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Fuck that old bitch

Anonymous — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 09:25:38 CDT

This fucking bitch is so ungrateful after I do all this shit for her, I ask her to help me out by giving me a recommendation, and she gives me the, "I'm too busy" bullshit. Then she goes on to tell me that I didn't exactly complete everything! Shit bitch! I did so much without asking for anythingvin return a d now when I ask you to do this one thing you have the audacity to insult me? Fuuuuuuccckkkkkk yyyooooooouuuuuuu! In the tine it took you to write this bullshit excuse and blame, you could have written me a short recommendation and I would have been cool. Instead you chose to insult and belittle my effort, so now I just can't wait for the universe to kick you in the face!!

Marcus Welby MD was a Cunt

KING SoulTaker 6 — Sun, 01 May 2011 06:26:24 CDT

I have worked in a Hospital for the last 15 years in various capacities. I am not a Doctor, Nurse, or a Clinician of any sort and have never tried to pretend otherwise.

To some in real life it doesen't seem to matter, and so I gently ask:

Please stop asking me for medical advice, I am not HOUSE.

~His Medical skills make him more like APARTMENT in the ROYAL House Of Leave me alone, Call your Doctor, 911, Whatever Queer (TM) ...Got it?..Good ...Blues~

The Economy

fuckyourmother — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:44:42 CDT

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ECONOMY AAAARRRRRAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely no one I know can manage to get a tenure track college professorship because the cocksmoking colleges are cutting EVERY GODDAMN CUNT JOB THEY CAN to save money for themselves, TO FUND THEIR DICKNIGRA 401K PLANS AND COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERSHIPS!! The goddamn cunts! These motherfucking fag fucking, horse-raped CUNTS!!! While we get FISTFUCKED by the goddamn soulless bitchdick government, and then they LICK THEIR FINGERS CLEAN while they tote up on their fucking BILLABLE HOURS! And then it hits home!!! You gotta put in your own work in the end, government!!

I tell ya, I believe in God and Christ now, because I want these CUNTDORK SHITDICK COCKCHEESE ASSRABBITS TO FUCKING BURN THE FUCK IN HELL WHEN THEY DIE AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

I hate my job!

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 21:13:28 CST

I work 10 hours a night at a warehouse. I spend all my free time sleeping because I'm so damn tired from working the graveyard shift.

The job is boring. For 10 whole hours I take my scanner, scan every box that comes down each of the 13 conveyor belts, and put each box on it's respective pallet. This is the most busy time of the year, so the conveyor belts get filled up quickly towards the end of the shift, and get so jammed that the entire thing shuts down. I never get any help because the supervisor keeps taking my partners and sending them to do inane tasks somewhere else.

Every minute I work here I wish I could get fired.

Angry as hell

Anonymous — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 02:48:53 CST

Oh my god I'm just so mad right now - I'm off the fags, have just had really bad flu and everybody and everything is just winding me up so much. Back to work tomorrow and have a few meetings this week with scagheads talking about their problems, like I give a shit - I have problems of my own!!! Why the shit am I doing this job anyways, there's no thanks or benefits! Princess Slut in the office seems to be doing just fine on the career ladder despite the obvious abscence of a brain cell, and some people refuse to believe that it's WHO you know and not WHAT you know!!!

Some dickface managers are earning shitloads and there's me doing a really important, emotional job, and nobody gives a monkeys....bleeding hell....why do I bother!!! Will still die before I can draw my pension...and that's about 30 odd years away!!!

My god, I need a fag and loads of money and a victim I can beat stupid....then I will feel so much better!!!!!

Work Work Work

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 07:28:58 CST

FUCK WORK! why do i have to bust my ass doing construction? why the hell do I build these houses for people. I can build my own damn house if I wanted, out of tree's in the forest! I wish i lived in the stone ages! where i can build my own home and gather my own damn food. Survival of the fittest bitches! but wait, I have to be a slave in our stupid market economy! "There are no jobs!" my parents tell me, so i'm not aloud to quit because there is nothing else to choose from. Everything is too damn expensive and i wish i could live in the forest like a fuckin elf. Why does money make the world go round? Life was so much easier in the fuckin stone ages!

