I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STUPID INTERNET, IT TOOK HALF A SECOND TO LOAD THIS PAGE BUT IT TAKES AN HOUR AND A HALF TO WATCH A 14 MINUTE VIDEO THATS SUPPOSED TO "STREAM" OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET?!?!? AFTER I AM DONE WRITING THINS IM AM GOING O SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF ANY PERSON FROM MY ISP AND BURN THEIR BODY WHILE THEIR FAMILY WATCHES WHILE HAVING THEIR FINGERS CUT OFF. FUCK YOU "1 MBPS" INTERNET PIECE OF SHIT!

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  1. Anonymous 2872 days ago Permalink

    You sir, are an idiot. Let's begin with a basic review of how the internet works.

    Data is sent in packets. A packet is a tiny piece of information that is brought together through the protocol TCP/IP. TCP breaks it down IP puts it back together. You with me so far? Good.

    Now, when you visit a site like this, which has a small audience, nothing broadscale like youtube or myspace, it moves relatively quick because it only has basic images and not a lot to load. As well, the server it runs on isn't running ANYWHERE NEAR FULL CAPACITY. Let me explain this to you.

    A server does two things. It downloads and it uploads. Downloading is receiving data from another source. Uploading is sending data to another source. A streaming video, requires a lot of bandwidth to get to your machine. Let's say there are 100 people trying to watch this video as well as hundreds more trying to watch other videos from the site you're viewing. This puts a strain on it's upload capacity.

    Example.

    My upload rate is 768kbps. That's equivalent to roughly 80Kb/s. If one person downloads from me and I upload to them, they will get the entire amount minus a few packets here and there dedicated to other things. So they are downloading away at ~80Kb/s. NOW, if 10 people are trying to get something from me, it's going to be 80Kb/s div 10 = 8KB/s. That's much slower and takes much longer.

    Do we now understand the basic principles of the Internet? Good, shut the fuck up and blame everyone else not your ISP.

  2. arandomdude 86 days ago Permalink

    And obviously you sir, are an asshole, or perhaps you have the wrong website. This is after all, an internet sponge. He has come here to complain not get insulted by a guy looking to start an argument. Why the fuck did you even write that? Who the fuck cares? I bet you copy-pasted that shit you useless doiche why do you even care? Now go back to sucking that dick you faggot! God!

  3. Anonymous 2871 days ago Permalink

    HA! HA! LOVE IT...

  4. Anonymous 2871 days ago Permalink

    I think it's even more hilarious that this idiot has no idea about how networking actually works and the decomposition of network packets, but hey who cares right? Fuck em all.

  5. Anonymous 2871 days ago Permalink

    Are you replying to the OP or the first comment?

  6. Anonymous 2862 days ago Permalink

    Dont be hating internet. It is convenient... unless you are in China. The internet is really fucked up in China, so people give it a new name CHINTERNET. Chinternet is a limited resource and slow piece of shit. Please dont talk shit about internet unless you've tried chinternet.

  7. Anonymous 2861 days ago Permalink

    you fuckwit

    who gives a fuck how it all works, it is still all bollocks.

    you should go and stick your computer up your arse and then tell us how it works

  8. Anonymous 2861 days ago Permalink

    The first comment. :-)

  9. Anonymous 2861 days ago Permalink

    "you should go and stick your computer up your arse and then tell us how it works"

    It works a lot like your mother's tongue, but somehow my spooge on the monitor doesn't evoke the same imagery as busting a nut on your mother's face. Ahh, good times.

  10. Anonymous 2859 days ago Permalink

    I want to kill people that say stupid things like what you said. Go get a decent computer and then a decent ISP. This site loads in under a second on my computer because I don't use junk and I don't use a stupid ISP like you apparently do!

  11. Anonymous 2855 days ago Permalink

    And how is what he said wrong? That seems accurate.

  12. Anonymous 2850 days ago Permalink

    you a geek or summat??? what you doin on this planet????? why am i on this fukkin interweb? i dont know ....,, get real... check out the sky its pretty big....you wont be here forever.. we are not imortals............... sorry i am pissed?

  13. Anonymous 2850 days ago Permalink

    fuck me its slow round here innit???????? have a good life .take care

  14. Anonymous 2850 days ago Permalink

    "That seems accurate," is right up there with "durrr.... it looks okay."

    Read a book on network programming and get a fucking clue.

