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fuckmyfather raged 9 months ago —— Just a shoutout to all of you fucking non-believers out there who say God isn't real.

I have 1 simple explanation that you cannot possibly comprehend and reason with "science". How do you think the universe was made?

According to my calculations:
nothing + nothing = nothing

God exists... get over yourselves!

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headon 9 months ago

I have no idea.

That said, using common sense and factual information, I would estimate the theory that it was created by some invisible man in a dimension that we cannot see that is stalking all of us to ensure that we live up to the standards of ancient Egyptian laws is more unlikely than likely.

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Anonymous 9 months ago

I dont know how the univewrse was made but I do know it wasnt made BY YOUR INVISIBLE MAGIC FAIRY GOD...THERE IS NO FUCKING JESUS OR YAHWEH OR ALLAH...THEY ARE ALL LIES TOLD TO INGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU.....

Anonymous 8 months ago

The earth was moulded by the baby jesus with a mechano set and a pair of of industrial-strength tweezers. I know this because of a revelation i had after a wank and drinking a bucket of leper's urine from the holy shrine i built out of a wicker basket and a 7,000 chewing gum wrappers whilst wacked off my tits on meth. So you see, it must be true.

TrueThat 7 months ago

Aliens. We were put here by aliens. I know this is true, because I read somewhere that they come back to check on us by sticking probes up random asses. Since I read it, probably on the internet, it must be true. Just as you read it in some book you call a bible that some God created the earth in 7 days. So that must be true too.

Anonymous 7 months ago

Silly Fucktard, God isn't real, get over it you whiny cunt. :)i approve this message.

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Anonymous 7 months ago

you need to be committed. get over it because if there was a god, he'd be on point to making us love life. think about it. if you've ever crafted anything yourself, do you let it fall apart and die? NO, YOU DON'T. Riddle me this: if you only go to heaven for believing in jesus, then what about all the people previous to this belief? are they in another heaven? or are they in hell? what about dinosaurs? they didn't believe in jesus and i'm betting they were all satanic and into homosaurus ways making them evil as hell. What about my brother stu? he's a mentally fucked up drooling lazy eye retard with an iq around 6 and all he says all day is "jesus is my bitch" from when my mom use to use a strap on on her mexican boyfriend named jesus and use to yell it in the house. is he going to hell? i need to know because you make so much sense.

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Anonymous 7 months ago

shut up u fuckin' cunt .get over it . god doesn't exist . fuck yahweh .fuck ur bible. one day im gonna rid the world of maryfuckers like u .

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Anonymous 7 months ago

You can't just claim that god exists like that. Just because the universe was made does'nt mean that there was a god. It's possible that there is a higher power at work but don't force your beliefs on other people.

Anonymous 7 months ago

Anything and everything / 0 = infinity 0 x infinity = everything and anything

Suck on that, fuckin god botherer. If you dont understand, you are too stupid to bother explaining that to.

Anonymous 7 months ago

Nothing + Nothing = Nothing? Then would you care to explain how Nothing + Nothing = God? Right, so using YOUR logic pattern, you're a moron.

Anonymous 7 months ago

If you're stupid enough to believe in a god, then you should be removed from the gene pool. That's like believing that Santa exists.

Anonymous 7 months ago

The concept of God is for weak people unable to deal with reality.

Chaos 7 months ago

Hi, Big Bang. Oh, you're here to start another world? Why? Because of people that think religion is everything? That's coo'. Let me know how that goes... Hope the future inhabitants don't screw up.

Anonymous 7 months ago

If you took more time to study and less time to pray to your magical god, you would know how the world was created. Its sad that you spend your life worshiping your imaginary friend. Religion is a faith.. and faith means to believe something without proof... and I am not stupid enough to do that.

Anonymous 7 months ago

Hey guys! i heard about this dude in a book thats 2000 years old, who told some other guys to do some stuff and than asked everyone to do what he wanted. HE MUST BE REAL, THERS NO OTHER EXPLANATION!--yea well, religion is for arrogant weak minded people who look to a phantom to fix thier mistakes for them because they are too narrow-minded to accept that some things not 100% in our control must be somehow influenced by a fairy tale in a book. good day to you sir.