Management

Anonymous — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 21:05:49 CDT

I swear I must work at the same place as Dilbert. Management are a bunch of motherfucking dumbass fucktards who've got the downsizing bug and think that by laying almost everyone off, they save money! The only problem being that they give no fucking consideration to people's function, and to how important they are to the running of the business, they just randomly can people, meaning whoever is left has to struggle making do with shit-all resources. And when things break, they've got the fucking audacity to rear up about it. I just wish they'd give me my redundancy so I can go on a nice long vacation, then change career to an industry that has a smaller proportion of cockmonkeys running it.

SHIT HEADS

Anonymous — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:26:29 CDT

To all the shit heads that call me wanting your fucking accounts payable checks the very next day.....fuck yourself with a tire iron. Before the fucking invoice can even get to my office you are ready to bitch me out. Call the dumb ass department head and ask him why he didn't send the invoice to me instead of shitting on me. Ever heard of 30 days to pay a bill, dumb asses? Wait your turn like everyone else. Stupid fuckards, there are 500 plus invoices ahead of you. Everyone else wants to get paid too. What makes you think you are so god damned special? To the dumb ass hilly billy that called me this morning and hung up on me after being insulting cause his stupid check didn't make the mail today.....go fuck you cousin or sister or whatever you hicks do. Damn, people are stupid. Don't expect me to be nice to you....this shithole doesn't pay me enough to care about all your stupid ass sob stories about how you should be paid before everyone else....wah, wah, wah, blah, blah, blah.

Car-Hop

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 05:38:07 CDT

I am not exaggerating: while it is nothing to brag about, I am the nicest fucking car-hop. I'm personable, pleasant, and yadda, yadda, everything else you'd want from a car-hop you'll be dealing with for thirty seconds, minus the fake, high-pitched voice.

The other morning, two other car-hops called in on the breakfast shift. We get our ass kicked before school.

It was just me and one fellow car-hop to battle this.

Once the school rush set in, all hell broke loose. We were running around with our fucking heads cut off, and the average wait at that point was 5-8 minutes.

Going back to my humble statement: I'm the most pleasant car-hop you'll fucking encounter, even when I'm getting my ass kicked and stressed as hell.

I'm also fucking twenty years old and go to school full time, and deserve some fucking respect, whether I'm in my perceived demeaning attire and serving someone, or not.

I skate my ass up to this sixteen-year-old high school douchebag, apologize for the wait, and am confused when she doesn't turn her head to acknowledge me and take her food. Slooowwwlllyyyy...she turns towards me, squints her eyes (Yes, this fucking dramatic) and replies, "You...should be."

THIS BITCH JUST TOLD ME I SHOULD BE SORRY THAT HER DUMB ASS CAME IN WHEN EVERY OTHER STALL WAS FULL AND ONLY TWO PEOPLE WERE DELIVERING ORDERS. This chick who interpreted my apology as personal, because she is so psychotically self-centered that she assumes that I specifically had her wait and no one else. I understand the irritation from a customer who has had a long wait, as people are generally in their cars to get somewhere by a certain time, and especially from fast food, but don't be a mother fucker when it is obviously a legitimate wait and I give you my full respect. Stupid fucking assholes.

FUBAR NEEDS A JOB

Anonymous — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 01:21:33 CDT

CAN YOU HELP FUBAR AFTER ALL HE DOES HAVE A 3RD GRADE EDUCATION . HE CAN STAND AND SWEEP .....UH ....YEAH STAND AND SWEEP . SURELY THERE IS A GARAGE OUT THERE IN NEED OF A SPEEDY-DRI SWEEPER. DID I MENTION HE CAN STAND BUT NOT AFTER HIS DAILY 12 PIECE BUCKET . HE NEEDS TO FIX THE TRAILER HE OCCUPIES AND KEEP HIS MOMMIE-SISTER IN MARLBORO'S & DENTURE GRIP SEND ALL DONATIONS TO : WWW.LOSERFOREVER.ORG. .........ECMF

SANDY THE DRUNK BITCH

Anonymous — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:42:35 CDT

WELCOME FROM THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL, WYOMING!!
SO I HIRE A NEW WORKER, AND SHE IS GREAT, CATCHES ON RIGHT AWAY, WANTS TO ACTUALLY WORK, ETC, SO I FINALLY GET A NITE OFF.

