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Free Turkey Warning

Anonymous — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 06:10:53 CDT

This is a Free Turkey Warning.

In my town there is a big gocery store chain where I shop most of the time. I got one of there customer shopper cards that they scan at the checkout and they give you discounts. This is not the problem cause this works fine and I get discounts and special sale prices you don't get without the card.

The problem is this. Every year the store gives you a free Thanksgiving turkey if you spend $300.00 or more durning the six weeks before Thanksgiving. This is fine too as I usuly shop there anyway and spend about 100 a week anyway. Each time the scan my shopper card they add what I spend to the total and when it comes to $300 or more I can get the free turnky.

But last ye3ar this is what happend.

I got on line and had my supposed to be free turkey in my cart. This lady asks me if she can get in front of me as she only has a few items. I say ok. She gets in front of me and then asks me if she can just let the checkout girl scan my shopper card since she left hers in her car. Again I sad oK. The checkout girl scans my card and the lady did her purchases - one of which items was a turkey. It never ocured to me that she was getting the turky free with my card on which I had earned the shittin 300 plus dollars!

After the bitch left and thanks me very much for letting her scan my shopper card, they start to scan my card and ring up my stuff. Wehn I see the total of the order, I asked the checkout girl why it was so much more and to please check some of the priced to see if the sales went on. The first item scanned was my suposed to be free turkey it rang up reguar price because the bitch who used my card got her turkey free! Mother fucking bitch!

The manager had to come over and I got my turkey free anyway, but if you have this kind of free turkey thing near your home - Do Not Let Anyone Scan Your Card - even if they ask nicely.

Happy 2011 to all, amen

Emo Nigger 4 God — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 04:42:43 CST

Now may the Lord of peace himself give you peace at all times and in every way. The Lord be with all of you. 2 Thessalonians 3:16, amen.

To all who see this, may 2011 bring you happiness, success, abundance , and may your hearts be filled with the peace, love and joy that comes from the hand of God himself, amen.
Happy New Year to all; please be safe if you are travelling, and may God bless you all now and forever.

Love,
Emo Nigger 4 God

i hate my mom and brother

ihatethis — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:10:44 CST

after 3 years of my mom telling me a laptop is 2 much money for christmas, she buys my 8 year old brother a $300 one and a wireless printer. All i ask for is the new ipodtouch but no-i dont get that. i hate you! your such a fucking damn asshole bitch. and when u want yur boyfriend to sleep over, god fucking do it another damn night. me and my bro both hate him!!

Christmas Greetings from Emo

Emo Nigger 4 God — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:43:22 CST

For a child is born to us, a son is given to us. The government will rest on his shoulders. And he will be called: Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
Isaih 9:6, amen

To all those who will see this, may I wish to you a very Merry Christmas, amen.

For those who do not celebrate this Holiday, may the Lord bless you and keep you as you go about your daily business, praise be unto his multi tasking name, amen.

May you be safe, warm and happy as we celebrate this time with family and friends, and for those who are no longer with us, may their memories bless our hearts and bring us happiness, amen.

Emo Nigger 4 God

Black Friday

KPissed — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 07:54:10 CST

After thinking that I had seen the ultimate in time wasting, ridiculous penny-wise/pound stupid, bullshit (courtesy of our Government), I have to admit I was wrong.

Today I saw a "news" article on the internet about people who have camped out on a line forming outside Best Buy so they would be in line to get into the store ahead of everyone else on Black Friday - a full eight fucking days from today!!!

Assuming the people waiting on this camp out line have the money to buy the shit the store is hawking on Black Friday at the "lowest prices of the season", they must work at some kind of job. Accepting the premise that these store campers are gainfully employed, three questions come to my mind as follows:

1. No matter how great the savings on the sale prices, is it equal to an entire week's pay or the loss of entire weeks vacation time?

2. If they are using sick time to do their "camp out", are they not worried that someone from their job won't see them and report them, thereby rendering them unemployed and, hence unable to pay for all the shit they plan to buy?

3. What are the odds that these civilized people, who so strongly believe in the principal of waiting on line patiently that they are willing to sacrifice eight days of life and income, will be able to out-push, out-shove, out-jump and out-fight all the welfare recipients who will charge through the store doors within a second of the store opening, like a herd of stampeding cattle?

This entire "Holiday" sale shit has reached a level of time wasting stupidity that more than qualifies every one who participates in this type of spectacle for a job in the government. At least they will be sure to get Black Friday off from work for next year's "sale".

KPissed - Who is planning to camp out next to the 42" with as many great Thanksgiving left overs as I can fit on a tv tray while waiting for the news to broadcast the number casualties racked up at the "door buster sales".

I can't stand the holidays!

