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SOME SHITFRIEND YOU ARE

Anonymous — Sun, 22 May 2011 12:06:46 CDT

After a 2 year friendship i find out that you're nothing but a using Bitch. Fuck You!!!
I was always nice to you and i let you feel right at home when you used to come over but you only used me for my niceness and cause it was convenient to you fucking fake as bitch all you fucking care about is your stupid fucking facebook friendslist, the more people you have the more you feel like a fucking popular retard. You're not a social person hah fuck that you're a fake fake ass person and u ulter ur personality so that you're likeable by all and you lie your fucking ass off. At least i fucing keep it real and if people dont like me then fuck it i dnt need them, i'd rather stay true to myself and only surround myself with those you give a shit!!! One day all these people that you kiss their ass will find out what type of a shithead with multiple personalities you are. Fucking hell and i keep it real all the time and you can't handle it cos you are an Idiot. I fucking trusted you and you bitch act like we're real good friends but i found out, i woke up and after two years i'm glad i knew now than much later in life. The moment i graduate i want nothing to do with you're horse face you Fugly Whore you're so fucking ugly that's why nobody wants to date your tiny ass!!!! You have Nothing to offer. You laugh and sound like an idiot and you can't even look your age you Bitch. Fuck You!

ENjoy being fake you whore, may it get you what u want in life until you come crashing down and if you do well fuck it i don't care..Karma Is A Bitch You Bitch.

Fucking bitch gives me an headache

Anonymous — Fri, 20 May 2011 21:01:48 CDT

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

stupid bitch. You're annoying piece of shit who need to shut yer trap. Holy fucking god, you were such an annoying fuck yesterday and today you sound like you were having sex across the phone. When I talk to you over the phone, you answer me when i finish, you don't god damn freaking breath for 53768458 second then say some worthless shit that has nothing to do with what i was talking about. And yesterday, don't even get me fucking started, you shit, you want to crowded up in a room by yourself you do that, everyone else is outside playing games while you want to shove yourself in a room farming you imaginery farm? BE MY GUEST YOU BITCH. Well you missed it when we said we're doing something today, and you know what? I called to tell you about it but since you're having sex across the line, you don't know about it, so have fun running your pretend resturant.

Biding My Time Until The Time is Right

Anonymous — Thu, 05 May 2011 01:04:36 CDT

Every time I'm in a happy mood, you love to be a jerk and bring me down. You yell at me constantly for being depressed but the day I wake up on the right side of the bed, you do everything in your power to bring me down. Hmmm... I'm beginning to notice a pattern there. Oh well, whatever. Your time will come. First off, stop trying to make me your Barbie doll housewife. I don't want to quit school and stay at home to cook for you all day. I want to make my own path in this world without receiving help from a man. You will never change me. I don't want to wear a skirt or a dress. If I feel like leaving my house wearing a pair of torn jeans and a band shirt, I WILL. FUCK YOU. Stop trying to threaten to take that one "thing" away from me because the contract is worthless. It expired 4 months ago you idiot! I paid for all the expenses anyway, all you did was sign. I find it funny how so many people are willing to sign their lives away while ignoring the fine print. I knew it was going to expire and that's why I've dragged this on for so long. I got one of the things that mean a lot to me, now time to take action and let the weaning process began. LOL. Have fun trying to find a ride this fall because I won't be there, I'm switching buildings! What are you going to do now?? You can no longer keep tabs on me!! HAHAHA!! You can no longer follow me to the bathroom or lean over my shoulder while I'm having a conversation you clingy douchbag. You guilt trip means nothing to me, I've got a finger in each ear (LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU) You thing you are so fucking logical and smart. You may be book smart, but you have no idea how people work and I'd much rather be street smart than book smart. I know why your here, I KNOW. You will not get a single thing from me and when I'm finished doing what I got to do and I get that "lump sum" I'm renouncing my citizenship and going north. Have fun trying to call me when my cell number has been changed. I will no longer be around to cater to your every need. WHATCHA GONNA DO??!!