ENTER FORMER OWNER AND LOCAL GOSSIP HAG SANDY.

SHE PROCEEDS TO RAG MY NEW WORKER TO THE HILT ABOUT ME, DISCOURAGING, CRITICIZING, ETC. RUNNING AT THE MOUTH, GETTING MORE AND MORE WASTED. YA.

THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME EITHER. SHE WORKED FOR ME FOR A SHORT TIME AND ENCOURAGED PEOPLE TO CHARGE ON TABS, SHE UNDERMINES ME AT EVERY TURN.

WHAT SHE IS, IS A FAT, 44 YEAR OLD LOSER WITH ROTTEN TEETH AND HUGE MOLES! NO TITS, A SAGGY ASS, SHES DRUNK 6 OUT OF 7 DAYS A WEEK, YET PEOPLE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HER! SHES LIVED IN THIS TOWN HER WHOLE LIFE, AND MET HER CURRENT HUSBAND BY HOOKING UP WITH HIM WHEN BOTH OF THIER SPOUSES CHEATED ON THEM!

WTF? THIS RAG HAS THE BALLS TO COME INTO MY BUSINESS AND RAG ABOUT ME? WHAT A FUCKEN DRUNKEN LOSER! HOW DO WOMEN LIKE THIS GET MEN TO FUCK THEM, LET ALONE MARRY THEM? IT BEFUDDLES THE IMAGINATION!!! SHE'S A FUCKEN PASSIVE AGRESSIVE CUNT AND PEOPLE LISTEN TO WHY??? SHE IS SOME SORT OF QUEEN OF THE LOSERS?? I WISH I COULD POST A PICTURE! I JUST CANNOT MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS UP. FUCK OFF LOSER! GET YOUR BREAST AUGMENTATION SO AT LEAST YOUR CHEST CAN MATCH YOUR PIEHOLE!

Learn how to fucking READ

Anonymous — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 02:02:26 CDT

I HATE when customers think they can talk down to you like you are dumb because you are providing them with a service. Especially when you are being genuine and not trying to give them an attitude.

I had this one customer (found out his name was M*****l Beaudin) that didn't know how to use the ATM machine. It's a fucking rule of thumb that whenever you go to the ATM they CHARGE you for the service. It says it on the fucking screen. Read you stupid mofo. You'd think with the $1000 dollars you are taking out you would at least have SOME sort of common sense, but I forgive you for being a stupid douche bag.

ANYWAY, he brings me a receipt that says in plain BLACK AND WHITE, "Fee: $75.00." I tell him the total amount he has taken out ($1075) and he gets upset saying, "You over-charged me!" I tell him calmly, the ATM charges a percent based on what you take out. He wouldn't believe me. So I had to POINT to the receipt where it says that in plain ENGLISH. I'm sure he felt like a nutless asshole, because he has to EAT the fee. Not my problem. So the bitch tries to get me fired from work by complaining about me and my "poor service." Fuck you asshole for not knowing how to read. You stupid bitch! You would think you'd be able to pay the extra $100 if you're taking out a grand. Someone should slap you for the dumb fuck you really are. You and your fudge-packing hillbilly friends should remember this rule: If you can't pay, don't PLAY!

Cheapass employer

Anonymous — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 03:16:21 CDT

I busted my ass for two weeks. I cooked everybody's food, cleaned the tables, mopped the floor, mopped the pissed stained floor that was soaked forever. I did everybody's work as all the other employees sat around and gossiped!

I thought I was going to get a raise and a promotion, and you know what the bastards gave me? A $60 paycheck! That's even less than my last one!

Fucking hell. I hope somebody blows up my workplace. Thankfully I have plenty of time to get another job that doesn't blow ass.