Anonymous 7 months ago

oh yeah 1 more thing: people used to think the world was flat, and the sun revolved around it....we will have the answer soon enough, but it wont change the mentality of religious fanatics, because they wil just ignore logic/science/education like they have been for the past millenia.

Anonymous 7 months ago

nothing + nothing = nothing. What about factoring in the something that is god.

Becomes something + nothing + nothing = ?

Logic being that god is something, what created that?

Or is it simply convenient to stop thinking beyond that point?

Anonymous 7 months ago

There is no more need to believe in god because the universe exists than there is a need to believe in a god of thunder because thunder exists.

My question to you is, why aren't you worshipping the god of thunder?

Anonymous 7 months ago

christians are non-believers. of science they STILL refuse to accept evolution, even though it is PROVEN and religion is the reason for most of our society's problems.

Idk 7 months ago

I "LOL'd" at this.

Anonymous 7 months ago

Go 'head 'n preach it, boy!

Shadowlight 7 months ago

Religion is fucking pointless any way. It doesn't help with any thing what so ever. Is believing in god going to help me pay my bills?? NO! All it FUCKING does is give people who are clearly have nothing better to do an excuse to go into the streets and preach to every body and even though we are just trying to get one with our life. But nnoooo we'll just put up with you preaching twats go on and on just because you don't have your own life so you have to ruin ours!. Shut the FUCK UP your voices are annoying and unless you find some actual evidence that there is a god STOP PREACHING SHIT TO PEOPLE!!!!

Anonymous 7 months ago

Fuck off you retarded fucking indoctrinated shit faced cunt sucking prick.

LysanderTheImpaler 7 months ago

Coming from an ignornant cock-sucker called "fuckmyfather".

Yeah, God existed alright. His name was Caligula and he enjoyed parking his chariot in handicapped parking spaces. And then he died and reincarnated as me.

And since I am Caligula, and therefore God, I say reincarnation exists, aliens are the ancestors of humans, and there really is a such thing as Jedi. And if you don't believe me, you will be sent to the Shadow Realm.

I also say that the above makes about as much sense as appointing a horse Consul, or shaving the beards of Mongolian warriors.

Anonymous 7 months ago

it's matter and anti-matter that collided not nothing

JealousRage 6 months ago

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I want to know, why is it that any discussion on religion or a philosophy/belief of some sort between two people of different veiws always end up the most immature and most heated? It shows a lack of confidence and desire for control between the two parties which is just immature. It doesn't make neither of you look intellegent, or smart; which ever you prefer to be called. I mean, what purpose do you all have? If you wish to convert someone over the Internet by typing a mere paragraph or two and that person is just as arrogant as you are, it just won't happen. There's always this desire to convert which always appears obscure

JealousRage 6 months ago

-to me. That's just my take on things. I'd like for someone to help me understand what's behind the lack of thought process you all have before responding in such a manner. It's unbelievable. It's petty, it's immature, it's foolish, and it's pointless.

Anonymous 6 months ago

oh yeah I totally see your argument it makes sense now, not you fucktard headcase dumb piece of cunt, I mean for fucks sake God is for wankers that can't accept that everything is just the way it is and nothing more, here's something for you to consider:

If we can see down into unbelievably tiny particles imagine what is looking down on us the same way that we look at quarks and all the other sub atomic particles, if it goes one way then it makes sense it may just go the other way too.

Also the organisation responsible for the most deaths in the world is the catholic church, and do you think that all those dumb ass fuckers who beheaded people for being witches are in heaven?? They read the bible and believed that they were right in every way just like you so fuck off with your shit, take a knife and kill yourself immediately please we don't need cunts like you

Anonymous 6 months ago

Actually the universe was once just a tiny singularity in the midst of nothing. Then the singularity exploded. This explosion, the Big Bang, would rival a thousand nuclear bombs. That tiny singularity which was smaller than an atom suddenly started growing and became the universe. The universe it still growing today and the millions of celestial bodies in the universe are moving farther and farther away from each other.

