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GUITAR CENTER: I WANT TO SMASH YOUR....!!!

Anonymous — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:42:35 CST

F+Ck You Guitar Center!!!! and your crappy general manager!!!!

So I bought this company (which is suposed to be the musicians' choice) More than $10,000.00 in merchandise. Really need the equipment for a gig and everything was Payed for an Overnight shipment..... what happened? First they gave us tons of problems to ship the merchandise and after fighting over the phone for Three days they managed to send it (not forgetting to say that they asked us for our address more than 100 times when it was not only said by phone but sent to them by email)...then the f*ckers did not send it overnight , They are Not Sure if it arrives on tuesday or wednesday!!!!! the gig is next week and I'm praying to God, Satan and whatever creature is out there to make the equipment arrive on time and they just cleaned their hands on whatever mistake they did instead of fixing it, not only that but the headaches they caused with all their problems, delays and excuses (I Don'T Care, Do Your Job!!!! Is It So Hard To Do Your Job Right??)
I am very disappointed that this is the way Guitar Center treats their best customers and fellow musicians. If this is the way they treat us, I don't want to imagine how they treat the ones that can only afford shitty guitar strings and regular cables!....
I Am Definitely Not Working With These People Again And Give Their Bad Customer Service Company More Money!!!!

Well DUH!!!

Arenaria — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:46:58 CST

Really? Tell me something (and every mildly tech head) that we don't know already!!!

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/symantec-accused-of-using-scareware-tactics-to-sell-full-version-products/66812?tag=zd.fb.nl

No US mail for the winter?

FUBAR — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:31:15 CDT

I just heard on the radio that because the US post office is in such dire straights being billions in debt that they may shut down for the winter. The US mother fucking post office shut down?? What the fuck??

First off how in the motherfucking hell does a shit hole manage to go into debt by billions of motherfucking dollars and not be fucking liquidated long before? Second how do the worthless fucking dipshits operating the place not get fired long before it goes into billions of dollars in debt and how are they paying all the fucks working their?

Motherfuckers if you shut down for the winter don't bother opening back up. This is not a seasonal fucking fruit stand you worthless cocksucking asswipes. Even third world fucking toilets have a fucking mail system. What a fucking joke our country is becoming.

How about updating the fucking site some fucking day? This captcha system is a piece of fucking shit by the way. Even though it has been proven that you can polish a turd it has not been proven that you can promote one. How the fuck are we supposed to help you if you are not helping us??

Pennies Legal Tender?

Anonymous — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:43:19 CDT

The following article appeared on the internet about a man who paid a bill with pennies and got a fined by the police for 'disorderly conduct'.

This raged the shit out of me for three reasons as follows -

1. If you go into the store to buy something that costs a dollar, and you only have .99 cents, they won't give it to you without that fucking penny.

2. If you pay your gas or electric bill and accidentally short them a fucking penny, you will soon be trying to read the incomplete payment notices in the cold and dark.

3. If you accidentally pay one penny less than the total balance due on your credit card statement, they charge you a fucking late charge!

Mother fuckers need to get a clue! Pennies are money too. And currently, pennies are actually worth more than dimes for the weight of the copper in them. Even junkies who break into houses to steal the copper plumbing know copper is worth more than copper-nickle.

And if anyone can proove you owe them money, they should be willing to accept any legal tender as payment.

KPissed - Just putting my two cents in, before someone says I can't.

Man cited for paying with 2,500 pennies
Paying a disputed bill with pennies or other small change is occasionally used as a form of protest. But is it smart or effective?
By Karen Datko on Mon, Jun 6, 2011 2:30 Pm
What's one way to get your jollies while paying a disputed bill? Satisfy the debt with pennies -- lots of them.

Or maybe not. A Vernal, Utah, man faces a charge of disorderly conduct for paying a $25 medical bill with 2,500 pennies, according to police. "After asking if they accepted cash, (Jason) West dumped 2,500 pennies onto the counter and demanded that they count it," Assistant Vernal Police Chief Keith Campbell told the Deseret News. "The pennies were strewn about the counter and the floor."

West left after staffers at the health clinic threatened to call the police, who later wrote a citation for disorderly conduct, police said. The maximum fine is $140.
Others have employed similar tactics without legal consequence.

The Long Island Press pointed out that a University of Colorado student paid a tuition bill with 14,000 $1 bills to protest the cost. Post continues after video about that payment.

Then there's the case of Thierry Cahez, a San Diego County man who after several tries was successful in paying a $6,500 credit card bill with 650,000 pennies in March. "Cahez said he decided to pay his credit card bill with pennies because he was upset with his bank over a refinance he couldn't get, and charges and fees on his card," an Abc station reported.

Last year, a University of Kansas student got the school's parking office to overturn its policy not to accept coins for payment of parking fines, after taking 1,000 pennies to pay a $10 fine.

