GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ECONOMY AAAARRRRRAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely no one I know can manage to get a tenure track college professorship because the cocksmoking colleges are cutting EVERY GODDAMN CUNT JOB THEY CAN to save money for themselves, TO FUND THEIR DICKNIGRA 401K PLANS AND COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERSHIPS!!  The goddamn cunts! These motherfucking fag fucking, horse-raped CUNTS!!!  While we get FISTFUCKED by the goddamn soulless bitchdick government, and then they LICK THEIR FINGERS CLEAN while they tote up on their fucking BILLABLE HOURS!  And then it hits home!!!  You gotta put in your own work in the end, government!!

I tell ya, I believe in God and Christ now, because I want these CUNTDORK SHITDICK COCKCHEESE ASSRABBITS TO FUCKING BURN THE FUCK IN HELL WHEN THEY DIE AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!