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Anonymous raged 1 year ago —— Jesus Christ, the bank is never open. Every week I need a check cashed, but the bank is always closed. They are only open zero to eight hours a day. The chances that the bank is available is from zero to thirty-three percent. That's some shitty quality right there.

What if you had this low of a success rate with some other thing you rely on, like a computer or a car? You wouldn't use that would you?

Why the fuck is the bank always closed? They locked up early today, and they won't even bother coming in tomorrow, I gotta wait two whole fucking days until I can get my three hundred and ninety dollar check cashed.

The banks can blow my dick.
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  •     Mortius  1 year ago
    Yeah, see the banks are working against us to keep the little guy down. You are dependant on the bank. The bank is your master... your god. For the most part (luckily) banks tend to have more than one branch, and /or stay open for the full day. I don't know your circumstances as my stalking equipment gave out me tuesday, but even if you have financial obligations to this bank you are still free to open a seperate checking accountwith another bank. Advice, find one, even if it's ANOTHER 2 minutes walk from your house (and believe me, i know the inconvenience of walking, i'm fat you see, it's a life choice) But hell, monday morning (and i know your bank will be open then, but don't let that deter you, it's a trick to suck you into believing that they, and ONLY they, will be there for you, like a possesive grandparent) go and open another account with a more reliable bank. Trust me, you won't regret it.

    Caution: Bank may hunt you down and melt your balls for cheating on it

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    I just checked all the banks in my town, and they are all equally useless.

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  •     Mortius  1 year ago
    Okay, backup plan. This might take a little doing. But hell son, anything worth doing should proberbly be left to people who know what the fuck they're talking about. Failing that, YOU should do it. Make an account with EVERY bank in your town, then get the opening times of every single one. Make a list of who will be open when, and you'll technically NEVER be without a bank to deposit in. This option carries the risk of the information mating in your head and giving birth to a superbank. You will get ideas above your station and try to overthrow the superpowers that be, you will be shot down in a blaze of egotism and die curled into a ball on the asphalt outside sizzlers (where your headbaby superbank said your headquarters should be)

    Mind you, that's only a possibility, if i were you, i'd give it a try

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    Kickass idea, but I already thought of that. All the banks are open at the same times.

    I thought of creating a 24 hour bank, but I have no idea how to do that.

    If somebody on JustRage steals my idea, then let them. I'll use their bank any day.

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  •     Anonymous  1 year ago
    you can deposit cheques at the atm

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