KPissed raged 1 year ago —— After thinking that I had seen the ultimate in time wasting, ridiculous penny-wise/pound stupid, bullshit (courtesy of our Government), I have to admit I was wrong.

Today I saw a "news" article on the internet about people who have camped out on a line forming outside Best Buy so they would be in line to get into the store ahead of everyone else on Black Friday - a full eight fucking days from today!!!

Assuming the people waiting on this camp out line have the money to buy the shit the store is hawking on Black Friday at the "lowest prices of the season", they must work at some kind of job. Accepting the premise that these store campers are gainfully employed, three questions come to my mind as follows:

1. No matter how great the savings on the sale prices, is it equal to an entire week's pay or the loss of entire weeks vacation time?

2. If they are using sick time to do their "camp out", are they not worried that someone from their job won't see them and report them, thereby rendering them unemployed and, hence unable to pay for all the shit they plan to buy?

3. What are the odds that these civilized people, who so strongly believe in the principal of waiting on line patiently that they are willing to sacrifice eight days of life and income, will be able to out-push, out-shove, out-jump and out-fight all the welfare recipients who will charge through the store doors within a second of the store opening, like a herd of stampeding cattle?

This entire "Holiday" sale shit has reached a level of time wasting stupidity that more than qualifies every one who participates in this type of spectacle for a job in the government. At least they will be sure to get Black Friday off from work for next year's "sale".

KPissed - Who is planning to camp out next to the 42" with as many great Thanksgiving left overs as I can fit on a tv tray while waiting for the news to broadcast the number casualties racked up at the "door buster sales".
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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    So fucking true! How insane do you have to be to do that shit?! At four in the morning I'm either sleeping or laughing my ass off at the idiots who are making BF into a regular fucking holiday!!! Next thing you know it will be declared official so they can make a weekend of it. What a joke. Human stupidity knows no bounds!

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  •     headon  1 year ago
    preferon's Black Friday rage: http://www.justrage.com/Holiday_Hell/black-friday/

    Her sum up is the same as mine: "In a nutshell, Black Friday is nothing more than holiday shopping with shit smeared all over it. That said, I will be standing outside of the Wal-Mart in Compton selling PreferON for $1.99 a tube to the doorbusters. "

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  •     FUBAR  1 year ago
    Can you imagine how much better everyone elses shoping experience would be if someone drove by and peppered that parking lot full of fucking tards with a case of molotov cocktails. To go to one of those places just to watch all those fucking imbeciles scurrying around the fucking store like a rat on angeldust looking for the last fucking crumb of cheese is quite the entertainment.

    The fucking pieces of shit running the store always have between two to five of the fucking things that 400 fucking people are waiting for. I can not believe that the store staff has never been strung up in the parking lot and the place burned down during one of those wacked out fucking sales.

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  •     pyromaniac  1 year ago
    Because its fun looking at costumers get trampled from the cameras

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago


    •     FUBAR  1 year ago
      The post was not complaining about standing in line for hours you dumb fucking shit head. The last part was an observation about it happening and the fact that the stores are pieces of fucking shit for creating that situation. You know false fucking advertising fuck face. Just because the motherfuckers have five items does not mean it is not false advertising either asshole breath. The whole campaign is fucking deceitful and the motherfucking company should have a few stores burned down for it fuck stick. Read the whole fucking post next time you stupid motherfucker and do it more than once if it is to fucking difficult you slithering pile of horse shit.

      That shit only happens these days because people are over tolerant of stupid shit to the point of sheep like idiocy. A couple hundred years ago if some fuck in the market did that shit the people would have decapitated the motherfucker and burned all of his shit. There shit is no different than some cock sucker selling a car with a $1,000 sound system and you go to check it out to find that every fucking component is fucking toasted. People should have their fucking heads caved in for that fucking shit so fuck you, you shit eating donkey raping cross-eyed horse felching fucking transvestite.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Your response is indictative of a person that had fallen into the "bait and switch" trap. STFU and own up to your fucking stupitdity, mother fucker!@

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  •     THE VOICE  1 year ago
    Hey, man, the people that camp out for material goods are slaves of the establishment, dig?

    For them, man, NOW is when the doors unlock and they run to fill their lives with things, man, objects that only wind up owning them in the end, man.

    Are you seeing it, man?

    Come to the real NOW.

    NOW where I am, NOW where there are no doors and locks or time and no ego to be manipulated by the Puppetmaster who built the machine, man, but freedom of self and love for all.

    Dig?

    “These children that come at you with knives, they are your children.

    You taught them. I didn't teach them.

    I just tried to help them stand up."

    Charlie ~

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Peace to you and God bless your words of wisdom.

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  •     FUBAR  1 year ago
    You wanted a response did you not you fuck face shit breath cock-sucker? Own up to your being a stupid worthless piece of cock sucking dog shit asshole breath.

    Any half ass low life fuckhead piece of shit can post stupid shit and then bail by saying he was trolling so fuck yourself with your mothers fat lopsided bald fucking head. If you were baiting your response would have been much more calm and amused cock breath so go back to blowing your father in front of your inbred family.

    You anonymous fuckholes are a dime a motherfucking dozen and not even worth your weight in shit. Eat shit and die you subhuman cross dressing fucking queen.

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    •     I Hate Fags  1 year ago
      finally some anger! good to see someone using this site for what it is meant for and not just advertising their dick lube.

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  •     Alchy.scot.chick  1 year ago
    Fubar, you are the only account i know that can fit like 14 insults into the one single sentence.

    Pretty impressive.

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  •     FUBAR  1 year ago
    Thank you, it is an unappreciated art.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    No it's called a "run on" sentence, you stupid twits!

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    •     FUBAR  1 year ago
      It is still a sentence and thank you Proffessor.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    how to get on frontpage news:

    camp outside of a store A MONTH before Black Friday

    suck on that.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I'll give you a run-on sentence you can't refuse.

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  •     blackstump  1 year ago
    people with no lives i guess.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Account suspended

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