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 09:15:00 CST

I can't stand the effing holidays!! I'm so sick of them! They used to be fun and "magical", but now it's just miserable and torture. Both my parents are trying to guilt me into going to their place for the holidays and I really want to tell them to leave me the fuck alone and if they wanted me to be with them for the holidays then they shouldn't have ruined the holidays and gotten a fucking divorce, but I can't because that would be too damn rude. So instead I'm constantly going back and forth in my head about where to go since neither of them will leave me alone. It's not fair! This used to be the best time of the year and it still could be if my parents would just leave me the fuck alone!
Am I really supposed to pay about $100 to spend another Thanksgiving with my dad and that bitch or am I supposed to pay practically $200, even though I don't have a job and everyone makes me feel guilty about that, to go see my mother because she moved so fucking far away??? Which one am I supposed to do?!?! Why the hell do you guys think I'm going to college so far away from you guys, huh?!?! You think I want to live over 300 miles from home and only see my best friends during the summer??!! Normally I can tolerate everything, but it always get so fucken hard during the holidays and I just can't take it anymore!
I don't want to hurt their feelings, but I just don't know how much longer I'm supposed to take all of this crap. ='(

Halloween Hell

Anonymous — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 03:31:29 CDT

Last halloween my parents insisted i dress up and go trick or treating i said no im 16 17 now and thats for little kids long story short im a miserible bitch who ruiened halloween YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

my mom is a FRIGEN IDIOT

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 20:14:38 CDT

YEAH you geuss a holiday is the best day but it's not.... well to me it isn't. My mom allows my sister to go frigen hang out with her friends on thanksgiving! the I ask her "MOM i need to go 2 my friends house for a frigen project my stupid teacher assigned she frien gave us 20 assignments in a month like what the fuck is wrong with her. any way my mom said noooooooooo.......... i gave her attitude and now she says i missing frigen the thanks giving turkey. And my cousins are coming and they live new york, i use 2 live there but my frigen mother told my dad 2 move 2 Stupid canada And im 16 im so pised of i swear im going to jump in to my cousins van and put my suitcases in the turnk and leave with them oh there here better start packing and I never want 2 see my fuckin mother again but im going 2 live my boi instead

DO YOU HATE WOMEN

Anonymous — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:53:09 CDT

THEN FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS AND GET MORE RESPECT FOR WOMEN

TIPICAL CUNTS

RAMADON???

Anonymous — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:25:40 CDT

The city i live in is infested with arab ninja moslem faggots D: GAH SOMEONE HELP ME! I need to get away

Fireworks Jerks

Anonymous — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:46:27 CDT

I love the July 4th fireworks displays. Also, all the summer fireworks that some towns have. And I don't mind my kids lighting a few sparklers in the yard - after I water the grass and not when its dry as dust after a dry spell.

So what's not to like about fireworks? Fireworks jerks!

These assholes are usually teens or other stupid assholes who don't understand that there are some things you should never do with fireworks as follows

DON'T SET THEM OFF IN A DRY AREA AFTER TEN FUCKING DAYS WITH NO RAIN AND TEMPS OVER 90 DEGREES!!!

DON'T SET THEM OFF AFTER 1:00 AM!!!

DON'T SET THEM OFF IN PARKING LOTS AND OTHER PLACES WITH A LOT OF GASOLINE FILLED VEHICLES - ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS FUCKING HOT OUT!!!

DON'T AIM ANYFUCKING M80'S ASHCANS OR OTHER EXPLODING SHIT AT ANYONE - EVER - PERIOD!!!!!

Now all you dumb fuckers listen up! The next time you do this shit, I am calling the cops!

And remember what Smoky the Bear said "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"

FOURTH OF JULY HELL

Anonymous — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:51:29 CDT

So this girl I barely know starts coming in the bar I own again and it so happened my brother in law was visiting for the week. I am not one to discourage any love connection so I didnt tell him I barely knew her.

What a fucking mistake! He got drunk and so did she and he invited her on our 4 wheeling trip. What was I supposed to say in front of her?

We went to leave the next day, and he was like lets go pick her up. I said where does she live? He didnt remember so on we went. It was shitty both days so the trip was kinda fucked for 4 wheeling.

Well we got back and she was fucken pissed! She acted hurt at first then I told her he lost her # then she got shitty with me and level jumper psycho woman came out. She was fucking crying and laughing and emoting everywhere. Im a fucking girl and I havent had a breakdown like that since Snoopy couldnt get home. What FUCK where do these looney bitches come from??

Blessing to all

Emo Nigger 4 God — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:37:10 CDT

To all who may see this, may the Lord shower you with his love and may peace and prosperity be upon you all, amen.

May you're July 4th be safe and happy, amen, and may we all take just a moment to quietly reflect on the goodness the Lord has shown our nation, and even in our our Country's trials and tribilations may we never lose sight of the hand of God who guides us, amen.

Blessings and peace to all on JR.

