This neighbor across the street had a fucking duck in her front yard which was concealed by bushes.  Her daughter told my kids that it was there, they went over to see it and that was it.  The next week the eggs are all over the yards.  I fucking knew that duck would be so stupid and dumb to park her fucking cunt duck ass right in a residential neighborhood and fuck her man drake and pop out eggs in your yard.  Im sorry that you live right next to the field where coyotes live... but no my kids did not fuck with that duck.  I have my eagle eye on them and are not allowed to go outside unless i say it is ok and i am watching them.  I cant believe that you thought right away that MY KIDS did that.  You psycho bitch!!!