At one point there were four different shows about ex-playboy bunnies alone. AND what is entertaining about watching a reality show of people shouting and yelling at each other?

When I do finally find a fucking show I like and get into a routine of watching it....it takes a "break" for over a year! What the fuck!?

Remember when a show ran like 20 episodes and took the three months of summer off?   "Lost" use to do that...disapear for a year at a time. I stopped watching it and many others for that reason.

 Damn..Life is hard, and stressful and busy....People watch TV to escape. I like my fucking routine.  Grab some Dorritoes and a brownie on the way home..grab a soft blanket, curl up and watch a good show..............WELL Fuck, it is on haitus for a YEAR!

First off I dont know how these fucking people allow them selfs to be on tv.  The main thing about this show is to laugh at tjese poor shitheads who are trying to do a renovation project with out experecne.  How can anyone let them self be shown on tv all over the fucking country behing assholes?

The worst is when they show woman trying to fix a house or some shit like that and makeing a Godawful fuck up of the whole fucking job.   And then they have some shows where the husband is an asshole being pused to the limit by his bitch wife to fix a place that all ready looks ok.   Or the ones where the hsband is a fuck making his wife haul like a thosand pounds of shit 1000 feet to a fucking dumpster on her back.

I hope to hell they pay these people to be on this show.  Or else they shuld rename the show Retardation Realities.

The middle ages was a time when people (even the nobility) were mostly dirty.  They bathed about twice a year, if that often.  The rich wore over-decorated clothing that smelled of sweat, body odor, shit and piss.  The poor wore drab collections of rags that smelled of sweat, body odor, shit and piss - also of the farm animals they bunked with.

The rich spent their days trying to alieviate boredom by hunting, eating their way into early graves, fucking the peasant women and praying they wouldn't get the plague.   The poor spent their days poaching, working themselves into early graves, eating whatever they could get, getting fucked by the nobility (in more ways than one), and praying they wouldn't get the plague.

Rich and poor alike stank and were covered in lice, mud and/or shit and could look forward to being toothless by 25 and dead by 40.

The rich had everything and the poor had nothing.

Enter Robin Hood!!!  Hero of the people.  Righter of wrongs.  Who stole from the rich to give to the poor.  Bane of unjust rulers.

So it's a familiar story.  We know what to expect.  Right?  Wrong!

This movie sucked because due to the following . . .

1.  If the acting performances, especially Russell Crowe's, were any more lame, the actors would all have had to carry canes.   The characters were also so out of character as to make me develope no interest in them at all.

2.  The middle ages basically sucked.  Filth, disease, poverty and superstition almost made dying by 40 a welcome release.  So the movie could have done without all that "realism", and added a little color.  After all fiction is not ruled by realism, and Robin Hood is a fictional character.

3.  Even without the English accent, I think Kevin Costner made a better Robin Hood than Russell Crowe.  For that matter, Carey Elwes made a better Robin Hood in "Robin Hood - Men In Tights".   For that matter, those movies were better than this one.

Overall, I think just about the whole movie was focused on one thing - the hyping of a sequel entitled

"Robin Hood - Stone The Bloody Crowe".

Can someone explain to me how people with absolutely ZERO TALENT are getting paid $100,000/episode for doing absolutely nothing but picking up chicks, sleep with guys, and spread STDs???

Meanwhile, the rest of us honest, hard working people are worried about losing our jobs because the economy sucks so bad...wtf. 

If there is a God, he would set this right.

I don’t know who the fuck is going to take the time to read this but here I go. At least it takes out the anger in me. Anyways, back to the bitch Anna Kournikova – haters can hate blah blah fucking blah. Fuck that saying. Anyone who wants to say I’m jealous or just want to be in her shoes or that she’s famous, doesn’t give a shit about me & I should just stfu…or any other bullshit, go fuck yourselves. The bitch has been on & off with the HOTTEST MAN in the whole entire world for over 9 years & she won’t marry him. FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. I hope the bitch sinks in a river and drowns while Enrique is off fucking some other girl who deserves him not that skank. I wish the bitch will just go the fuck away from fame. The escape video is fucking disgusting & I want to fuck the bitch up. Enrique probably fucking hates me but the bitch is just so bitchy. I have tried to like her so many goddamn times but the BITCH JUST GETS TO ME. I want to get in her house, set a bomb under her bed and watch it explode all over her ‘pretty little face’. Anyways, she’s not even HOT. Her body is fake bullshit and it looks like a someone shitted on it. She should go back to fucking <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Russia and take her poor tennis & hideous face with her. GO FUCK CHRIS BROWN, PIGFUCKING ANNA KOURNIKOVA. I HOPE YOUR VAGINA BLOWS UP.

Why the hell don't these inconsiderate fuckwads not realize I paid $9.50 plus tax to hear the fucking movie and NOT THEIR STUPID FUCKING PHONE CALLS?

And then there are the dumbasses who talk out loud so they can hear themselves over the movie.

Also, there are the dick brains that talk to themselves while texting.

FOR FUCK SAKE!!!  I WANT TO HEAR THE MOVIE, NOT YOUR FUCKING VOICE!!!!!

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT YOUR PHONE ON MUTE OR PULSE.

This movie has to be one of the all time worst kids movies I have ever been forced to watch.   It was almost two hours long and that was about one hour and forty minutes too long.   How the hell they thought they could extend this great kids book into this whole fucking convoluted, overdone, bullshit show is beyond me.  

The characters all seemed like they were on some psychiatric couch trip.  It was as close as you could come to a soap opera/reality show-in-movie-form for kids as you could get.   Since the lead Wild Thing is played with the voice of James Gandolfini, every time he started spouting his mental distress shit, I was instantly and constantly reminded of Tony Soprano's sessions with his shrink.

The movie is full of shit talk like "It's ok for me to be friends with you and be friends with him, even if you're not friends with him."  Or shit like "I'm not happy with you right now.  How does that make you feel?"   Then the Wild Things fight and make up or not and hugs all around or not, etc., etc., etc.  And that's pretty much it.  

The original book was great.  Great art work.   Great story.  

Basically, a little boy behaving badly, gets sent to his room without supper.  He then has a dream that he sails a little boat to a place where, you guessed it, the Wild Things are.   After a few wild rumpuses, the boy get tired of all that shit and comes home, where he finds his supper waiting for him in his room.  This is the whole fucking book.   End of story.

No kid over five would find it interesting enough to watch this movie for ten minutes, and no kid under five would have the attention span to watch it for more than five minutes.  And if this film is supposed to be of interest to adults, I think the target audience must all be child psychologists or mental health professionals.

The only thing about this movie that was at all entertaining was the soundtrack.  And lets just say, it's not like I'm planning on rushing out to buy it right away.

Overall, the movie sucked.   Where ever the Wild Things are, I hope they're too far away to read the movie reviews.

KPissed - Who wishes they had left this great kids book alone, or at least made an animated edition, under an hour in lenght.