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Anonymous raged 2 years ago ——


I love the July 4th fireworks displays.  Also, all the summer fireworks that some towns have.  And I don't mind my kids lighting a few sparklers in the yard - after I water the grass and not when its dry as dust after a dry spell.

 

So what's not to like about fireworks?   Fireworks jerks!

 

These assholes are usually teens or other stupid assholes who don't understand that there are some things you should never do with fireworks as follows

 

DON'T SET THEM OFF IN A DRY AREA AFTER TEN FUCKING DAYS WITH NO RAIN AND TEMPS OVER 90 DEGREES!!!

 

 

DON'T SET THEM OFF AFTER 1:00 AM!!!

 

 

DON'T SET THEM OFF IN PARKING LOTS AND OTHER PLACES WITH A LOT OF GASOLINE FILLED VEHICLES - ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS FUCKING HOT OUT!!!

 

 

DON'T AIM ANYFUCKING M80'S ASHCANS OR OTHER EXPLODING SHIT AT ANYONE - EVER - PERIOD!!!!!

 

Now all you dumb fuckers listen up!   The next time you do this shit, I am calling the cops!

 

And remember what Smoky the Bear said "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"


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  •     I Hate Fags  2 years ago
    let them learn the lesson the hard way.  when their house burns down, when their car burns down, when their friend burns down, they will learn.

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    •     Anonymous  2 years ago
      Words of wisdom.   And from a fag hater too!

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    •     Anonymous  2 years ago
      sure that would work ,  If the stuff that ignites/explodes were THEIR stuff, it's more often then not, OTHER peoples stuff that goes up in smoke.

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  •     Anonymous  2 years ago
    What one MUST DO with fireworks:Aim everything you've got at this asshole's house. Have enough people to light everything at the same time.Hold your fire until everyone has pissed on the asshole's front lawn. Ring the fucking dick's doorbell and let the show begin.Sit back and enjoy the rest of the evening. Happy fourth of july, asshole!

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