as normal" Just then Alchy noticed the glimmer of a tear slowly fall from fucktard's see through face. "Even headon carries on, under that fucking Dick Kingsoulchugger!"
With that Dead fucktard loosened his grip on Alchy's shoulder and turned his back on her. Through the sounds of eating, Alchy could hear crying coming from the once king, Fucktard.
Alchy's selfishness lowered to a world breaking level and she lowered her loot bag, letting it clump to the floor. She walked over to him. "...ack..c'mon man, you got to stop letting your pride get you...you shouldn't have let your pride stopped you from being a regular on the site, you should have stayed and had fun."
Fucktard wiped his nose and snarled "Fuck That. I was King, I Am king"
"Yes, you are." came a tiny voice of admiration. Alchy turned and saw her on/off friend Headon, standing at the doorway of the lounge, with tears streaming down his face.
Fucktard turned and his dead, dull eyes lit up with love as they caught sight of his old friend. "Headon...It's been.."
"Too long" Said Headon. The two, embraced. Thier love and friendship coming together as one in a beautiful climax.
Alchy suddenly realising the story was no longer about her shuffled slowly towards the lounge, leaving her bag of loot behind.
"Headon..." said fucktard sobbing, "You know I can't stay, I was only brought back to life for a little while because the regs are remembering me" Headon did not let go of fucktard and held on to his friend with all his might.
"You have to let go, Headon, You can still comment, you can still laugh."
"I don't wanna," protested Head. "Its all weakass shit. They are all assholes."
"Yes, Head, but as are you" Fucktard took Head's hands. "You must appreciate these assholes, Headon, as someday they will be gone and worse assholes will take their place" He smiled at Head and said. "I haunt Untitled you know." And with that Fucktard was gone.
Headon fell to the ground "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and sobbed in despair. His deep sobs echoed against the walls, and filled the hallway of the Royal house of blues.

.....

Kpissed returned to the lounge carrying varies crates of beer and spirits. "Fucking hell, Soul man, you hide these well enough?"
"They're mine!" slurred Soul. Bryce giggled "Sorry k-pee, Soul's a bit drunky poos Ooohh"
Alchy somehow managed to stand up and push Bryce off Soul. "I've told you three times already Bryce, leave the man alone!" She then grabbed the bottle of sloe gin from Kpissed's hand and sat back down on the floor.
"Fuck me runnin" said Karl. "Never knew a boy to get pushed to the ground by a fe-male minority before, boy, you pathetic"
The night was briliant, the talk of old times and of times to come made the night memorable, a night that future justragers would look up to.
Headon was still pissed. But by him being pissed, he was taking part and fueling the thriving, sick community that was Justrage.


~thee end.

(Just wanted to join in) ]]> Fri, 27 May 2011 13:38:19 CDT Alchy.scot.chick All the Rest 2 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/old-times-of-jr/ http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/does-it-make-sense-to-you/ Wed, 25 May 2011 15:34:33 CDT Anonymous All the Rest 1 http://www.justrage.com/alltherest/does-it-make-sense-to-you/