Dear John,

   You are a son of a bitch.  Seriously.  And yet, somehow you have managed to make her look like Mother Teresa.  You are a selfish, self righteous, petty, chidlish, vindictive, little insect of a man.  Please, for the love of all that doesn't want to bash in your skull, check yourself.  Step it up and strive to be an average husband, a decent father, and an acceptable human being.  P.s.  Fuck you.

Signed,

Your better looking and more loving wife

*submissive smile*