I wish you would die you fucking bitch

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 18:45:05 CDT

I have had it with you thinking the entire world is on your schedule and depriving me of sleep. You're such a fucking ugly, worthless piece of shit, your ex husband had the right idea smacking you around. I am so jealous of him, what I would give to have been in his place. Except I wouldn't just smack you, I'd shove you down the fucking stairs. Not trip you, SHOVE, so I can watch your raggedy ass tumble all the way down, and I'd have the door open first so you can land smack in the front driveway. You think you have a back problem now, I'd like to see you dragging your decrepit ass around after that. I hate your fucking guts.

Pricks at parties

Anonymous — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:48:02 CST

Who the fuck comes to a strangers house and makes themselves at home. I don’t care who you are or who you are friends with but you do not show up to someone’s party and start acting like you just got home from high school begin to dig though someone’s cabinets looking for something to eat, let alone pull this type of shit at my house!

I recently decided to have a small gathering of friends at my place to play some poker and just hang out. Nothing too big or serious, just about 10 people planned. So the night goes pretty well and everyone had a great time. Then right around bar close a few more friends showed up, one of which decided to bring 2 random strangers from the bar over to my place. I figured fine, maybe the’re cool folk and decide to let them even have a few of my beers.

Well about 2 hours go by and most people are taking off for the night. I decided to make myself another drink and when I enter my kitchen they are both drinking from my (expensive) vodka and one has his fucking hand in a box of my cereal. Both of these were hidden away in cabinets which means these two pricks were digging around my kitchen. After a heated discussion that started along the lines of why are you two fucks drinking my vodka and why is your fucking hand in my food they were able to get out before I was able to physically throw them out.

Really who the fuck does this? I wouldn’t mind if a friend pulled this kind of shit (pretty sure none of them would) but a total fucking stranger? You have to have some pretty big balls or be just down right fucking stupid to think this would be acceptable.

I can't believe your going to be that much of a BITCH!

BlackRose636 — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 22:22:48 CST

I have the best boyfriend a girl could ever have. He is sweet and kind and absolutly loves me to death, and I feel the same way about him. His hugs are warm, his kisses are magical, and the only problem is my stupid bitch of a best friend. She hates him for no apparent reason. She would do anything to keep us apart and I think it's completely wrong. She tells me all the time how he's no good and I should leave him. NO FUCKING WAY! I have found the love of my life, and I'm not fuckin letting him go for you bitch. You need to hop off, and find a guy of your own. You complain to me how you don't have a boyfriend, and your so unhappy, well don't try to make me feel shitty just because you do. Shouldn't you be happy for me and supportive that i LOVE this guy? No, you have to go and be the shitty friend that you are. You know whats thats doing to me? We aren't as close as we were before, I'm closer with all my other friends who are supportive and actually want me to be happy. Bottom line? Take the hint bitch.

Really? Oh thats cool.

Anonymous — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 23:47:47 CST

You stupid fucking piece of shit. I am nothing but nice to you and back off the girl you want to date and what the fuck do I get in return? As soon as you find out that the chick I want isn't interested right now you move in for the fucking kill. Thanks alot. Fucking piece of shit, I treat you with nothing but respect and try to help you with your problems and you never help me with mine, but thats ok. But the one thing I ask you to do you throw back in my face and act like we're still tight?

The shittiest thing is you know that I actually give two shits for this girl and all you want to do is bone her. You ask me if I care and I say no, when I really do, then you tell me you know I care. But that doesn't make a fucking SHIT of a difference cause you want to get laid. Fuck off. Honestly, just fucking die, I'm sick of all your bullshit.

My "friend" is gonna get me bashed to death, and she doesn't even care.

Anonymous — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 14:22:38 CST

I ucking hate a girl named suzzie!
She is meant to be one of my friends but i never really spoke to her much until last friday she decided to tell everyone at school that im a lesbian! She didnt even know that for sure she just needed something to tell people to get attention.

Now the main problem is that ive only been at this school for a few months because i almost got stabbed at my old school from similar rumors. So now my father and grandparents have disowned me, ive been bashed and received death threats, ive had shit thrown at me, ive been told to kill myself, ive been forced to change schools and now im getting shit at my new school all because im a fag.

