Anonymous raged 1 year ago ——
Earlier this week, I was taking a pleasant walk home from school. When I got to the crosswalk, I pressed the button and waited for the little man to turn green, like a good little pedestrian. When he did, I began crossing the street. And then...
Holy-mother-jesus-mary-and-joseph-shit-fire! I was forced to jump at least a foot to the right in a single bound as a dull green vehicle abruptly decided to ignore the red light. Thankfully, no cars hit me and the only injuries I suffered were a very bruised leg and a severe case of oh-my-fucking-god-i-think-i-just-pissed-my-pants syndrome.
I quickly recovered and went around the offending vehicle and continued to cross the street. Now here is what really irked me about the situation. The man in the car glared at me as if I was the one who had just butt-raped traffic laws. He then sped off as soon as I was past him (The light was still red, mind you. Thankfully he didn't cause any accidents).
I find it especially entertaining that he had come to a full stop until I was right in front of him. I must have killed his daughter in a past life, or something.