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Anonymous raged 1 year ago ——

asshole has a sign on his grass "keep off".  One day my mother in law walked my dog by his house and it caused his 4 dogs to bark.  he motherfucking came over to my house and knocked on the door and asked her to not walk my dog past his house anymore.  He is a mailman too in my town.  Bitch get real. 
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  •     FUBAR  1 year ago
    Yeah I know the kind of fuckhead of which you speak. There was some old fuckhead living in front of the gym I trained at that called the police on people that parked in front of his house. The fucking police being the cocksuckers they are instead of telling this fuck to get a life would come out and chalk tires and write parking tickets if people parked longer than two hours.

    Most people would be dumbfounded as to why a whiskey bottle came sailing through their front window at 3:30 AM. Not this guy he knew why and the parking ticket problem mysteriously ended shortly after his window was repaired.

    Had similar situation with some old fuck living next door to my young niece a nephew shouting at them for running on the grass of his unfenced yard. He received a brick which unfortunately for him went through his window and continued through the back door inside.

    Some motherfuckers only understand asshole.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    This guy must be a real favorite in the neighborhood.

    You might try making small crop circles in his lawn late at night (provided he actually sleeps and does not have some kind of lawn permiter alarm or motion sensor lights to give you away).

    Just put on some camoflage pants, a black sweatshirt, and a black ski mask. Then tip-toe onto his lawn and make the crop circles.

    You can use a length of 2x4 and just rotate it around on the lawn until a circle shape forms and stays flat in the grass. Or use a spray bottle of vinegar and a template made from a cheap plastic shower curtain with circle shapes cut out of it.

    Then, make sure you are awake and have your phone cam handy at the window to record his reaction the next day.

    About five weeks later, after he stops spending his nights in a lawn chair so he can protect his lawn, get some of that landscapers spray paint, and use it to mark the outline of a body on his lawn. Tramp the grass down and leave plenty of yellow police type tape all over the lawn.

    This gets people like him every time.

    Finally, as a truly diabolical touch, send a nicely perfumed card to his house (no return address of course). The card should say "I love your lawn. I'd love to have you mow my lawn sometime. Call me." Sign the card with the name Marie. Then put a lipstick kiss print over the signature on the card and write the phone number for any old age home in the area. Can you only imagine him calling. There is always at least one old lady named Marie at any old age home. Can you just picture Marie calling the cops and giving his number from the home's caller ID? Perfect.

    Hope these ideas make you feel better, even if you're too chicken shit to carry them out.

    And speaking of shit, maybe you could just drop your drawers and shit on his lawn. Right in front of him. Tell him you noticed some yellowing or browning off on that spot, and you were trying to help him out. If he sends the police to your house, just tell them the guy is a crazy postal worker, and that you had a colostomy five years ago and haven't taken a shit outside your bag since then.

    KPissed - Who knows what it's like to have a bastard like this lawn man around

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