He's the biggest hypocrite I know. For years he's spent all his free time sitting on his ass and watching youtube while the TV runs in front of him and he yells at me for waisting power.

He yells at me and throws fits when I leave garbage lying around, even though our living room table is littered with his trash.

For years he's told me that I don't get any excercise and that I sit on my ass all day, despite taking part in competitive rowing year round. As I've said, all he does is sit around on youtube anyway, so who's he to talk?

Since as long as I can remember he's screamed at me for eating with my mouth open or making any sort of noise when I eat. I've stopped now, and I've also noticed that he eats like a slob. 

Just yesterday my mom asked me to clean a virus off of her computer that my dad had put on. I asked him how he'd got the virus on, and he told me that my video games were putting viruses on her computer (I have my own, and my dad constantly hogs my mom's laptop anyway).

He's leaving for a three week trip tomorrow, and I'm happy as hell because I don't have to deal with that fucker for almost an entire month. I'm tired of his bullshit. I hope he stays on his trip for a few extra months.