Alchy.scot.chick 6 months ago

poker game with the satan? nice. hey tell that asshole I want my £50 back.

I believe in Jesus. I also believe he was an Arab and not a white guy with blue eyes...but whatever. I also believe there has been other "profits" across the world, buddha ect. I laugh at fuckers who think I'm going to go to hell when I die. Cos i don't believe in hell. I believe you come back. I hate motherfuckers who force their religion on others to deflate their own insecurities about their religion, just look at this piece of shit rage above. Op, tell me. why do you care what other people think? why does it bother you that others dont believe in God?

...hmmm?

You wanna pray in church to God, you go pray. Just don't look down on others who dont, okay?

Anonymous 6 months ago

lol, I am anything but prejudice towards people's beliefs, but the logic used here is just ridiculous. And to that person way up the top who said that Jesus doesn't exist, sorry to disappoint you but that isn't true. Quote from my history teacher, "Whether Jesus really was the son of God or just a raving lunatic, he did exist" XD But yes, this is the stupidest form of logic ever created. I suggest you get over it and stop trying to shove your religion down everyone's throats, if they don't want to believe in God, then they will go to hell, ok, did you ever think that maybe they would like to go there? I have to go now, I have a poker game with the Devil in about an hour, so I'll just let you ponder that while you get your head out of your ass

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Anonymous 6 months ago

Thank you to all the people who think the OP is a retard. I was trying to explain to my friend the other day about how evolution works and he wouldnt shut the hell up about how you just have to have faith and that there's no such thing as evolution and God made us exactly as we are now and bla bla bla. So, finally i was just like "hey fuck head, if there's no such thing as evolution then how do you explain the vestigial eyelids (nictitating membrane) every human being has, or the appendix, or the fact that when we're scared or cold little muscles under our hair follicles cause our hairs to stand straight up even though NONE of these things have a purpose anymore?! AAAANND i can take it further and even tell you what they used to be for!!! The second pair of eyelids were for moistening the eyes while still being able to see to keep a constant look out for predators, the appendix was for digesting the large amounts of cellulose matter in plants that we used to consume, and the hair standing on end thing is an adaptation that most mammals that have a lot of hair still have and it performs two functions A. it makes you look bigger when youre scared so as to scare off would be predators and B. when your cold it traps a layer of air between the hair and skin as an insulation layer thus providing warmth. So, come on, I dare any religious dipshit to come and give me a reasonable explanation as to why GOD would give us these things, that serve no purpose, besides just saying "oh, he did it for a reason. just have faith." (which is coincidentally all that my retard friend could come up with)

Anonymous 6 months ago

You either believe Jesus is a liar, lunatic, or god because there is proof that he is real. Then read the bible because you should know what your talking about before you insult it. There is proof that the bible is true because of predictions that came true. In fact I read in multiple places that the probability of somebody making all those predictions that are in the bible without help and them coming true is the same amount of chance as all of Texas being covered in quarters a foot tall and you pick the right one the first time. Only catch is you don't know which quarter is the right one. As for the lunatic option, how did Jesus do all those miracles if he wasn't god? There is proof that all of them happened so you can't deny it. The only option left is that he is God and is telling the truth about everything. Also as for the evolution thing, Charles Darwin thought of it. What most people don't know is that he said later on that he was wrong and all he wanted to do was to get a different way away from God.

Anonymous 6 months ago

All I can say is if there is a god he Is an asshole most of the time

Kagetera 6 months ago

To everyone:

1. This is the most pathetic site I've ever accidentally discovered, even moreso than the South Park Hentai shrine.

2. Obviously none of you have an IQ higher than 120. LOOK AT THE OP's AVATAR, YOU SAD, SAD F-U-K-F-A-G-Z.

Anonymous 6 months ago

There is no god.......just get the fuck over it.....

