Anonymous raged 2 years ago ——
This is not really a rage just that I am really pissed off at myself.
The whole thing is this - my wife does everything better than me.
She works, cleans the house and cooks like a chef. Every time I even touch the fucking vacum cleaner, it breaks. If I go in the kichen, its like a fire starts or some shit. Last week, I broke the fucking paper towel holder off the wall just trying to get a lousy paper towel off the roll. And I trip over the bathroom mat about once a fucking week. Always at night so I wake everyone up.
This would not be such a big deal, but she is better at the yard work, car maintenance and uses power tools like it was natural to her. Last year, I accidentally set fire to the tool shed while trying to put gas in the lawnmower. This year, I broke the weed eater, pulled the outside electric outlet out of the wall (which shorted out and now is not working anymore), and fell down the deck stairs while I was staining them because I backed up too close to the fucking stairs. I also broke the yard rake and an expensive drill. And I somehow managed to break not one but two lawn chairs, just moving them out of the garden shed to the fucking lawn.
My wife fixed the broken drill somehow. She also replaced the broken weed eater. And after I fell down the deck stairs, she took me to the hospital for four stiches, then finished staining the deck herself.
She never says anything about my being such an inept shit head. But somehow I get the feeling she thinks I am just an asshole.
Thats it. Guess I'm just an asshole. What else can I say?
Signed - Asshole