Seriously i hate myself enough for this, i didnt see anything wrong with it until i started getting shit for it. But now all because of one "friend" who fails to respect my privacy and emotions im the center of attention. All because im a fag and deserve to die!

No Girls

fucklife1 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:44:18 CST

I really dont like my fucking life.

Like i havent had a girlfriend since 7th grade and i never got to see her in person.
A few girls have told me they lied me or whatever. and like i was really cool with this girl that i met at this camo but she lives so far away from me.

I can like get girls who dont really know me but the girls in my school i do not fuck with and they dont fuck with.
THe girls dont really care about me. the total amount of girl that say high to me at school is just about 0.0.
Like what the fuck. i know im not ugly because ive asked a few but still i cant get a motherfucking girlfriend.
I will eventually be scared to go to prom becasuse i have no girl to go with.
i havent went to one homecoming yet. IM A SOPHMORE.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WANT BITCH?

Anonymous — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 09:52:01 CST

You fucking bitch! You decide to discard me like a used paper plate after 30 years, yes, 30 FUCKIN YEARS OF ONE SIDED LISTENING TO YOU PISS AND MOAN friendship, now that you finally got the balls to divorce your shithead, fuckwad, moron, piece of shit husband who swore to god he wasn't fucking around on you for 18 years....until I helped you get the proof you needed to go to a lawyer. At least you had enough intelligence to wait until he made the rank of colonel in the airforce so you get the big $$ alimony for the next 20 years and a chunk of his pension too as long as you don't marry the town drunk you currently call your "boyfriend". You're as manipulative as he told me you are, you little codependent, fucked in the head, immature, victim playing, alcoholic bitch! You never once gave a flying shit about what was going on in my life and never cared to ask....well, all that goes around comes around don't it honey...it galls you TO DEATH that I have been happily married for over 10 years and YOU CAN'T STAND IT!

Everyone we know tells me that YOU WANT WHAT I'VE GOT! HA! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WANT BITCH? You can't go around bragging about being married to your big shot pilot husband anymore because he's with the bitch he's been banging for years! He never took you ANYWHERE! Why? Because he was ashamed of your stupid ass! He never wanted to marry you in the first place! And don't forget how you weren't sure the kid was even his to begin with...and if your dad hadn't threatened to go to his CO in the airforce he NEVER would have married your stupid ass.

I told you before you nasty ass drunk, you will need me LONG before I EVER fuckin need you....hope you're happy with your money and your town drunk boyfriend...I bet he reminds you of your daddy...the one who used to put his hands down your pants when we were kids, and who I listened to you piss and moan about for years...your ex husband is not a bad guy, he provided you and the kids with everything...big house, pool, nice car, clothes, etc....you should be GRATEFUL to him for even sticking his dick in you to begin with...get an education (aren't you ashamed that you never made it past 9th grade? and don't use that old 'I was abused' excuse, it's gettin old honey...) I'll bet money you DUI again, and blame it on your ex, you rotten fuckin bitch, I am so goddamn mad at you! I wasn't your friend, I was your emotional punching bag, YOU NEED A HEADSHRINKER! FUCK YOU!

woah dare..

Anonymous — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 17:52:59 CDT

okay so my ex) best friend i just found out has cancer... she has been really mad at me for a really long time. but now i wanna be her friend. and try and help her get though this.

I hate my bitchy ass friend!

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 02:30:14 CDT

I don't want to hear about your constant complaining of how your boyfriend is back on your virtual video game and the the next day have you crying over how fucking "stupid" and "rude" he is! I don't give a rats ass about him or your relationship! When I say I don't like someone don't go and fucking say I do to everyone one of my friends you lesbian cunt ass!

I don't care about what your going to dye your hair or what your favorite fucking store is! Your constant crying and complaining over every little thing is so annoying! Grow up! You litterally have no respect for others and bitch about how I may like older guys, yet your dumb ass boyfriend is 4 years old then you!

