HEY ASSHOLE, DON'T HAUL ASS DOWN AN ALLEYWAY WITHOUT LOOKING - YOU DESERVED THAT ONE FINGER SALUTE, YOU ALMOST RAMMED ME JUST BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, AND THEN YOU LOOK SURPRISED ABOUT THE REACTION YOU GET!  HOW STUPID AND HOW FEEBLE ARE YOU?  IF YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE AROUND ME, I WILL NOT BE A SISSY AND JUST LET IT GO: I HAVE TOO LITTLE TO LIVE FOR AND TOO MUCH PRIDE THAT DEMANDS SATISFACTION, AND THERE ARE JUST ONE TOO MANY DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU ON EARTH AS IT IS, GETTING AWAY SCOT FREE WITH BEING STUPID ALL THE DAMN TIME AND NOT GETTING REPAID FOR IT WITH A LIKE-KIND EXCHANGE.  FUCK THE COLLECTIVE FEAR OF OFFENDING PEOPLE: SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE OFFENDED, OTHERWISE THEY WILL NEVER LEARN.