Anonymous 5 months ago

Lol what a fucktard.

God does not exist. Get over yourself.

Anonymous 5 months ago

Religion is for the weak.

Anonymous 5 months ago

God does not exist. Allah on the other hand, does.

Anonymous 5 months ago

You're saying that the ONLY possible explanation for how the world was made is that a guy put it all together in a week, and that there's NO OTHER WAY that anything like this could have possibly happened. The ONLY way that a huge occurance could POSSIBLY take place is what some old book that nobody really knows jack shit about said. Fucking retard.

Anonymous 5 months ago

The Bible is a flawed piece of turd written by barely literate insignificant tribesmen. Without the Bible you would have no idea of a single God and would perhaps think that many gods created everything or that even Ancient Aliens created everything or something even wilder that no beings created anything. Either way you slice it, the idea of one God disintegrates without a book of fairy tales to mention his attributes/ qualities. Sadly, it seems too that there isn't any awesome secrets of creation or of the universe - no evidence that god talked to those people and they eventually wrote the stories down. Not only that, but some of the stories are actually stolen/borrowed from other older cultures like the flood story in the Bible (see "The Epic of Gilgamesh).

All in all, when you take the Bible out of the picture because of its turd-like qualities, the very idea of God is taken out of the picture as well. Religion is humanity's curse and people must resist, question, and ultimately peacefully destroy religion's grasp on human behavior.

Anonymous 5 months ago

Why you atheists deny the creator? Im not judging, its your life and its your choice. just asking, Not to mean corrupted religions. dont follow religions if you dont like. I myself dont like the way they teach and spread. but I know Something created the whole universe. Go here WWW (.) scaleofuniverse (.) com and see the universe and ask for yourself isnt this amazing for a human being?

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TamtamSBH 4 months ago

i don't see why you care so much about what others think about God. if they want to tell him to go fuck himself, let them; it's their lives their fucking up, not yours (-)

Angryathiest69 4 months ago

Instead of being a fucking follower like the rest of the idiot Christians, how about you educate yourself and have a mind of your own? I challenge you to watch the first episode of "Curiosity" on the Discovery channel hosted by Steven Hawking. The fairy tale book you call a bible is put to shame, and the beginning of the universe is explained.

sonjai 4 months ago

I do think there is a higher source or a much powerful being out there somewhere, however I do not believe it is his x men that lives in the clouds with 1 trillion eyes and can see everyone and everything at the same time. If there is. "god" I'm sure he isn't related to any religion at all,and I'm sure he doesn't give a fuck about us. Religion was just made to control people,look at the rules or commandments whatever he fuck it's called. Hell sounds pretty terrible right? But now we have a police force and the reality of it is you kill sOmeone you land in prison with big black all who fucks you in the ass every night.

So yah.

LaLupe 4 months ago

god is for people who are scared of death !!! grow the fuck up! there is no god and for those idiots who say that there is a god then the burden of proof is on YOU!..If I tell you I can fly then I have to prove it...There is no evidence for any gods..there never was, and there never will be...and if nothing cannot come from nothing then explain where this stupid god of yours came from?????

Anonymous 3 months ago

God is real. He is alpha and omega. He gave you life. Ask him to come into your heart sincerely. And he will. If you ask in a sarcastic/mocking way, it won't work. Open up your heart, rid yourself of hate, swearing, betrayal, stop being self-centered. Be good to people, if you ask for forgiveness, God will come into your life and transform you.

Anonymous 3 months ago

^ Ask Him to come up your ASS sincerely.

Anonymous 3 months ago

if god created evrything?he is so fucking stupid...because evrything that exist is so fucking stupid...you me ,people outside your neighbor...everyone is so fucking stupid...so god is fucking stupid

thiler 3 months ago

The universe wasn't made, its always been here,

Anonymous 2 months ago

If a god can create all of this...why can't he write his own fucking book?

