I am not exaggerating: while it is nothing to brag about, I am the nicest fucking car-hop. I'm personable, pleasant, and yadda, yadda, everything else you'd want from a car-hop you'll be dealing with for thirty seconds, minus the fake, high-pitched voice.

The other morning, two other car-hops called in on the breakfast shift. We get our ass kicked before school.

It was just me and one fellow car-hop to battle this.

Once the school rush set in, all hell broke loose. We were running around with our fucking heads cut off, and the average wait at that point was 5-8 minutes.

Going back to my humble statement: I'm the most pleasant car-hop you'll fucking encounter, even when I'm getting my ass kicked and stressed as hell.

I'm also fucking twenty years old and go to school full time, and deserve some fucking respect, whether I'm in my perceived demeaning attire and serving someone, or not.

I skate my ass up to this sixteen-year-old high school douchebag, apologize for the wait, and am confused when she doesn't turn her head to acknowledge me and take her food. Slooowwwlllyyyy...she turns towards me, squints her eyes (Yes, this fucking dramatic) and replies, "You...should be."

THIS BITCH JUST TOLD ME I SHOULD BE SORRY THAT HER DUMB ASS CAME IN WHEN EVERY OTHER STALL WAS FULL AND ONLY TWO PEOPLE WERE DELIVERING ORDERS. This chick who interpreted my apology as personal, because she is so psychotically self-centered that she assumes that I specifically had her wait and no one else. I understand the irritation from a customer who has had a long wait, as people are generally in their cars to get somewhere by a certain time, and especially from fast food, but don't be a mother fucker when it is obviously a legitimate wait and I give you my full respect. Stupid fucking assholes.