Anonymous raged 1 year ago ——

I know this is going to sound horrible but better I get it out here than say something so hurtful to him...right?


 


I wish I could say I love him anyway, but I have never really loved anyone. I feel less-than-hate for people and that's about the extent of my emotional capacity, unfortunately. Anyway...


 


He can't do anything. I ask him to make a phone call while I do a million other things in preparation to going out, and he spends the next hour killing time and dawdling until I get fed up, we're late, and I have to do it myself. Or he completely ignores me until it's too late (ie place is closed). He can't fucking do ANYTHING useful. He can't ask for help in a store. He can't ask the waiter to come over because we need refills. He can't do anything.


 


Furthermore, you'd think he might be useful being a computer geek. But no, he's even a complete retard there! What the fuck! He spends his LIFE with the computers and boasts about being so knowledgable, but I'll ask a simple question (which I end up getting the answer to with 10 minutes of googling) and he's fucking clueless. He texts me every five minutes even if I don't reply. He's useless!


 


He constantly makes promises or offers things that NEVER fucking happen. ie, we were supposed to go on a trip several months ago. I left my job early (was quitting anyway) so that I'd have the time to. Guess what? Never happened. This applies also to going out (plans out a date, tells me about it, never takes me), things I don't buy for myself because he says he'll grab it for me (never has). Oh, on top of all this...we've been dating for a year and his family still doesn't know. Because he's a wimpy little faggot and is scared he'll be teased for having a girlfriend. He's 25.


 


I hate to say it but I think I fucking hate him. I feel horribly evil for even writing this, and unfortunately I could go on and on, but I had to get it out lest it escape in his presence. What the fuck do I do now? He's so pathetic, I don't want to go through the inevitable four weeks of constant harassment and crying (did I mention that? He cries over everything.) that is guaranteed with a break up. I wish he would just go the fuck away. I've tried to make him break up with me, but he's too pathetic to ever stick up for himself.


 


How was such a useless human created? His family has always been sheltered and rich, but now the fuck did his siblings turn out normal and self sufficient? Fucking idiot can't deal with anything without his mommy, either. I've had texts from him about how he just sat with her crying. What the fuck, grow a fucking dick you dipshit loser.


 


Disclaimer: I'm in a rage. I'm not usually quite this awful, though I admit I'm probably not human,


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Tags: idiot, boyfriend, useless, pussy, All, 
  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Sounds like you'll have to be the man in this situation and break up with him.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I love you

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Can I be your boyfriend?

    22/m/usa

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    OOOOOH, OKAY!

    24/m/uae

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    The OP doesn't need any more "Boy" friends.

    Time for a man friend.

    So, baby, what're you into?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Leather, whips, handcuffs, lace, topping, bottoming, you name it big boy ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I love you already.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Oh I forgot, also love dungeons, ageplay, good and bad pain, black sheet parties, orgasm denial, CBT, collaring, edgeplay, fireplay, anal torture, master/slave play, OTK, wax play.

    Anything tickle your fancy yet big boy?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    So far you sound like my dream girl. Where have you been all my life?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    ^

    PS: I'd let you do anything to me you want.

    Just be prepared to return the favor.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Okay, your wish is my command master ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    We'll start with hot dripping wax on our bodies followed by mutual anal masturbation with complete orgasm denial.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Followed by a little whipping master? Perhaps you would care for a lengthy session of CBT after that?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    If you are in control then you've no need to ask; just do as you please.

    I want it all.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Master I wish you to be in control first. However, if you prefer, I will suggest things you may enjoy ....

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Speak.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    For example Master ... I have a feeling you may enjoy this: I adore the sound of leather and wood on bare flesh and the heat and glow it leaves. It doesn't have to always be severe, in fact a sweet slow build up is usually best. Then perhaps a soft touch as I drag my nails, a feather or rabbit fur over the tender skin and then warm it some more.

    I am very highly skilled with a signal whip and a cane as well and these are two of my all time favorite ways to explore sensation!

    Would you like to try this?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Get a room, losers. I hear Red Roof Inn has vacancies.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Like to try it?

    My clothes accidentally fell off just reading the description.

    What do you think????

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Perhaps this?

    Leather cuffs are fun, but there is nothing like the feel of rope sliding through my hands, as I lovingly lay it on delicate flesh. Carefully crisscrossing each coil, weaving it in and out of itself, and wrapping it in layers to make an intricate, unique and artistic design that accentuates the body it surrounds and adorns.

