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Anonymous raged 2 years ago ——  Why is it when women get pregnant, they think their shit don't stink?  Why is it just because you forgot to put on a condom, and got yourself knocked up, I have to have a baby too now?  Maybe I enjoy my freedom too much to have a baby?  You are nothing but smug ass bitches.  Yes, I know that I am the only one out of our friends who does not have a baby now.  So instead of congratulating me on knowing how to use birth control correctly, I get smug little comments like, "Your next" or "So when are you two going to have a little bundle of joy" or "I cant wait for you to have a baby, my life is so perfect and fulfilled how that little junior came into our lives".  WHAT THE FUCK EVER!!!!!  I refuse to believe for one damn second your life is as great as you want me to believe.  It's a proven fact that the quality of marriage diminishes significantly when a baby is brought into the mix.  Why do I want to do that to my marriage?  I enjoy candlight dinners at 3am, I enjoy going to the store with nothing but my purse.  I enjoy going out and drinking.  Why do I want to screw that up with a crying, drooling ball of fat covered in shit?  Don't get me wrong, I love your babies, but it doesn't mean that I want to bring one into the world just because all of my friends have one.  Are you really concerned with me having a baby, or is it that misery loves company?  You're life sucks, and you want mine to suck too.  Not going to happen my friends.  Quit rubbing it in my face, and quit talking to me about when my time will come to pop out a devil child. IT'S SERIOUSLY BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS, IT'S NOT CUTE ANYMORE IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF YOU STUPID BITCHES!!!  And don't get me started on the retards who put all kinds of dumb random pics of their kids on facebook.  I mean literally it's everyday.  Do I really care that your devil child pooped in the fucking potty for the first time?  Do I really care when they got to eat their first "big people food'?  NO I DON'T AND NEITHER DOES ANYBODY ELSE!!!!  THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!  SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!
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  •     Anonymous  2 years ago
        ROFL! I loved your rage! I had similar experiences after I got married. "Why aren't you pregnant yet? You two are just lazy!" "What are you waiting for? You're going to be so much older than your kids." "Come on, have a baby, it's so fulfilling, and it makes your skin glow." "What? Sleepless nights? NO! Not us, little Johnny sleeps right through!" And then that excessively annoying phrase: "Aren't you TRYING FOR A BABY yet?"     WTF? I was enjoying life and had no intention of having kids when everyone else wanted me to.   Eventually I did have a child and then the superior, smug "mommy brigade" drove me crazy with their constant advice about feeding, pooping, schools, solids - you name it, they had the ONLY and the BEST advice based on their extensive EXPERIENCE which made them world-class authorities on everything to do with kids.  So irritating and of course, most of the advice was useless because every child is different.   My absolute favorites were the mothers who could remember excactly when little Johnny ate his first solids (even though little Johnny was now in his teens), used the toilet by himself, popped out his first tooth bla bla bla.   My kid is older now and I certainly don't remember his exact age in months and days when he ate his first "big food" or had his first "big boy poop".   It's wonderful to love your child but it's not so great to bore other people to tears or to make other women feel inferior because they have no kids yet or maybe they don't want kids or maybe they are battling to have kids. It's also not okay to make other mothers feel that there is something wrong with their kid because he didn't eat 1.5666 oz of poop-making mix at the age of 1 year, 2.5 months and 3.46 days!   As for the Facebook shit, I totally agree with you. Even more laughable are the adults who use Facebook for similar nonsense about their lives - who the hell cares what you ate for breakfast, what your motto for the day is or how many new laxatives you've tried because you're so full of shit.     : )  

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    •     heartsncrap  2 years ago
      Yeah three of my close girlfriends got pregnant at the same time, and it's really sad and pathetic how they are always in competition with each other over who's baby is the cutest.  I will admit, two out of the three of them are really cute babies, but the third baby looks like baraka from Mortal Kombat.  And the mother of "baraka" is the most competitive of all.  Her posts on facebook are nothing but baby updates all day everyday.  Pictures everyday.  One of her updates was, (and I quote), " As I sit here with my beautiful baby girl who refuses to go to sleep, and as she's slapping me and scratching me and pinching me, I can't help but think about how much I love her.  Being a mommy is such a rewarding experience."  Really?  I mean, really??  This girl fell out of the idiot tree and got hit by every branch on the way down.

