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When life gives you lemons....
Anonymous
raged 1 year ago ——
you take a dump and bag it and throw it on their porch. That's what the fuck you do.
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KING SoulTaker 6
1 year ago
Your Life Lemons come in a bag? Lucky.
You must lead a charmed life.
When life gives me Lemons they're usually tossed in rapid succession at the speed of light from the Hand of the universe itself, there's no handy bag to make a BM, and never a receipt to wipe when done, either.
Either you're spoiled and don't know what having Life hand you Lemons really means, or else you have a lot to learn about Royally Pissing God off.
Being KING of JustRage.com, I know a lot about that last part.
JustRage.com~Where falling in Love with the internet all over again means learning to dodge flying objects AND how to use a Toilet instead of shitting in a bag, I mean WTF, are you Borat?
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Anonymous
1 year ago
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bitch get real. get off your high horse and lick some lemons.
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Anonymous
1 year ago
^ Fuck off and reach into a bag of shit, find a Lemon, suck its shit coated tartness and give the world a big brown smile, Creep.
Soul fucking ROX!
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Alchy.scot.chick
1 year ago
I accidently wrote a comment on this rage. I am currently editing it, but I don't know what the fuck to say...
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I do not care for lemons.
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Anonymous
1 year ago
From now on, when life gives me lemons I will cut them open and squeeze them into your eyeballs so you can't see to write weaksauce shit ass rages like this one ever again.
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Anonymous
1 year ago
Stop writing yourself over and over anonymous bitch!
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Anonymous
9 months ago
...when life gives me lemons i go down town and kill a few homeless people, steal their livers and make fried liver and lemon aide....try it! it really eases the tension....
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