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WTF: A Ponderance therein

The_ZEN_Master raged 1 year ago ——

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The CIA has established a new division to deal exclusively with WikiLeaks.
It is called the Wikileaks Task Force, or WTF for short.
Question:
Is the CIA attempting to demonstrate a sense of humor, or is it a covert admission they don't know WTF they're doing?
FOCUS!!!

~The all political and shit tonight ZEN Master

Posted in Pissed Politics

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Pokemon 1 year ago

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    Dr_Zaius  1 year ago

Damn Dirty Human Pokemon,

We all lost Rages and comments we made during the great Update of 2010, myself included.

I believe I can safely assure you that anything of yours that was lost was neither personal or intentional as well.

If you saved your Rages, please repost; if you didn't, well now you've learned the hard way just like the rest of us.

Please quit your bitching and move on.

Love,

Dr. Zaius, JR Helper Monkey # 1

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Anonymous 1 year ago

It doesn't matter what they call it, as long as someone is gonna pay.

Anonymous 1 year ago

They?

Who is They?

Anonymous 1 year ago

The owner of this site is a fucking faggot

Anonymous 1 year ago

OK, OK, chill man, I got it, fuck man, not looking for abuse for just asking a question, jeez, man...

Anonymous 1 year ago

Sweet. Not one comment on the original post.

Good to see some things never change.

Anonymous 1 year ago

Focused.

The CIA has a sense of humor - you just need to be within the organization to understand it.

Heloise

Ex-CIA agent

Anonymous 1 year ago

Internal Document SECRET

WTF (WikiLeaks Task Force) Agenda

The WTF is given the task to oversee all of the WTF (What The Fuck) comments posted as a result of the leaks. So we will all have to WTF(Wait Till Fall) for the WTF (What The Fuck) comment summary report. Many WTF (Wish This Foolishness) of wasting tax payers money on long term studies of WTF (What The Fuck) comments to end. The WTF (WikiLeaks Task Force) were given the powers to execute the collection of these WTF (What The Fuck)comments.

You see Zen, "WTF" is an encoding designed by the CIA to confuse people when they try to read any WTF generated documents. It has nothing to do with humor or not knowing what they are doing.

As usual Zen Master; put head in ass and meditate.

Anonymous 1 year ago

That's because the King uses his own shampoo. He prefers uncontaminated toiletries.

    headon  1 year ago

Indeed. The King prefers Herbal Essences for Men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghG4VbUWU3Q

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Anonymous 1 year ago

He saves the Farnam for guests to use.

If you've ever seen some of the clientele that frequents the ROYAL House Of Blues, you'd understand why.

Anonymous 1 year ago

Headon uses Brylcreem and La Pebras to style his bush.

Anonymous 1 year ago

In the spirit of the original rage and out of respect for the ZEN Master, WTF does shampoo have to do with WikiLeaks and the CIA?

    headon  1 year ago

If you read Zen Master's comment, you will know that he has to wash his hair from putting his head in Anon's ass.

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Anonymous 1 year ago

I would hardly call Head's 41 out of 50 strands of pre pubescent peach fuzz a "bush".

    headon  1 year ago

headon does not have hair.

preferon has plenty.

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Anonymous 1 year ago

We're not talking about Preferon now are we, Head?

No, we are not.

Please pay attention.

I'm trying to be gentle, Head; please don't force me to have to speak of this again with you.

Please and thank you, Head.

: )

The_ZEN_Master 1 year ago

Thank you, Acolyte, for that detailed response to the Ponderance of WTF: you have great potential for a future of windbaggery.

I was unfortuantely unable to comply to your request to put head in ass and meditate due to WTF, of all things, as in Was Tight Fit.

The irony was not lost on me, and will not be lost on you if you will continue to

FOCUS!!!

~The Hair now smells funny and needs to shower Zen Master

    headon  1 year ago

I left a bottle of Farnam shampoo in the first-floor bathroom at the House of Blues. Hasn't been opened yet.

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Anonymous 7 months ago

the CIA has a sense of humor, but once you find out, your dead.

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