I don't care about me adding your friends on Facebok, I can do what I want, you have no control over that you self centered bitch! You can go and flirt with a guy 6 years old then you I don't give a fuck and don't ask me again to be your under cover spy too see if he likes you!

Your hair is so fucking greasy and your fat! You basicly stole my boyfriend last month, said you hated him then went and started being buddy buddy with him your fucking redneck hillbilly cunt ass mother fucking self centered fucking whore! I don't care! I DON'T, REALLY! Your nothing more then a dirty rag 5,000 men pick up a DAY! Wanna know why you can't hold off a boyfriend? Because your a slutty cunt! Your gay and stupid, your so ugly looking at you makes me want to vomit and then laugh because it may actually make you look pretty.

Your questions are stupid and I wish you would just drop dead! Stop fucking cussing at me for shit I don't do and go suck your dads dick some more and choke on it! I wish you would just die! SHUT UP!

Dear Tryn

Anonymous — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 04:48:19 CDT

Hello, folks. Another update in the Tryn series. So, we had this huge festival in our town this weekend. And my brother and I and our friends all went out, got pretty hammered. So, around 1 in the morning I'm lying in bed and I'm masturbating like crazy to this girl Sara *****. And I get a text from Tryn. "Sup Stinky?" And that pissed me off so I texted back: "Just cause I don't suck 10 cocks a day doesn't make me stinky." And she was like "OMG! I'm just kidding."

She's always talking about doing right by God and Jesus. Hey! Jesus was nailed to a fucking cross, bled to death and is now living up in these white clouds telling everyone to be good. It looks like he could use a blowjob right now and you're the one to give it to him. Don't worry. Everyone is attractive in the eyes of the Lord.

I hate new mothers

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 06:02:51 CDT

Why is it when women get pregnant, they think their shit don't stink? Why is it just because you forgot to put on a condom, and got yourself knocked up, I have to have a baby too now? Maybe I enjoy my freedom too much to have a baby? You are nothing but smug ass bitches. Yes, I know that I am the only one out of our friends who does not have a baby now. So instead of congratulating me on knowing how to use birth control correctly, I get smug little comments like, "Your next" or "So when are you two going to have a little bundle of joy" or "I cant wait for you to have a baby, my life is so perfect and fulfilled how that little junior came into our lives". WHAT THE FUCK EVER!!!!! I refuse to believe for one damn second your life is as great as you want me to believe. It's a proven fact that the quality of marriage diminishes significantly when a baby is brought into the mix. Why do I want to do that to my marriage? I enjoy candlight dinners at 3am, I enjoy going to the store with nothing but my purse. I enjoy going out and drinking. Why do I want to screw that up with a crying, drooling ball of fat covered in shit? Don't get me wrong, I love your babies, but it doesn't mean that I want to bring one into the world just because all of my friends have one. Are you really concerned with me having a baby, or is it that misery loves company? You're life sucks, and you want mine to suck too. Not going to happen my friends. Quit rubbing it in my face, and quit talking to me about when my time will come to pop out a devil child. IT'S SERIOUSLY BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS, IT'S NOT CUTE ANYMORE IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF YOU STUPID BITCHES!!! And don't get me started on the retards who put all kinds of dumb random pics of their kids on facebook. I mean literally it's everyday. Do I really care that your devil child pooped in the fucking potty for the first time? Do I really care when they got to eat their first "big people food'? NO I DON'T AND NEITHER DOES ANYBODY ELSE!!!! THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!

Fuck you, roommates. Fuck you.