In August, a Cle Elum, Wash., a businessman and City Council member tried unsuccessfully to pay a past-due personal property tax bill of $330 with pennies. Ron Spears said he was protesting the fact that the original $34 tax bill he hadn't paid had ballooned with penalties and interest.

It appears the citation in the Utah case was due to the mess that was made -- not the payment of the bill with very small change. However, merchants and others can decide Not to accept pennies as payment, Snopes.com wrote while addressing this false claim: "U.S. law specifies that merchants do not have to accept more than 100 pennies as payment."
Pennies are legal tender, yes. But no law requires merchants to accept them. "Businesses are free to accept or reject pennies as they see fit," Snopes wrote.

Do you think paying with pennies or other small coins is an effective means of protest? Or are you just creating lots of additional work for bureaucrats and clerks who have to process the payment? (Suggestion: If you're compelled to do this, at least count and roll the coins first.)

We're siding with Adrian Chen at Gawker, who wrote about the tax bill incident: "In the end, Spears gave up the civil disobedience shtick and agreed to pay his property tax the normal big-boy way: With bills."

High-fructose corn syrup campaign

FUBAR — Tue, 31 May 2011 08:20:14 CDT

It is about time some university got off it fucking ass and shot-gunned this motherfucking high fructose corn syrup add campaign full of fucking holes. These motherfuckers get away with their shit by playing on peoples ignorance and it pisses me off to no end. All of the motherfuckers involved with this high fructose corn syrup add campaign should be hauled off to the fucking dungeons kicking and screaming and have their fucking tongues torn out. All of these fucks should get the full dungeon treatment motherfucking thumb screws, hot irons, seatless chair with complimentary bucket of burning firewood, the rack…every fucking thing.

Where do they come up with this shit and these feeble retarded fucking theories? High fructose corn syrup is the same as cane sugar…my fucking ass. That is like saying processed and filtered sewage water is the same as drinking water. Yes it is technically safe to drink but are you really going to drink former shit water??
Sucrose (sugar) is 50% fructose & 50% glucose – High-fructose corn syrup is 55% fructose, 42% glucose and 3% saccharides. That does not sound the fucking same to me you motherfuckers.

Secondly due to the manufacturing process the fructose molecules in Hfcs are unbound are ready for immediate absorption. In cane or beet sugar all fructose molecules are bound to corresponding glucose molecules forcing it to be processed through an additional metabolic step. It is no coincidence that since Hfcs was introduced into the American diet 40 fucking years ago that people are mutating into fat motherfuckers at an unprecedented rate.

Interesting that lab animals eating Hfcs had a tremendous increase in triglycerides with symptoms of metabolic syndrome and a near immediate increase in body fat deposits. While the animals eating regular fucking sugar had none of those changes.

If I ever happen upon the filming of one of these motherfucking commercials I am going to gouge all their fucking eyeballs out with a popsicle. All these cocksuckers care about is their profit even at the cost of human health. Execution is the only answer for people that would fuck the health of their fellow man purely for a motherfucking profit. Pieces of fucking dog shit…Fuck you Motherfuckers!!!

Magnavox Brand Has Gone To Hell

Anonymous — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:56:50 CDT

Magnavox used to make pretty good electronics for the average home user. So I had no qualms when I bought a Magnavox DVD/VCR player/recorder. The concept was to record some of my favorite old videos from VHS tapes to DVD discs. One of the functions listed on the box, was VHS to DVD coying/dubbing. So I expected to able to perform this simple function.

Ah, the poignency of disappointed expectations.

First, the fucking instruction booklet was printed in something resembling a combination of Sanskrit and Esperanto.

Second, the fucking diagram did not match the unit purchased. Neither did the fucking item number. So the instructions were basically useless, unless I ran out of toilet paper.

Third, when I called the "Toll Free Number" for assistance, the motherfucker on the other end of the line answered in something resembling a combination of Sanskrit and Esperanto. AND the cocksucker not only wouldn't take any information from me about the mixed up in-box instructions, but when I asked to speak to his supervisor, Frederick March (that was the name he gave) hung the fuck up on me.

I am now writing a letter to Magnavox. It's taking me some time to do this, mostly because of the difficulty of finding someone to write the letter for me in a combination of Sanskrit and Esper-FUCKING-ranto.

