If they ever have a prize for Most Noisy Motherfuckers On The Planet, the motherfuckers next door would win - HANDS DOWN - NO CONTEST!!!
I know people have to live their lives, and I don't give a shit if they or their kids make a normal amount of noise. Live and let live is what I say. But these motherfuckers make noise - a shitload of noise - every fucking night of the week.
The guy gets home from work around 4:00 PM. But he does not cut his fucking grass until fucking 9:00 PM!!! And then, at 10:00 PM, he takes a short break to warm up his weed wacker, which he runs for another 45 fucking minutes. WHILE I AM TRYING TO WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE!!! WHICH I PAID FOR ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!
He also starts working on home improvement projects around 9:00 PM every other fucking night. Then he works until 2:00 AM, just running the sander or electric paint sprayer - SO HE WON'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE!!!
I hate to call the cops on the guy because he has kids. So I went over around midnight last night to ask if he could maybe start his projects a little bit earlier, like around 5:00 PM, so he could finish before the legal noise cut-off time of 10:00 PM for weeknights and 11:00 PM for Friday and Saturday nights. The cocksucker just says "Sorry, but I have to finish this work." And he went right back to work. Well, I'm sorry too motherfucker!
Now, if the bastard makes any more noise after the cut-off, I'm going to the development management and if they won't make him see reason or be more considerate, I'm calling the fucking cops!!!
Maybe the cops can teach him how to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MAKING ENOUGH NOISE TO WAKE THE DEAD!!!!!