    Perhaps, once I have trapped you with in my ropes I will choose to lift you from the ground and suspend you in mid air, swinging back and forth helplessly in the breeze.

    Whatever hangs down unrestrained by the ropes could be pleasantly aroused by my lips. Yes/No?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Oh do join in Red Roof whiner ...perhaps this for you?

    I adore playing with wax. I use several different types of candles to achieve my desired effects. The small white candles that drip slowly across your flesh burn just hot enough to make you wince as each drop finds it's mark.

    I also enjoy pouring soft, oily, sweetly scented wax directly from my hand over your body, letting it flow warmly over your skin, anointing you in pleasure. It is truly a delicious feeling ....

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Are you there Master? ... I await your commands ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I cannot bear to wait any longer master ... I need to hear you scream with pain ... please reply soon ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    OMG.......can I please join in? You guys are speaking my language.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Mmm... you can get some CBT if you like ... so many delightfully wicked things to do. All I can say is... Slurrrpp!! Your male anatomy lends itself to so many devious forms of torture. Weights, ropes, clothes pins, wax, needles, electro torture, just to name a few. What's your favorite?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    A Ménage à trois with the Red Roof Inn proclaimer, eh?

    I am excited by the way you think.

    I have shaved my pubic hair and woven in into a rope you may use to bind me and force me to watch in jealous rage and helplessness as Mr. Red Roof violates you first.

    Yes, the pain must be total to be exquisite...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Excuse me sex addicts, but HOW is any of this helpful to the OP and her dilemna?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    You goofy mother fuckers! The first mention of whips and chains and you douche bags start jerkin the Gerkin.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Ain't nobody jerkin nothing Mother Fucker.

    Yet...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Yes!!! Definitely total pain. I can do this with a little "add on" shall we call it? If you like that of course master.

    There are tons of delicate little nerve endings in the sphincter muscles that can be deliciously sensitive to the right sort of touch ...your prostrate gland especially can be stimulated by pressure there and although I may not have first hand knowledge of how that feels exactly, I can assure you I have seen some amazing results of that stimulation.

    I can give you some extreme pain via this route Master, then I can alternate that with some exquisite pleasure.

    Is this something you would want master? Or should I just stick to whipping your ass?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    You are the one now topping from below.

    The master is now the slave.

    Ask no more; do as you will.

    I await your savage touch of velvet.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Oh I see others wish to join in ... welcome gherkin jerkers ... let me help you! Perhaps a little toe sucking to start off with?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I think you need to be spanked - hard - for interrupting. Corporal punishment is definitely a favourite of mine .....

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Enjoyed whipping the interrupter ...those ass cheeks are glowing ...

    My savage touch of velvet .... mmm.... time for the nipples to have a turn ... those nipples need my special touch .. they need to be pinched, bitten, sucked, clamped and teased ... how does that feel?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    The urge to release is becoming unbearable.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Please! Yes! That is exquisitely painful mIStress.please carry on, i like it when you're in charge. Yess! and that BJ at the same time! yesssss!

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    WTF? This is Just rage you dimwits. Take your hormones and BDSM junk somewhere else. Try skype maybe. Freaks.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    "Try skype maybe. Freaks."

    How forceful you are. You can hurt me if you want...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    You were not invited. How dare you interrupt. You will be punished. Give me your gherkin for a good slapping.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    ... the rest of you will be suspended by ropes ... time for another round of ass whipping ... this time you will cry ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    ...there will be no exquisite release for any of you until your ass cheeks are raw...then I will consider giving each of you a release you will never forget ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    ... you may request release when you are in great pain .... I'm whipping ... and waiting for your responses ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Please, please release is iminent, please help me...may I release now?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    You are huge, your ass is raw, let me help you, feels good doesn't it? You may release whenever you wish ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    The OP had a serious relationship problem, now she's reading this stuff and probablly committing sucide as we speak. For christs sake.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I KNOW!!!!

    It's awesome, Right?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I think the OP will recognize that Trolls are very busy.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I personally think the OP will be grateful for her boyfriend after seeing the alternatives above.

    Fucking weirdos.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Fucking trolls, not weirdos.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    You saying trolls aint weird?

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  •     headon  1 year ago
    That's what happens when you don't let him fuck you up the ass.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    OP here...reading the responses to this is hilarious. Though the initial "i love you" one was creepy, knowing the way HE is...

    All the above posts claiming to be me aren't. Not that I'm opposed to bondage...

