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Anonymous raged 8 months ago —— This is a Free Turkey Warning.

In my town there is a big gocery store chain where I shop most of the time. I got one of there customer shopper cards that they scan at the checkout and they give you discounts. This is not the problem cause this works fine and I get discounts and special sale prices you don't get without the card.

The problem is this. Every year the store gives you a free Thanksgiving turkey if you spend $300.00 or more durning the six weeks before Thanksgiving. This is fine too as I usuly shop there anyway and spend about 100 a week anyway. Each time the scan my shopper card they add what I spend to the total and when it comes to $300 or more I can get the free turnky.

But last ye3ar this is what happend.

I got on line and had my supposed to be free turkey in my cart. This lady asks me if she can get in front of me as she only has a few items. I say ok. She gets in front of me and then asks me if she can just let the checkout girl scan my shopper card since she left hers in her car. Again I sad oK. The checkout girl scans my card and the lady did her purchases - one of which items was a turkey. It never ocured to me that she was getting the turky free with my card on which I had earned the shittin 300 plus dollars!

After the bitch left and thanks me very much for letting her scan my shopper card, they start to scan my card and ring up my stuff. Wehn I see the total of the order, I asked the checkout girl why it was so much more and to please check some of the priced to see if the sales went on. The first item scanned was my suposed to be free turkey it rang up reguar price because the bitch who used my card got her turkey free! Mother fucking bitch!

The manager had to come over and I got my turkey free anyway, but if you have this kind of free turkey thing near your home - Do Not Let Anyone Scan Your Card - even if they ask nicely.
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  •     headon  8 months ago
    At least they aren't taking that turkey and shoving it down your throat until it comes out of the other end.

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  •     Arenaria  8 months ago
    i would have ran after her in the parking lot and pounded her sneaky ass into dust!!

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  •     Anonymous  8 months ago
    I agree with both of you. But that old fucking bitch would have been hanging out of the back of her fucking car window with that frozen turkey stuffed up her old crumpled up ass and with two of her own drumsticks broken. I have no fucking remorse over anyone getting their fucking legs broke no matter their fucking age or handicap when they try to fuck someone over.

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  •     Anonymous  8 months ago
    Recipe for Deep Ass Roasted Thanksgiving Turkey

    Ingredients -

    1 20 pound (or larger) frozen turkey, not defrosted 1 Tablespoon Bell's Poultry Seasoning 1 Tablespoon Gravy Master 1 Full bottle of Tabasco Sauce 5 1lb. Bags of dry stuffing croutons 2 16 oz. Cans College Inn Chicken Broth 1 Medium sized Washington Apple, unpeeled (Optional) 1 Enema Kit or Douchebag with enema attachment 1 Stupid turkey thieving bitch 4 Short length bungee cords 1 Shopping cart 10 Bags Kingsford Match-Lite charcoal brickettes 1 Quart sized container of lighter fluid, divied in half

    Preparation

    1. Pile charcoal brickettes neatly in a 24" x 36" pile 2. Sprinkle half the lighter fluid liberally over charcoal 3. Light charcoal and fan vigorously until glowing hot 4. In a medium sized bowl, combine Gravy Master, Bell's Poultry seasoning, and Tobasco sauce 5. Transfer mixture to enema container 6. Tie stupid bitch to shopping cart, face down in cart over handle, ass end up, using bungee cords 7. Insert enema kit or douchebag applicator up stupid bitches ass and empty contents into her asshole 8. Shove two bags of stuffing croutons up stupid bitches ass 9. Shove entrie frozen turkey up stupid bitches ass 10. Sprinkle remaining three bags of stuffing croutons over stupid bitch and douse with remaining lighter fluid 11. Roll shopping cart containing stupid bitch, turkey, etc., over glowing charcoal pile. 12. Optional apple may be wedged in stupid bitch's mouth for a less noisy cooking time, or left out as you prefer 13. Cooking is done when screaming stops

    Serves - Her right for turkey stealing Bon Apetite

    KPissed - Who loves a great meal. Nicely done.

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  •     TrueThat  8 months ago
    Though you should have ran her ass over in the parking lot, I think the turkey stealin' bitch was brilliant.

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  •     Anonymous  8 months ago
    Why don't you stuff that turkey with some pot? Then make a sauce for it with a fifth of Dewar's, a pint of Jack Daniels, and a few shots of Tequila. Just drink the sauce don't put it on the turkey. Everything will be fine man. Just fuckin fine.

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  •     Communist  7 months ago
    100$ a week? Someone is living high on the hog.

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  •     Anonymous  4 months ago
    $100 a week for food is NOT living high on the hog. When's the last time you paid for groceries? Oh right, your momma on food stamps so no one in your home actually "pays" for food through work. Unless you count her workin on her back with her legs in the air for every toothless crackhead junkie that has a nickel

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  •     Anonymous  3 months ago
    $100/wk being high or low depends on where you live. I've lived in places where we lived well on

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  •     KilliConCarne  1 month ago
    That turkey stealing cunt! Thank you for the warning. At least you still got your turkey for free.

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