I have worked in a Hospital for the last 15 years in various capacities. I am not a Doctor, Nurse, or a Clinician of any sort and have never tried to pretend otherwise.
To some in real life it doesen't seem to matter, and so I gently ask:
Please stop asking me for medical advice, I am not HOUSE.
~His Medical skills make him more like APARTMENT in the ROYAL House Of Leave me alone, Call your Doctor, 911, Whatever Queer (TM) ...Got it?..Good ...Blues~