KPissed - Who can deal with disappointed expectations, shitty electronics, bad customer service and all the rest, but who can't take it when expected to speak Sanskrit-Esperanto

assholes

justicecodered — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 21:20:20 CDT

I guess kids sometimes are the only one's that get fair deals. some stories I read about kids getting mistreated make me doubt that too. I try to be nice, find solutions, do for others, make my life better. Seems all I do I get shitted on. a few examples I had my first job at 20. They shifted me from days to graveyard to days. I didn't get any help from the company how to make this adjustments and the people on the graveyard shift were total assholes. no one talked. now I was 20 years old there was a union dispute so I didn't know you weren't supposed to talk to the other union. I did and I got my life threatend. there is alot more to add but I stayed on till 3 years and ended up in a mental hospital for a month. lots more in between. turning to today I am a 41 year old man and I haven't had a break yet I have been through shit bankruptcy, the goverment hasn't given disabled persons a cost of living in 3 years and they plan on not giving one this upcoming year. I eat my depression, anxiety etc..so I am a fat fuck I try to stay positive. I joined a gym but gas money is short so I don't get there as often as I should and just when my bad cholesterol #'s and sugar numbers came down.I don't wan't to die, I guess there is still something left in me that wants to live. but every day I come so close

Media should stay out of other people's business

Anonymous — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 12:38:27 CDT

You see this sort of shit all the time where different companies conduct polls to determine a whole bunch of shit that doesn't matter to anybody else besides the individual person. You know, shit like divorce rates, teen sex,etc. Why should the general public be made to worry if the rate of something goes up or down? The media wants people to fear the unknown and only stay within the limits of their personal beliefs. Married people should socialize with divorcees, not fear them. Celibate teens should socialize with the slutty, not shun them. The media is just a bunch of fucking tightwads who love to push the wrong buttons.

Record Companies are Vulture Scum

Anonymous — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 22:48:48 CST

Dio recently passed away, and all of a sudden he is more popular than ever. Why would he be more popular? Because the fucking scum sucking record companies see his death as a marketing device. They think of it as a double-bonus. He is dead, so they don't have to give him a dime of the profits. If he was so kick-ass, they would have marketed him before his death. But they didn't. Two months before his death, they didn't market him at all.

They do this with every artist that dies too. MJ, Justin Beiber, all of them. I know JB isn't dead, but we can all hope right?

Why the fuck do we even have banks?

Anonymous — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 00:40:07 CST

Jesus Christ, the bank is never open. Every week I need a check cashed, but the bank is always closed. They are only open zero to eight hours a day. The chances that the bank is available is from zero to thirty-three percent. That's some shitty quality right there.

What if you had this low of a success rate with some other thing you rely on, like a computer or a car? You wouldn't use that would you?

Why the fuck is the bank always closed? They locked up early today, and they won't even bother coming in tomorrow, I gotta wait two whole fucking days until I can get my three hundred and ninety dollar check cashed.

The banks can blow my dick.

Fucking Campbells

CocoB — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 01:13:23 CST

I've watched Campbells come out with same nasty-looking Chunky soups recently, shit that shouldn't even exist in cans, but I didn't care because I could always go and buy their Fajita Beef Chunky soup. I could live off this shit if I had to, it was so good. Nothing like it. And then what happens? FUCKING DISCONTINUED!!! ARGH! Sure, keep the shitty chowder that tastes like someone canned goat semen, keep that new three-bean pork assrape soup or whatever that you just released, and discontinue the one thing you made that was actually good. This isn't the first time a great food product was taken away leaving shit in its place. Anyone remember Italiano Doritos? They're gone too. But you can still buy Cool Ranch, Dill Pickle, Ketchup and whatever other shit flavour Doritos thought would be good. What the fuck.
I can only hope it was a regional thing. If anyone out there knows of a store that still sells Fajita Beef, please tell me.

Fuck Microsoft

Anonymous — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:08:28 CDT

I am willing to pay anyone $100 to provide the name of anyone stupid enough to work for Microsoft.

I have a PC which I want to shove up their ass.

I hate mcdonalds

Anonymous — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 18:47:03 CDT

Mcdonalds is so crap shit and unhealthy. It's a bad example for children and it's cheap as chips while healthy food is fucking expensive. Whats the point? Does our society want us to become obese or unhealthy? What do you think?

I hate one stop

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 17:25:34 CDT

I HATE THE ONE STOP SHOP! It's so dam expensive and fishish! But it's the only shop by me otherwise i have to get a bus to the supermarket. CRAP SHIT man! A packet of wetwipes costs two pound frigging 39! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSHHHH!

Jobvent sold out

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 11:39:08 CDT

It was just a matter of time really. Eventually Jobvent would be purchased or threatened by some deep pockets to stop negative reviews of companies. Well that time is here. Everyone put on your smiley happy faces folks because corporate america is slowly buying up or suing out any site that posts anything negative about any company.

Dish Network Sucks

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:27:49 CDT

Dont even try to watch TV with Dish Network when it is raining. The program skips, gets big ugly blotches across the screen. On top of that, they have the worst customer service of any corporation I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with. The reps are rude, keep no records of what has been said or done and they can never make a decision without a supervisor. I will never have Dish Network nor will I ever have Direct TV ever again..they BOTH suck. Brighthouse has never let me down and even in a rain storm my tv still works.

