500 votes
I swear I must work at the same place as Dilbert. Management are a bunch
of motherfucking dumbass fucktards who've got the downsizing bug and
think that by laying almost everyone off, they save money! The only
problem being that they give no fucking consideration to people's
function, and to how important they are to the running of the business,
they just randomly can people, meaning whoever is left has to struggle
making do with shit-all resources. And when things break, they've got
the fucking audacity to rear up about it. I just wish they'd give me my
redundancy so I can go on a nice long vacation, then change career to an
industry that has a smaller proportion of cockmonkeys running it.