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  •     TrueThat  2 years ago
    True that.

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  •     heartsncrap  2 years ago
    Don't you know that women are catty bitches?  They are JEALOUS of you, therefore they feel they have to one up you by trying to make you feel bad about your life.  They WANT you to feel that your life is inadequate, to make up for their shitty lives.  I personally don't want kids either, but HEAVEN FORBID I should tell my mother in law that.  She's been harping on me having kids since the first day I met her.  Don't let them get you down, like I said, they're just jealous of you and your freedom.  

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  •     Anonymous  2 years ago
    All of you are wonderful. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I live in Australia and we have to treat mothers like queens, whether they deserve it or not, without question. I'm glad that there are women out there who are loving mothers who don't hate the rest of the population and women who make their own choices and take responsibility for themselves and their lives. You have restored my faith- there are more like me out there!

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  •     heartsncrap  2 years ago
    It is nice to see women who don't have to follow society's rules.  I for one don't want one right now, because I don't think I am ready to be a good mother.  I want to wait until I am a little more mature.  If I get pregnant now, hey great.  If not, it's no skin off my back.  With all of the accessible birth control out there, I really don't understand why there are so many accidental pregnancies.  Out of all the girls I know who are pregnant or just had a baby, only one of them was planned.  But they all get on their mommy trips and sometimes it's like I don't even exist to them anymore.  It's like they think that since I'm not a mom, I won't understand.  Now instead of getting together for a few glasses of wine, they are planning play dates and stuff that I really can't come to.  Maybe I should go and babysit a bottle of merlot.  At least it won't poop on itself.  Now I am worried about when I DO have a baby, I will have to listen to all of their advice and what happened when they were pregnant, even though I have heard it all before.  One chick is really obnoxious about it, when she was pregnant she acted like she was falling apart.  Even her husband finally told her to shut up and to quit being dramatic.  

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  •     theRealMe  2 years ago
    I fucking totally agree!  This goes right along with my post about hating facebook baby posters!  These fucktards have to show every little drooling second of their baby's life on facebook.  They must not have had much of a life before the baby, because their whole life is now consumed by it.  And for some fuckin reason they decide that your life must be consumed by it too.  Yes, you are pregnant, NO that doesn't make you fucking special.  This world is already overpopulated enough, we don't need you fucktards having litters now!

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  •     Anonymous  2 years ago

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    That's not fair. I like children, I may want to have children someday. I just don't want to turn into some of these selfish mothers: most of them credit every success the child makes to themselves but as soon as the baby does something she doesn't like, they're a separate entity and everyone except the poor mummies must be blamed and they all have to suffer.

    The Facebook thing is really a begging bone: if it's constant, it's not because they love their babies. It's "Look at me! I'm a mother! Poor me! Poor me! Praise me, tell me I'm too good to raise children, tell me I'm doing such a wonderful job even though I don't really bother with them! Tell me I'm special! They learned how to eat with a spoon, I DID THAT! Look what I did! Me Me ME!"

    Many of them compare their pregnancies and children to cancers. They would rather sneer at their kid for watching a trendy kids' show instead of trying to find something they could both enjoy to watch like a sensible parent would. I'm not having kids until I get a few of my dreams realised and enough counselling to make sure I don't end up like those fucked-up, self-absorbed bitches. Frankly, even if that comment was simply a trolling joke, you need a lot of counselling too.

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  •     Anonymous  11 months ago
    To the commenter above...fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

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  •     Anonymous  9 months ago
    I'm with you. I hear that shit all the time. My husband and I are perfectly happy. We don't need a baby or want one. Besides, I like my body to much to put it through that. If that makes me selfish so what.

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  •     Anonymous  3 months ago
    So agree with this rage and not only that, I'd like to thank you for NOT having a kid that my tax money has to support. You're much more a contributing member of society than those bitches you describe. Poor you, having to put up with that nonsense! Try looking for a chapter of No Kididng, or other childfree support groups.

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  •     Anonymous  2 weeks ago
    Reading this restores my faith. Pregant bittches suck dick I hate how they think they are better than everyone else and you are supposed to give them your seat on the bus. You know whats hilarious? This scene in 'Serbian Film' where a newborn gets fucked up the ass while its mom watches.

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