Anonymous — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 02:07:08 CDT

I'm glad I'm fucking my boyfriend portion of everything so that her can just tell me that I have no right to have an opinion on weather the table we have right now should stay or a metal one our other 2 roommates got should stay. 'It's my table.' He says. 'Come see it.' They say. I fucking come because I know if I don't come they'll fucking give me shit for that. 'Becca doesn't look so thrilled about this change.' 'I'm just upset I didn't get a say.' 'Well, it's not your table.' Fuck you, asshole. You can pay your fucking best friend's rent. If the broke ass bitch gets more of a say then me, then fine. You cash out an extra 180 for the lazy fuck.
FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

Award-Winner for Fakest Friend

Anonymous — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 23:46:16 CDT

Ughhh, she drives me crazy. The crazy thing is she used to be a cool girl until she started dating this senior and now she doesn't know how to talk about anything else BUT him because she swears they're going to be together forever when he's in college now and fucking a bunch of other girls, but whatever. She's so mean to me all the time, calling me names, making mean jokes about me and my boyfriend's relationships, and hitting me FOR NO EFFING REASON. I hate being hit! You wouldn't believe, she was actually looking up contraceptive methods in the school library, and then totally started yelling and saying mean things when I laughed about it! I mean, shouldn't that be done in private!? What a loser, she doesn't have any real friends anymore. Saddest part is that I really can't just tell her off and get rid of her, I already have too many enemies I don't speak to, and having another person I don't speak too really ruins the social image...sigh..
I hope she catches something from her immigrant bf. That would make me happy. :)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 01:41:56 CDT

when i say not to tell him

YOU DONT TELL HIM YOU STUPID FUCK

is it that hard?

call yourself a friend?

MY ARSE...

Bad weather friends.

Anonymous — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 18:05:21 CDT

I don't know if any of you know one, but they get old really quick. These fucking so-called friends that always seem to show up when their lives get shitty. I have this so-called friend that always shows up when his girlfriend shits on him, and he is NEVER around when they are getting along. Most normal people can have a girlfriend and still have friends, I know, I seem to do it just fine, but this fucktard must get completely swallowed by the vagina. And here we fucking go again, they are having issues and he shows up out of the blue after not seeing him for about a year, and after having this happen like five other times the bros before hos bit has worn itself out. Go crawl in another vagina and fuck off.

Always the fucking same!

Anonymous — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 17:01:36 CDT

My fucking friend! It's always gotta be about her. We went out to celebrate my engagement and she got so fucking drunk my fiance and I had to carry her home, (which is about two hours out of our way) and the happy mood was ruined.

If she needs something, I have GOT TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW, but if I need something she's busy.

We were supposed to have gone out tonight to celebrate my birthday but suddenly she's 'too ill', which is odd because she was fine yesterday and this morning. I'm getting sick of it, I'm actually considering cutting all ties with her, which would be easy if not for the fact that we've been friends since we were about nine.

Dear Tryn

Anonymous — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 18:30:55 CDT

I know your heart is in the right place but let me tell you something right now: You are one of the most irritating people I have ever met. No - scratch that. You are THE most irritating person I have ever met. Everything about you irritates me from the sound of your voice to the way you smile. I can never tell if you're being genuine or sarcastic. You are always texting me at 1:30 in the morning and I can tell you're wide awake when you say things like "Hey! Wazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?" And you're always telling me how excited you are about your fundraiser. I'll tell you something. I just realized I have no idea what this fundraiser is. You have not explained that to me. But I don't think I would be paying attention to you because you are just so annoying.
A few more grievances. Whenever I tell you about something great that's happening in my life you always have to bring it down by rolling your eyes at me. You ask me how I'm doing and I tell you and you do THAT? Fuck you, with all due respect. And when I pay you a compliment, you have to get all anal and correct everything. Like that time I said "It's great that you care so much about our campus. We need more people like that." and you became a total anal bitch. You fucking corrected me after I complimented you and didn't even say thank you.
I think what irritates me most about you is your churchy love everyone attitude. Yeah, I don't hate anybody but I don't get all up in people's faces about it. And here's a thought. On your Facebook profile, use your fucking last name instead of Tryn Luvs Church or Tryn Luvs Families or Tryn Luvs Hugs.
Now. One last thing. I have a very busy schedule today. I know you wanted me to help out with your fundraiser thing and I will when I have the time which is not very much. So if I give you you about half an hour of my time, will you stop texting me at fucking 2:30 in the morning and nagging me when I don't answer you back? Thanks. You're lucky I didn't display your phone number on this site.