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Goddamn motorcyclists

Anonymous — Thu, 26 May 2011 12:12:45 CDT

If you ever visit my street, you would assume it's peaceful and quiet just from looking at it. In reality, though, it's plagued by an extremely loud and intolerable force known as motorcyclists. They riding down our street at least every two minutes, ruining my concentration and drowning out all other noise around me. This might not seem like a big problem to most, but keep in mind that they are riding down a small, suburban-style street. These assholes should just stick with riding down freeways and main strips, or not ride at all.

Stupid Cunt

Anonymous — Sat, 14 May 2011 08:37:40 CDT

OMG I fucking hate people that let their kids ride their fucking bikes and shit in the middle of the goddamn road. I almost hit a kid today coming around a blind corner. His mom who was walking behind him in the MIDDLE of the road had the nerve to flip me off. Fucking cunt get your fat ass and your ugly kids stupid ass out of the road. I swear to God next person I see in the road I'm not slowing down I'm going to hit there stupid ass and hopefully kill them and rid the world of one more dumb ass.

little silver surfer has a problem in his life now.

Anonymous — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:30:13 CST

hey, dingbat, so you want to rage about me? ok, hi, i'm that pedestrian you tried to sideswipe today at the intersection of cherry south and broad west. (hint, hint) i know what you wanted to do but you failed. i know where you live bitch, i know what you look like and i know your licence, model and make of your car. i know where you park it, i know where you work.

so, you wanted to fuck with someone just out of the blue and attempt vehicular manslaughter? oh, you're really ballsy behind the wheel, shame it's not going to just go away.

ya know what i mean?

next time, remember, not only are we on the same planet but we live in the same city and i just live a block down from your house. (you didn't know that? are you really, REALLY that stupid?)

you are tunnel visioned aren't you? well, keep an eye on your car baby, you shouldn't park it out in front of your mother's house like that, maybe it's time to use the parking garage on park ave. maybe the investment will be worth it, bitch.

you belong to me now, for a long, long time.

imagine that, concequences for what you've done, who'da thought!?

This is a CROSSWALK, good sir.

Anonymous — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:28:08 CST

Earlier this week, I was taking a pleasant walk home from school. When I got to the crosswalk, I pressed the button and waited for the little man to turn green, like a good little pedestrian. When he did, I began crossing the street. And then...
Holy-mother-jesus-mary-and-joseph-shit-fire! I was forced to jump at least a foot to the right in a single bound as a dull green vehicle abruptly decided to ignore the red light. Thankfully, no cars hit me and the only injuries I suffered were a very bruised leg and a severe case of oh-my-fucking-god-i-think-i-just-pissed-my-pants syndrome.
I quickly recovered and went around the offending vehicle and continued to cross the street. Now here is what really irked me about the situation. The man in the car glared at me as if I was the one who had just butt-raped traffic laws. He then sped off as soon as I was past him (The light was still red, mind you. Thankfully he didn't cause any accidents).
I find it especially entertaining that he had come to a full stop until I was right in front of him. I must have killed his daughter in a past life, or something.

Look first!

Anonymous — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:52:39 CDT

SO .... I go thru these traffic lights and it is two lanes (in same direction).

I am in left lane, other guy is in right lane, just in front of me. He has
his indicator on to come into left lane.

I slow down and make space for him. All is OK.

Then next thing I know the dumb fuck is abusing me? WTF? I have
no idea.

All I can think is that I must have been in his blind spot and
he didn't see me ... so he got a shock to find me right behind him
in the same lane AFTER he moved over.

Hey dick-for-brains, it is your job to check the lane before you move
over, and especially, check your blindspot!!!

What a dumb fucker.

Douchebag Bus Driver

Anonymous — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 20:18:30 CDT

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NEGLECTING TO STOP AT MY LITTLE BROTHER'S BUS STOP AND MAKING ME CHASE YOUR ASS THROUGH THE BACK ROADS AT 40MPH.
YOU WASTED MY GAS ASSHOLE.
DO YOUR JOB BETTER. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE JUST A SUBSTITUTE. YOU HAVE BEEN DRIVING THAT ROUTE FOR 4 DAYS NOW.

Also, you now owe me $4 for the gallon I wasted trying to find you.

What the fuck....

Chozen13 — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:46:25 CDT

So right now i live in wisconsin home to more douchebags per capita than anywhere else besides France. My fucking issue with these stupid motherfuckers here is many however there is one that pisses me off to no fucking end and that is they dont fucking understand that if your going up a damn hill that you will decelerate. PUT YOUR STUPID ASS FOOT ON THE PEDDLE A BIT WHEN GOING UP THE DAMN HILL AND YOU WILL ALL SAVE US A SHITLOAD OF TIME. I shit you all not these dumb motherfuckers cost me more than thirty minutes a day in slowing down behind their ass....i have been to many states and have only seen this here. Im buying a paintball gun tomorrow and when i see this shit im going to paint their car.

CHINKS

Anonymous — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 18:32:24 CDT

wtf???? i'm driving and these fuckin' koreans are all over the road they think if they turn their signal on they can go into a lane without looking ....HEY VAGINA EYES , OPEN WIDE AND WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING

Pick a FUCKING LANE!

Anonymous — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:24:16 CDT

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST! There are two lanes. One goes the speed limit, one is for folk that might want to get around you. Don't sit there and RIDE THE FUCKING STRIPE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH LANE TO PICK! You're dangerous. You SHOULDN'T be there.

old people on the bus

pyromaniac — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:50:10 CDT

why do you old motherfuckers keep sitting next to me when the bus is empty and there is a fucking seat right behind me god damn it i dont wanna sit next to your tapioca smelling ass

Yea You, Stupid Bitch!!!