Fucking Lazy MOFO

Anonymous — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:19:17 CDT

Why is it that whenever I get a job, I'm one of the hardest working employees there? I get that these lazy fucks aren't happy there, but then why are they even bothering going to work?? At least put SOME effort into your job so those of us that KNOW what we're doing don't have to redo or clean up shit you messed up on. Maybe you should do the company a favor and quit so that the job can go to someone who NEEDS and APPRECIATES their job. I swear, fucking lazy mofo's are just trying to get unemployment if they get fired. I DECIDED.

My Boss is a Douche

Anonymous — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 07:14:00 CDT

My boss thinks he owns me or something. He doesn't really do anything for me at all, except for that one time 3 months ago when John Doe wouldn't pay up he stabbed him for me. I work hard every single night and he takes 70 percent of what I earn! And for what? "My protection" he says. Pssh. During the day I'm in college and at night I work hard to support myself and my babies. I have to serve some of the most disgusting men and women ever, not to mention the countless STDs I've gotten. And what does my boss do? He takes almost all of my money and thinks that I can satisfy him for free. What nerve! Do you think you're some kind of pimp or something? No. You're just an asshole/douche. And by the way, I'm really getting sick of John's using my anus blood for lube. Bastards...

FUCKING IDIOTIC BIMBO GRADE A+

Anonymous — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:07:36 CDT

I was having one of the greatest days just like every day of my life..... then i had to go talk to this bimbo ass excuse of women who happened to be the manager of a hollister, i did my work then she was questioning whether i was suppose to be in the back or not... i wanted to say "bitch, what are you doing back here, you just got done taking a shit the size of a blue whale and now you have 5 customers waiting at the front table while your only co-worker is working her ass off front folding your cloths" YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT FUCKING COCK!!!! your not even that hot, you only look like meagan fox but unlike you, she has a wayy tighter vagina, bigger boobs, and all of the important stuff!! I should of just whipped my dick out and started whipping her with it while i threw her precious cloths on her and fucking jizzed on her!! ..... although... she would like that so i won't give her that luxury!!!

Just go home.

Anonymous — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:11:43 CDT

Dude, I KNOW you hate it here. I KNOW you think you're overworked. I KNOW you hate it here. I KNOW you just want to go back to whereever the FUCK you came from. Stop TRYING to get fired, you pussy. Just fucking quit and go be Jimi Hendrix for all your twit friends in Redneck land. Just don't Facebook me when you're bored and want to come back, because I'll tell everyone you talked shit about them.

Dumb ass Supervisor

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:08:06 CDT

I am so sick of my dumb ass supervisor. Her main responsibilities throughout the day include walking, surfing the internet and trying her best to find fault in everything that someone does, down to the most insignificant ass email. Yet with all that I do, she makes more mistakes than I. Anytime something doesn't go as easy as she intended it's someone's fault. Usually mine. And she doesn't stop searching and double checking my work until she's found some reason why shit aint right. I'm tired of not making any money doing all this e xtra work only to come in this muthafucka and have someone tell me that it's still not good enough. I'm tired of bitches. Bitches and their hormones, constantly looking for a reason why I'm not good enough. Well bitches if I'm not good enough why don't you find someone who is, cause I am tired of being belittled.... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Howz my hair look bitch

Anonymous — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 02:10:10 CDT

how the fuck are there no hairdressers open on a sunday. i mean, the fuck. UVVVVAHH SHOPS ARE OPEN SO WHY THE FUCK AINT YOU OPEN YOU GOOD FOR ONE THING BUNCH OF PRICKS. Cut my hair monday then you dirty cunt. fucks sake.

My job

atarizombie2600 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:12:51 CDT

i work at a super market, you know the ones where everything has fancy lables on them.
and everything comes organic and from local farms.
well i have been working there for 2 months. and out of those two months. only two people seem really nice and geniune, everyone else has a organic stick up there fucking ass. sometimes i wonder why i bother being so damn nice. theres no point.
i wanna punch some jackass in the face, im sure that will prob not make me feel better but its a start.

i fucking hate retail. but i cant ever find some office work or whatever. its really getting on my nerves.
i fucking hate people and everything about this world.