  15. Anonymous 2833 days ago Permalink

    Uhhh maybe you have dial up and thats probably the problem with your computer

  16. Anonymous 2830 days ago Permalink

    fucking internet its a piece of shit wont do what you want it to do and also the sites say join its free you join and they fucken charge you for it how fucked it that

  17. Anonymous 2809 days ago Permalink

    this is fucking child's math. it's like something they try to do in CS100. there're way too many factors in the real world for any of that crap you just tried to "prove" to mean anything. the bottle neck is the isp, and you're a dumbass

  18. Anonymous 2809 days ago Permalink

    this is the best comment on this site. seriously, thank you for making my otherwise masturbatory visit to this site worthwhile

  19. Anonymous 2456 days ago Permalink

    You are right

  20. Anonymous 2323 days ago Permalink

    i hate this fucken computer shit

  21. Anonymous 2255 days ago Permalink

    the internet is such a piece of shit.  distracting me when  i have to give TWO fucking speeches tomorrow.  so what?  tell me to get off the computer?  i can't.  they're powerpoint presentations which means i have to use this stupid motherfucker to make sure i know my shit.  lose/lose situation.  fuck you, technology, for rotting my 17 year old brain.

  22. untitled 2255 days ago Permalink

    Tell ya what: Put the computer back in it's original box, bring the box back to the store and tell them you're too dumb to use a computer.

  23. Anonymous 2255 days ago Permalink

    Look on the bright side.... It's one less insipid PP presentation a roomful of poor sods will have to sit through. I fucking hate those things.

  24. untitled 2255 days ago Permalink

    Seconded.

  25. untitled 2255 days ago Permalink

    Chinternet? Get outta here, wigger.

  26. untitled 2255 days ago Permalink

    That was only 3 minutes you fucktard!!!!

  27. Fucktard 2255 days ago Permalink

    Hey watch it or I'll kidnap word guy and break your heart. There can be ONLY ONE Fucktard. Got it?

  28. untitled 2255 days ago Permalink

    Sorry Fucktard.

  29. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    You think you have it bad?  I just tried to fart and accidentally shit my pants.  Now I am torn between sitting here all night hitting the refresh button and putting up with the squishy feeling and funny smell OR go clean my crack out and change my underwear and take the chance I'll miss the next thing you have to say. 

  30. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    Fucktard does not hold grudges. You're OK mon.

  31. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    Are you the guy who posted "Sokay mon"?

  32. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    Untitled, for the love of GOD, don't waste your time trying to figure everyone out.  It's just going to make you insane... or more so.

  33. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    Definitely sit there and hit the refresh button!!!  I mean, you may miss something witty and intelligent! 

  34. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    I don't know about Fucktard but I'm starting to have my doubts.  The night is growing long and so far we have not heard from a few of the regulars.  Notable in their absence:  (1) Illiterate Potty Mouth Scottish Guy, (2) Cut-and-Paste Bus Schedule Software Developer Guy, (3) Cube Farm Superhero a.k.a. The Dr. Joy Brown / Judge Judy Hybrid Wannabe Unit (possible her  I.T. dept. has blacklisted this site), (4) Huh Guy and his sidekick, Fuck You Wigger Guy.  I hope someone isn't killing these important figures off one by one.  To be safe I suggest ALL USERS lock your doors and shutter your windows until we are sure this is not a plota;gfljsdkgj;aNO CARRIER

  35. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    Stop picking on Fucktard's bitch

  36. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    So, I would be 1 on that comment?

  37. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    Are you the scottish guy?  I'll shit myself (again) if it's true....

  38. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    Yeah, I'm Scottish. }:-)

  39. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    Damn.  You are good.  That takes multiple personalities to a whole new level where it has become state of the art.  Although I should have made the connection since both the Untitled you and drunk scottish guy were both obsessed with the thought that I might be other people.  Anyway, a big ole hearty WORD to ya my boy!  Well done!!

  40. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    OK, OK, let's be truthful. I'M NOT SCOTTISH.

  41. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    OK. Good. The sheep are relieved to hear that.

  42. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    I hope your butt cheeks are relieved too!

  43. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    I have one of those upside down shower things in my toilet. It cleaned it up good as new. Not sure what to do about the skidmarks though. Hopefully they come out in the wash.

  44. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    Ha! That's the question. Do you: Wash 'em yourself? Throw them away? Put it in the washing basket and hope nobody notices?

  45. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    Well I buy shit-color underwear anyway so no one ever notices unless I eat some really weird shit that contrasts noticeably off the fabric. Otherwise I just scrape away the hard stuff and no one is any the wiser.

  46. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    You joker. The only thing that has being driving me insane are the people who think I post anonymously.