Anonymous — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:54:13 CDT

To the dumb bitch that was in front of me today!! When there is a lane thats merging and only a yield sign, you're supposed to fucking slow down NOT FUCKING STOP!!! You had a clear place, and you let the car a mile away come and go before you pulled out. How about you need to stay off the fucking road if you can't drive! You forced several cars behind you to slam on brakes when you stopped, dumbass! You could have caused a fucking accident, stupid bitch!

FUCK Bicycle riding fuckers

Anonymous — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 05:44:43 CDT

Anyone who rides their bicycle on the fucking sidewalk needs to die. You are supposed to bike on the road motherfucker! Dont expect me to get off the sidewalk for you. You arent even allowed on the sidewalk. Dont ring your fucking faggot bell at me motherfucker Ill shove that bell up your ass.

DIE YOU LAZY FAGS!!!! FUCK YOU ALL LAZY FAG FUCKER BITCH FUCKERS!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU !!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!!!

TO THE NEEDLE DICK WHO DOESN'T WATCH THE ROAD

Anonymous — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 03:35:34 CDT

HEY ASSHOLE, DON'T HAUL ASS DOWN AN ALLEYWAY WITHOUT LOOKING - YOU DESERVED THAT ONE FINGER SALUTE, YOU ALMOST RAMMED ME JUST BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, AND THEN YOU LOOK SURPRISED ABOUT THE REACTION YOU GET! HOW STUPID AND HOW FEEBLE ARE YOU? IF YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE AROUND ME, I WILL NOT BE A SISSY AND JUST LET IT GO: I HAVE TOO LITTLE TO LIVE FOR AND TOO MUCH PRIDE THAT DEMANDS SATISFACTION, AND THERE ARE JUST ONE TOO MANY DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU ON EARTH AS IT IS, GETTING AWAY SCOT FREE WITH BEING STUPID ALL THE DAMN TIME AND NOT GETTING REPAID FOR IT WITH A LIKE-KIND EXCHANGE. FUCK THE COLLECTIVE FEAR OF OFFENDING PEOPLE: SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE OFFENDED, OTHERWISE THEY WILL NEVER LEARN.

Stop Signs

Anonymous — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:08:55 CDT

DO ANY OF YOU DUMB BITCHES KNOW HOW A STOP SIGN WORKS. SOMEONE GOES, THEN THE NEXT PERSON, THEN THE NEXT. WE TAKE TURNS YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND WHAT'S WITH THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT EDGE UP A LITTLE BIT LIKE THEY ARE GOING AND THEN STOP SUDDENLY. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PSYCH OUT WITH YOUR MIND GAMES, OR ARE YOU JUST A FUCKING RETARD WHO CAN'T KEEP THEIR FEET STILL FOR SIXTY FUCKING SECONDS? AND WHAT'S WITH THOSE FUCKING RETARDS DRIVING SOUPED UP HONDAS AT 140 AN HOUR TRYING TO RACE CARS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD? STOP TRYING TO RACE LAMBORGHINIS WITH YOUR SOUPED UP SUPRA/HONDA/TOYOTA/MITSUBISHI YOU FUCKING NEEDLE DICKED LOSER.

Bullshit Bicyclists

Anonymous — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:28:06 CDT

I fucking hate it when im driving in a residential area, and some fucker on his bicycle is riding down the center of the fucking road. Its always the same fat fuck who thinks HE owns the fucking road. Dude, IM IN A FUCKING CAR, so that means you better FUCKING MOVE. Im done, next time it happens i will run him over and jam that stupid bike up his ass.

a fucking tractor? kidding me?

kimbrfiz — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:35:09 CDT

i hate when tractors cause traffic jams! its 2010 for fucks sake why would you even drive a tractor on the road anyways you hillbilly cousin fucking motherfuckers i cannot wait to move the fuck away from here. i hate being late to work because another tracor is taking up both damn lanes. uuugggghhh i guess its better than a drunk idiot on a lawnmower.

cells & texting

Anonymous — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 02:39:54 CDT

if you talk or text while driving i hope as you're flying through your windshield your eyes slowly get ripped by broken glass , it's the least you deserve

DIE

Anonymous — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:46:00 CDT

Anyone who drives should die. Stop destroying the world, and go ride a bike fuckfaces.

Sacramento CA has the most stupid drivers on Earth.

Anonymous — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:08:10 CDT

There are no bad drivers: only really stupid people. The most stupid people on Earth live in Sacramento, CA, bar none. I have seen acts of unbelievable stupidity that leave me wondering if any of these mouth-breathing, nose-picking retards have an IQ exceeding that of the average houseplant.

The yearly stories about Sucktown Drivers who like to drive around throwing explosives at people on the 4th of July are always my favorite. The last one gave an M-80 a toss, but forgot to roll the window down first.

It exploded in his crotch, blowing a 6-inch hole in the seat. It also blew off his penis and testicles, and gave him 3rd degree burns on the insides of his thighs. I wish I could have been the first responder to this one; I would have laughed so hard that I would have puked.

Fucking asian drivers!

Anonymous — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:47:15 CDT

What is it with fucking asian drivers?
Tonight I was taking my friend home when this Vectra approaches me from behind at speed and whilst I was doing bang on 30 MPH, that just wasn't enough! He was flashing me, putting his full beam on and I just cant work out what the hell his problem is? If 30 MPH isn't enough, fuck off to your own country and cause accident over there! No wonder young drivers insurance is so high with these asians fixing accidents and drving like pricks!
Most annoying thing is, is that when he over-took me, he looked at me as if im in the wrong!