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Anonymous raged 1 year ago ——

It's now a fact!! The suns solar flares have a direct relation to earth's earthquakes. We are now in a very active solar event. The sun is larger and brighter, the moon is larger and brighter, the planets can now be seen with the naked eye, the artic is melting, the antartic is melting, violent tornadoes, huge earthquakes, volcanic eruptions from volcanoes that have lied dormant for centuries, meterorite siteings, asteriods close encounters, stalilites falling from the sky, food shortages, massive number of floods, increase in war on a global scale, famine, economic depression, islands disappearing into the sea, dead fishes, hundreds of birds falling from the sky, bees dying, bacteria resistant to anti-bacteria, increase in skin cancer, and for those that are gifted, an awakening that crosses all mental boundaries. For I AM THE ALPHA, THE OMEGA, THE SOUL KEEPER OF THE NON-INNOCENTS and THE PROTECTOR OF THE INNOCENTS!!! Know this! I have dwell in satans HELL world and I know what awaits thee! DO NOT pretend to bear false witness to our lord GOD!! For I know of sin and I can smell you from afar!!! Get your house in order for I will come for thee!!!!
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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Sounds sweet, bro.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    There is a special place in hell for those who take light of me! Begone before I release a tiny demon to take practice on thee!!!! Get back in your fucking hell hole you little fucking runt!! I DID NOT SAY IT IS TIME!!!! Fucking little shit demons, all anxious and shit to get out and play HELL on Earth!!!

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    LMFAO!!!! You're funny, man, omg

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Too fucking rich!!! Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    OMFG this is better than Cable, man. Hey, somebody wake Joey up, he's gotta see this man, LOL, some dude getting all intense and shit, ROFLMAO

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

    LMFAO!!!!!

    Righteous wake up call, Bro's!

    Joey

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Major funny shit!!!!

    LMFAO!!!

    5 stars!!!!

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    OMFG Bro's, this OP is too intense...where are the girls? Tell them to come here, oh man, Shannon's gonna love this, "END OF DAYS", I mean, WTF???

    ROFLMMFAOHC!!!! I can't breathe...Bwa ha ha ha ha....

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    And I took a gigantic dump.

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  •     Sparxx  1 year ago
    Quit spewing AIDS

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    OP,

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  •     LysanderTheImpaler  6 months ago
    Under the assumptiong that you are ridiculing all these arses who insist we're living in the end of days... Kudos to you brother.

    If you're serious, then you must seek mental therapy. I think a wire may have broken in that skull of yours.

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  •     Anonymous  4 months ago
    OP wrote: "We are now in a very active solar event."

    This sentence makes no sense. There is always some kind of "active solar event" transpiring on the surface of the sun because the core of the sun active. Be thankful for this. The day it stops will be the day the world really ends. (See here for more information on this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_cycle)

    OP wrote: "The sun is larger and brighter, the moon is larger and brighter..."

    The size of both the sun and the moon remain relatively constant. Neither is increasing in size at the present time. Several million years from now the sun will likely increase in size as it enters its red giant phase, devouring most of the inner solar system in the process. Until then, your assertion is unlikely. The moon collects several tons of debris from space annually, as does the earth, but the relative size remains unchanged. The apparent brightness of both bodies is determined by a myriad of atmospheric factors, but neither is increasing in the manner you suggest.

    OP wrote: "...the planets can now be seen with the naked eye..."

    Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn are all naked-eye objects from here on Earth. Occasionally Mercury is also one. This has been the case for quite some time and cannot be considered a new development.

    OP wrote: "...the artic is melting, the antartic is melting..."

    I assume you meant the Arctic and Antarctic here, yes? Indeed, both are melting as a result of increased temperatures on the surface of the planet. The exact cause of the increase in temperature is still a matter of some debate, i.e., natural cycle, man-made, etc., but the conclusions you assign to this are unsupported.

    OP wrote: "...violent tornadoes, huge earthquakes,..."

    Tornadoes have always, by their very nature, been violent. Therefore, your observation to this end is not particularly noteworthy.

    As for the earthquakes, according to the recorded averages for a given year by the USGS, there has been no significant increase in earthquake activity.

    Our ability to measure magnitude and detect such events has improved almost exponentially in the last 20 years.

    As with any truly random event, one can expect for clusters to occur. When they do, given the current availability of information to many people on the planet via technology, the reports come faster and are more detailed than was previously possible, thus creating the illusion of an increase in these types of events. (Please see here for more information on this topic: www.usgs.gov/)

    OP wrote: "...volcanic eruptions from volcanoes that have lied dormant for centuries..."

    The term "dormant" in volcanology means that the site has been inactive for a prolonged period of time. It does NOT mean that the potential doesn't exist for the site to become active again. Time periods between eruptions, major or otherwise, can range anywhere between hours and millennia.

    OP wrote: "...meterorite siteings, asteriods close encounters..."

    Sightings of meteorites are not now, nor have they ever been, uncommon.

    Asteroids have been around as long as the Earth has been. However, it wasn't until the latter half of the last century that we have been able to detect and observe them well beyond our atmosphere, and long before they arrive in close proximity to the planet. We effectively lived in a state of absolute ignorance about the sheer number of close shaves our world receives annually for thousands of years. This is no longer the case due to technological advancements. It is not, however, cause for alarm as such.

    OP wrote: "...stalilites falling from the sky..."

    I'm unfamiliar with "stalilites"...

    It occurs to me that I have a couple errands I need to run. Perhaps I'll continue my dissection of the OP's unlikely end of days proposal later... or not.

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