CocoB raged 2 years ago ——
Alright, so I watched Spliced the other day, hoping to see a good gorefest, like the ads played it up to be. But then, TROLLFACE it was hardly even a horror movie! It was a god damn teen angst story, what the fuck!
Anyone miss the good old horror movies when producers relied more on actually scary things rather than sudden loud noises?
Like the Excorcist. That movie was plenty scary in its time, but hardly used startling moments at all. And what the fuck is with the fucking vampire fad? Shit like twilight and true blood (who don't even deserve the capitals that recognize proper names) are ruining vampires as a horror icon. It used to be the newest vampire movie would be an epic blood bath filled with eerie atmosphere and some nice costuming. But now, all it means is some other bullshit scene of a bunch of sparkly fags with fake teeth whining about how it sucks to be different, essentially becoming a metaphor for FUCKING TEEN ANGST Teen angst needs to die, all teens that are whiny emo and angsty need to die and fucking Hollywood needs to stop raping the horror genre with its giant LCD thorny cock.