  47. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Constipation

  48. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    OK cool mon.  I'm gonna have to peel though.  Need sleep.  I was staying up a bit later hoping the Dr. Joy Brown unit was going to hang around, but it only showed up for one brief cameo appearance then slithered away from whenst it came.  Keep up the good work and I'll catchya in the marnin.

  49. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    OK. But the time zone is different here.

  50. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    Yeah I figured it might be but can't help that. Sorry.

  51. Fucktard 2254 days ago Permalink

    Well you do, don't you?  I don't mean in such a way to make it look like a stranger is agreeing with your comment, those people suck, but only just sometimes you like to kick your feet and relax and not have to live up the high literary and intellectual demands required when you are logged in as Untitled. Nothing wrong with that.

  52. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    Sorry, I won't do it again!

  53. ChuggingFairy 2254 days ago Permalink

    You are so right WordG... I mean Fucktard.

  54. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    Is that you again Untitled?

  55. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    Why the fuck would I register a new account called "ChuggingFairy"?

  56. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    Forgiven.

  57. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    The same reason someone would register an account called Fucktard!

  58. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    i hate this fucken dumb fuck computer user shit

  59. ChuggingFairy 2254 days ago Permalink

    ; ]

  60. untitled 2254 days ago Permalink

    Fuck! You won that round.

  61. Anonymous 2254 days ago Permalink

    There are no winners in this game, my friend....

  62. Anonymous 2253 days ago Permalink

    FUCKTARD IS A COCK SUCKING A  LITTLE CUM GARGLING SNIVELING BITCH WHO REPLIES TO HIS OWN COMMENTS. just a message to inform people on important facts

  63. Anonymous 2253 days ago Permalink

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  64. Anonymous 2253 days ago Permalink

    Who cares?

  65. Anonymous 2253 days ago Permalink

    well...me why?

  66. Anonymous 2218 days ago Permalink

    Who gives a fuck, fuckn nerds

  67. Anonymous 2200 days ago Permalink

    Yeah, that was a name of my dog once

  68. Anonymous 2174 days ago Permalink

    The internet sucks ass.

  69. Anonymous 2174 days ago Permalink

    What a fucking dumb ass.

  70. Anonymous 2174 days ago Permalink

    that's original.

  71. Alchy.scot.chick 2174 days ago Permalink

    THE INTERNET KICKS ASS..IF IT WASNT 4 THE INTERNET NONE OF YOUR FAGGOTS WOULDNT BE ABLE TO WATCH PORN 24/7 .

    n yeh i never even read this post..so fuck ?!

  72. Anonymous 2168 days ago Permalink

    the internet and everybody involved with it can, chew on my sack, bunch of fucking inbred hillbillies running this fucking deal anyway,....... BLOW IT OUT YOUR  ASS INBRED FUCKS

  73. Alchy.scot.chick 2168 days ago Permalink

    someones got PMS...

  74. Anonymous 1632 days ago Permalink

    I have read a few books on the topic and the first reply is correct.

  75. Anonymous 1612 days ago Permalink

    FUCK YOU

  76. Anonymous 1483 days ago Permalink

    EAT MY DICK, EAT MY BALLS, LICK  MY ASS AND LICK MY NARDS!

  77. Anonymous 1479 days ago Permalink

    your fucken hilorous man

  78. Anonymous 1445 days ago Permalink

    this stupid fucking piece of shit internet obviously doesn't know what the fucking word without means.  it's fucking pissing me off! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  79. Anonymous 1382 days ago Permalink

    eat shit you shit eating motherfucker I hope some takes the dude or man or chick or whore or bitch that fucks her boss all day  and, has no time to program this computer correctory.I would to take a red hot poker and ,her her little clite and cut his cock off and shove it up her chnt sow it shut.

  80. Anonymous 1382 days ago Permalink

    Just get a Mac.Seriously, it solved all of my problems, including my slow Internet. Winblowz hogs like half of your Internet speed.

  81. Anonymous 1382 days ago Permalink

    sigh ..... you re still the kiNg of crapp! we miss your sewer humor....sigh ....

  82. Anonymous 1380 days ago Permalink

    Yup i Agree with you , Math is a waste of time. What do we need to know about math!?!? Ok we should learn Fractions , Percents and Decimals maybe interest. But the rest is bull shit . So... Thank you all math teachers & math !! SCREW YOU.!

  83. Anonymous 1316 days ago Permalink

    Fucking stupid, fucking useless piece of shit internet. Tried everything possibble to download and isall a pes 2010 for the ps3 patch, and nothing as fuckung worked, spent 8 hrs all day trying different routes and procedures, its a fucking nightnare, i hate the internet, SIMPLE MY ARSE. DIE INTERNET DIE.

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