Anonymous 2 months ago

These notes have been taken with permission from evilbible.com

Jesus Lied About Prayer Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity right away. Or better yet ask God to move the mountains behind my house. He could make a lot of converts that way. If I’m converted today, I’ll post a public apology on my web site and devote my life to kissing God’s ass. If I’m not converted it would only be fair for you to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt. Here are the quotes from Jesus that proves that he lied: 1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS) 2) Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB) 3) Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS) 4) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB) 5) And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Luke 11:9-13 NAB) 6) And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB) 7) If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you. (John 15:7 NAB) 8) It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you. (John 15:16 NAB) 9) On that day you will not question me about anything. Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you. Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete. (John 16:23-24 NAB) A lot of Christians ignore what Jesus actually says in the Bible. They also tend to add things to the actual words to make them say something else. If you honestly and truthfully read these quotes, without adding to them, it is very easy to see that Jesus is not saying that God will think about your prayers. He says God will grant all your prayers. Clearly, God doesn’t grant all prayers and this proves that Jesus was a habitual liar.

Anonymous 2 months ago

I just hate this all people trying to proveeachother wrong what if were all right or all wrong have you guys ever thought of that it's completely ridiculous trying to dig up the unknown because we all will come up with so many different things why do you think they are so many types of religions and so many unproven scientific theories and whenever they find something they go back and cover it up with something else my mom has taken up christianity as a religion and i dont see why people cant seem to mind their own if you beleive in it so be it don't try to proletisize anybody same for the atheist it just works this way im tired of the fucking jehovas knocking on my door tired of my stupid playdoh bitch mom calling me the devil im just so tired of this it's hard to relate when everyone wants to bring up religion everyones either christian or have different beliefs and here i am let's just not touch it at all

jackstein 2 months ago

We don't fully know yet. But why jump to conclusions?

jasminearr 1 month ago

GOD IS REAL HIS NAME IN ENGLISH IS JEHOVAH. TO THOSE WHO REALLY WANT TO KNOW YOUR CREATOR, TRY OPENING YOUR MIND AND IF A PART OF YOU FEELS LIKE MAYBE IT COULD BE TRUE. GO TO A QUITE PLACE. BY YOURSELF AND HIM TO SHOW YOU HE IS REAL. DON'T EXPECT TO SEE HIM. BUT KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS UNTILL YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH. TAKE HEED BECAUSE HE WILL COME LIKE A THEIF IN THE NIGHT AND DO HIS WILL. SO I HOPE YOU FIND THE TRUTH

Anonymous 1 month ago

I personally believe that there is a god because no matter where (or when) you look you will find that all civilizations will have some form of deity, be it material ,like a statue or something, or metaphysical or spiritual. As for the thought that god doesn't exist, I believe that people simply think that they are too important or too wise to worship something. Religion isn't simple... don't disrespect something you don't understand.

moondoggy30 2 weeks ago

I think we should say.. We don't know. We are still too young to figure it out yet. This goes for God and Science. If God created the universe, how did God come about? who created God? Talking down science isn't the best thing to say. It's okay to question-we don't know.

Anonymous 1 week ago

Does God Really Eat Reagardles Devon horse, reddish, nuts - you pieces of fucking semen - now look what you made me do. Hear music saying his name is - Harry - Regardless- Devon and Krazy k - Is these fucking celebrity's crazy or is it me - even flaawless they use - hore mouth fucking bitches. - On foxy browns album called brooklyn don diva album - title of song Dreams of fucking a D Boy - hes from dayton ohio - and she talks about Jean gaffney - Dayton Ohio's purchaser of every single book and movie in the Dayton Ohio public library. And then on the Queen Latifah album called persona she talks about Harry Devon Johnson On a song called with you - and on Tech nines KOD album - which stands for the king of darkness - talks about him in a song - called horns - which is saying fuck god a whole lot in this song and calling regardless devon victory the devil and the Antichrist. And it's "literly" hundreds of other artists and songs using this fucking hore mouth nigga niggers name - how is that for a smell of fucking camel ass blossom peaches.

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