    And Headon, he is such a baby that he can't even hold me down properly during certain type of scenes, never mind suggesting something so much "not the reg". Thanks for the intelligent response though :P

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Also, for the one who suggested I'd be distraught to the point of suicide, you don't seem to be a very good judge of character. I don't feel things that aren't physical. You'd be hard pressed to cause me that much upset. On the contrary I find this immensely entertaining and find I'm in a MUCH better mood. I'm so glad people can be amusing sometimes.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Yeah, we're all in a better mood, You Light Up our Life and shit, Whatever Queer

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  •     headon  1 year ago
    Update: That's what happens when you don't fuck him up the ass with a dildo. Particularity the big black dildo from the clearance section on drugstore.com.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    LOL I think that's more accurate.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    The rest of you may release now ... it's clear that things have reached bursting point ... all gherkins ... pay attention ... you may all release simultaneously ... here's a last whack to make it even more enjoyable for all of you ...

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Headon seems to be battling ... what's the problem gherkin sovereign?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Typical female- complete lack of feelings- Have you had one too many spoonfulls of crack, honey?

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Can the bdsm people please come back again?Yesterday was totallly cool!

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    The BDSM people are probably recovering for a day or two given their unspeakable levels of total depravity.

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  •     headon  1 year ago
    Can I place an order for a BDSM collar?

    How much is S&H?

    Details, please.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    The BDSM people are either in jail or are busy mopping crack cream on there tore up assholes. Fucking douche bags.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I've seen worse, much much worse really sick stuff. Yesterday was nothing. It was probably just trolls anyway.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    You have no idea what goes on when the chat goes private.

    Love,

    BDSM Troll

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Headon wants a BDSM collar for his plastic tube? Lol. Personally I think he'd be better off with a large ball gag.

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    •     headon  1 year ago
      I would like to bet that I'd be better off with both with you personally delivering them.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    We're back! The BDSM group is once more rested and ready, willing and able to do your bidding. Let us know your wildest fantasies and we will do our best to fulfill them. Pain is optional. Headon, you are invited, bring your robospanker and some spare paddles.

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    •     headon  1 year ago
      My wildest fantasies are:

      Can I place an order for a BDSM collar?

      How much is S&H?

      Details, please.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    No, you can't order a BDSM collar, we are not a shop.

    You can however, ask us to do a S&H.

    LOL.

    Who would ever have thought that Headon was into Starsky and Hutch role playing.

    Don't forget your robo big boy.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Can I join? I'm into bondage and being whipped. I'd also like to try that guy Headon's robospanker. I used one of those once and got the most painful spanking ever but man, was I hot after that. Came like a train.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I WILL SHIP AND HANDLE YOU SOME STARSKY AND HUTCH ROLE PLAYING. ECMF.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I'd like to see two of you queers go at it with a pair of brass knuckles and a lead sap.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    And they'd like to see you with a ball gag in your asshole.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I'd like to see that too. What's with all the gay bashing on this site anyway?

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  •     DoItFucker  1 year ago
    Dump him. You sound like you hate his fucking guts.

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  •     Anonymous  11 months ago
    Get a clue, annonymous is sex talking to himself because he thinks it's funny....well actually it really IS funny.

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  •     rageisapancakewithnosyrup  10 months ago
    you're a stupid, selfish, heartless bitch who needs to die

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  •     Anonymous  7 months ago
    i didn't read it after the first few lines but are you looking for some dick or what?

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  •     Anonymous  5 months ago
    My boyfriend is useless, too. We're out of soap and yesterday I asked him to buy some on the way home. He agreed, then forgot. Then I asked him to buy some on the way back from the gym. He forgot. It's now the next morning and I have to take a shower and I need to run down and buy some soap because of my pothead useless boyfriend. He also offered to do the dishes yesterday, but since he was too busy getting stoned and playing video games, he didn't. So I had to do that this morning as well. He also never fucks me. He promised to last night. Sat around being useless. He promised to this morning. Instead he's sleeping until 2pm, most likely because he was up late last night playing video games. Fuck it, I'm cheating on him. He deserves it.

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  •     sonjai  4 months ago
    Is this the lovers leap or the fat ass gay bitch forum?

    Which is it?

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  •     Anonymous  6 days ago
    I basically feel the exact same way and everything you have said is pretty much my identical relationship. A man is only as good as his word, if the words no good, the man is no good. I just cant take it any more im so sick of the false promises. He is lazy and unmotivated.

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