Much love,

Emo *censored* 4 God

4th of july fireworks sold out and BANNED

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:16:54 CDT

What the fuck mann, shit i was so hyped up ready to go buy fireworks and when i go theres not one single thing. shit this sucks fuckin ass, fuckin thats what i live for shit now what the fuck am i supposed to do shit, fuck the governer, police and firefighter shitheads, yeah its fuckin dangerous but thats what makes it so fuckin fun. Dumb shit now fuckin all the people on this island are gonna hate you fuckas even more than before. Never thought about that huh you dumb bitchesss!!!!!

DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS 4TH OF JULY

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:19:41 CDT

you might hit a bump and spill your drink

Boom on the 4th of july

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 00:39:08 CDT

i get a kick out of seeing all those fingers getting blown off from fireworks , it's funny, that's why i enjoy the news on july 5th BOOM !

This is a true HOLIDAY HELL!

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 19:42:01 CDT

It's christmas morning, me and my cousin(him and my aunt live with me and my family cuz they lost their house) go to the living room my aunt is still sleeping in her bed. So we all start without her because she refuses to get up to see her own son open his gifts. All of a sudden later hat day a fight breaks out...with fists. Just to let you know this is when me and him was 13 I try to break up the fight my cousin crying in the background then bam I'm getting choked out by my own grandma. I pushed her against the wall got out and just let them go. Turns out my aunt wasent a good mother and person (finally someone says it) and my grandma defended my aunt than my mom. My aunt has been doing drugs leaving her son to her old boyfriends house alot to go party. It got to the point my grandma was on my moms side and my aunt threw a knife at my grandma she misses and hits the wall, it barley got her neck. Then she went to jail we bailed her out, we dont know where she is now but now my grandma is now a legal guardian over my cousin. This is my aunts 4th child, now the 4th time she lost another child. The other 3 are with there nice happy father and step mothers. Now that's what I call a christmas 2 13 year old boys watching a full blown fight with blood and there own moms killing each other happy birthday jesus!

People Pleaser

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:55:36 CDT

Why is it that we can't say Merry Christmas or Happy Easter? Now it has to be Happy holidays or Happy Bunny Day, just because some fuckin foreigners came over and got offended by our own culture. Im not saying all of you do it, but the people who do get offended piss me off. We never go to your country and say "oh! you guys are celebrating Laylat al-Qadr? Well that's too holy fand it offends me so i want you to call it Muslim day"

my brothers birth day!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:00:35 CDT

MY LITTLES BROTHERS TURNS 6 IN AGUST AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE ANNOYS ME AND TOOK MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! I DIDNT GET TO DO ANYTHING HE GGETS MY IN TROBLE AND HE WINES LIKE AN BITCHY CAT THAT GOT RAN OVER AND WONT EVER DIE I DONT KNOW WHAT I WILL DO BUT I AM GOING TO FIND OUT SOON!!!!!!!

Easter Bullshit

KPissed — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:22:16 CDT

Every year it fucking amazes me how many people get sucked up in all the Easter bullshit. Every store is literally overflowing with cards, candy, lawn ornaments, potted plants in pastel tin foil, huge blowup lighted bunny globes, and Easter clothes, particulary hats that will be worn once and cost a mint. Worst but not least, live bunny rabbits and baby chicks they sell - most of which end up coming to untimely if not gruesome ends, shortly after Easter. Which brings to mind the main point of my rage, the asshole who moved in next door about a year ago. This shit for brains has three small children, all under the age of six. They are a nice enough family, except for this Easter baby animal shit. The "Daddy" decided to buy a dozen baby chicks and three adorable little bunny rabbits last year for his kids for Easter. Within one day, half the chicks were dead. One was deliverd to my doorstep by my neighbor's cat - he knows our cat is in heat and wanted to leave an impressive offering in hopes of getting all the way to home plate with her. Later in the week, one was road pizza, and two more were lying dead on my front path. The others must have escaped into the wild (if you can call a suburban area "the wild". About a month later, two of the bunnies turned up as floaters in my pool when I took the cover off to get it ready for swimming season. Bunny number one was the lucky one. He (or shie) bought the farm on Easter morning when the neighbor's oldest boy accidentally ran him over with his new Easter present tricylce. So what is the point of my rage? This is it.... ATTENTION ALL PARENTS....... Buy your kids Easter candy. Buy your kids Easter toys. Buy your kids Easter eggs, clothing, stuffed bunnys and chicks, and whateverthefuck else. But don't, I repeat DON'T BUY LIVE ANIMALS FOR YOUR KIDS FOR EASTER. Why the fuck anyone thinks its a good idea to subject live animals to mistreatment, not to mention traumatizing the kiddies with the dead and/or maimed little creatures is beyond me. Animals are alive and feel pain when run over, drowned, prodded, poked and generally mauled by children and/or other animals. In addition, I don't like finding dead animals in my yard, on my porch or in my fucking pool. So here is another little piece of advice. If you feel so strongly about celebrating Easter, how about going to church?