Fuck MTV!

theRealMe — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 23:40:37 CDT

MTV has been the biggest piece of shit channel for about the last ten years. This channel has single-handedly made a few generations of kids into complete fuck-ups, and it continues to make retards of anyone who watches it. The little bit of music they actually play is either gangster rap, mo town, or pop (or a combo of the three). Fuck Gangster Rap!!! This isn't even hip hop, this is a fucking beat with some wanna-be gang-banger talking over it, and the motherfucker can't even rhyme. And fuck pop music in general. This shit is not even written by the person who sings it and it has no artistic merit. It makes you dumber just listening to it and it should be wiped off the face of the planet.

Remember when they used to play every type of music?!!! Within one hour you could watch metal, or grunge, or punk, or many others. Now they have rap and pop! The person that makes the decisions at MTV decided that American teens would be a bunch of gangster-wannabes and emos, and as I look around, it seems to be working. So if you are one of these people that LOVES MTV and you are walking around with your baggy pants and your straight brimmed hat lookin all gangster or you are wearing your sisters pants and eye-liner and you died your hair black to look more interesting, this middle finger is for you! You are a retard, and MTV decided what you would look like and act like.

Fuck Road Rules, Real World, and all of the other reality tv shows. People that watch this shit are almost as stupid as the people on the shows, and that is really stupid. If your life consists of sitting around watching other people live their lives, do me a favor and punch yourself in the fucking face and then get up and go get a life. And if you are so worthless that you have to video tape your life for a job, you should punch yourself in the face and then go get a real job!

And if you are one of those Jersey Shore fuckups I don't even need to say anything, you are already fucked up enough as it is. I swear the only reason these people make money is because people can't believe how fucked up they are and pay them to watch them fuck up their lives and act like complete douche-bags for entertainment value.

The new Google, shitty features and useless changes

decay — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:40:11 CDT

Really Google what in the hell are you doing. What are you thinking adding some of these just down right fucking stupid features onto your website and web search. You know what I love? When a website changes HOW you can navigate through their site. Why they decided to make it so you can no longer use the up and down keys to scroll the webpage and instead make it so that some stupid arrow moves up and down through the search. Wow that’s fucking great. So now you can’t scroll the page without using your mouse or using page up or page down. Ok fine, you want to add a retarded feature to your site go right ahead and do it but let people disable stupid shit like this. O and how about their instant search. I love having a page reload every single time I type in a character. Here’s an idea, how about you wait to show the page results until I FUCKING FINISH TYPING. I am doing a freaking search, I don’t need to see anything not related to what I am fucking searching for. Let me type in my keywords and then look at the results when I’m fucking ready to see them. The only reason they added this feature is so that they can get several page listings for every search and make their advertisers pay more money for all the extra page views. Pretty fucking evil. O and yeah you can disable their retarded “instant search” feature. For this page visit. But for some god damn reason they don’t let you save this setting. What is the point of turning this stupid feature off it every time I visit your site I’ll have to turn it off. Isn’t this the reason for creating and using my Google account? Let users save the damn setting for turning this crap off. O and have you tried their image search yet? How fucking awful is this update? Laggy bloated slow and rally just damn useless in almost every way. Not only does it take forever for each page to load let alone if you page up / down but there is over a 1mb in HTML / JavaScript that is downloaded. A fucking megabyte. That’s not even counting images because Google was so nice to make the image publishers/host waste all their bandwidth. And now when you view an image you have to wait for the image to load and also the site the image is on to load as well. Why not just load either the image or the site and stop trying to make shit more difficult. Google if you’re going to make slow leggy buggy updates to your website at least make it so people can disable this garbage. People use your site because its fast, easy and not spammy with descent results for searches. They do not use you for fancy stupid features that just get in the way of what people are trying to do. Which is SEARCH. Your going to drive your customers away google, stop this shit and rethink what your doing. Keep things basic, useful and fast. Features are great but there is a difference between a great feature and a feature the makes it more difficult for your customers to do what they are using your service for.

Son of a bitch took my CD

Anonymous — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 07:06:37 CDT

I took my car to the fucking dealer for service and one of the assholes who works there took my CD out of the player!

It was a special composite CD someone who loves me very much took a lot of time and trouble to put together for me and I played it all the time. Now its gone! And you know how you have a favorite CD and you play it all the time and you know what tracks coming up and all? I got used to having it and now some fuck head took it! And because someone made this disk for me, I can't just go and by another one and there feelings would be all hurt if they knew it was gone. FUCK!!!

So I asked the service manager who worked on my car and he says "We can't give out that information." What a major fuck he is too. Big fat bastard with an attitude.

Thats it. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

dunkin donuts

Anonymous — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 23:56:14 CDT

how can any of you call this shit good these air filled fecal bites should be outlawed don't you people have any good bakery's where you live most chain food sucks